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    In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in room 1410, nothing goes wrong, and everything plays out exactly as we know it.

    In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in before Ilya can leave—and the seven-year situationship never gets the chance to start. Instead, through the power of miscommunication, Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010. With better support, they make better decisions. Their rivalry fizzles out before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced instead by a beloved “bromance". In 2015, they come out to the NHL and the world.

    No one believes them.

     

    Or: Somehow, despite Shane and Ilya being out for two years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s horror.

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    “What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.

    “Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”

    “Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”

    In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.

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    Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
    Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
    🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5

    It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.

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    There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and @rozsgf losing their internet connection the exact second the Metros and the Raiders hit the ice.

    The other fans are starting to notice.

    aka: Shane Hollander, who definitely does not run an Ilya Rozanov fan account, runs one of the biggest Ilya Rozanov fan accounts on the internet and somehow keeps getting accused of being a Montreal Metros fan

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    On the screen, the camera pans down as they introduce the contestants. Mary, on her 3rd day winning streak, is a dowdy teacher type. Center stage is occupied by a graying man with loopy handwriting named Auggie. And all the way to the right is…

    Evan.

    Damn.

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    One night when Eddie can't sleep, he discovers the hottest Jeopardy contestant of all time (objectively). With the "help" of his team and his fairly good working knowledge of Twitter, they devise a plan to get Evan (from Jeopardy) to slide into Eddie's DMs. It works surprisingly well.

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    The veil between the mortal and the immortal world thins, threatening not only the demigods and their allies but mortals themselves. As the attacks on mortals increase, the world's attention turns to the half-bloods.

    Now, those who once hid in plain sight must confront a world that fears and threatens them. To survive, they will have to remind humanity why some legends were never meant to be forgotten.

    Or

    The mist falls and honestly, the demigods have better things to do than that.

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    There is a strong scent of antiseptic in the air, the kind that always haunts hospitals and morgues. Ilya thinks it is fitting. He thinks, perhaps, that some vital organ of his is failing irreparably, and he is only waiting for a doctor to call out his time of death.

    “You have lost your memories.” It’s not a question. Ilya’s burning hand drops from Shane’s cheek.

    “Yeah,” Shane says easily. “Wait, shit, did no one tell you?”

    “Is it temporary.” Ilya’s voice is hoarse, pleading. “This memory loss, is it… tell me that it is temporary.” Please, please, God. I know I promised to give anything up, but-

    Shane looks at Ilya with wide eyes. “They don’t know,” he says gently. He seems to be catching onto Ilya’s distress despite the drugs in his system.

    Ilya feels cold all over. Yes, any moment now, they will cover him with a white sheet and take him away.

    Shane's concussion in S01E05 leaves him missing his memories from the last decade. Ilya is now the only person in the world who knows the truth about him and Shane, and is forced to question whether to burden Shane with their complicated relationship or to walk away.

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    Jack
    It's a profound honor to have been chosen as your best man.
    Thank you, Dr. Langdon
    Franklin, if I may.


    Frank
    Huh

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    Decades after saving the Earth, Grace’s video logs are released to the public

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    Famously private, the early years of Lady Glinda Upland's life and career are shrouded in rumor and speculation, innuendo and outuendo. She has notably refused to speak about her connection to the Wicked Witch of the West.

    Nor is a directionless journalist, struggling to reconcile her unknown past with her ambitions as a writer.

    On the eve of Lady Glinda's retirement, Nor receives an invitation summoning her to Pertha Hills, the seat of the Upland Arduenna family.

    To hear the entire story.
    To know the whole truth.

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    Eventual Canon Divergence AU. Inspired by The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo.

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    The Citadel, along with its fleet, in the year 2157 CE was pulled into the Whitespace. A dimension between dimensions, there the denizens of the megastructure are told to watch the Infinitum of humanities potential throughout the multiverse. Before their first contact.

    How will the council races react to this sudden change in events, and why do these hu-mans require such great interest?

    well. . . you'll just have to read and find out

    Inspired by: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13259948/1/Mass-Reacts
    since this fanfic was so good but hasn't been updated since 2020, so I've decided to make my own to fill the void.

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    Shane Hollander is the Associate Press' rising star photojournalist. Ilya Rozanov is a war-torn Reuters photojournalist, with Pulitzers to show for it. They should not be matching on Grindr, fucking on assignment, or spending so much time together while the world burns (politically and literally) around them. And yet.

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    Across the top of Ilya’s screen, a small banner read: 1 guy within 15 feet.

    Ah, fresh meat. The Hill was not so secretly Grindr central, so he wasn’t that surprised. Plenty of old farts on the DL, trapped in a homophobic political box of their own making, desperate for some dick. Curious who this one might be, Ilya tapped it open. The profile loaded after several annoying pop-up ads. It was not, much to his pleasant surprise, an old incumbent. It was Shane Hollander.

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    Ilya Rozanov @rozan0v_off
    Almost fell asleep watching Shane Hollander play. Is the most depressing man I know. Even his chirps are polite. Maybe he wouldn’t be so boring if he weren’t best friends with his mom?

    What the hell, Rozanov?

    Shane grinds his teeth, desperate to keep his tears at bay. This is ridiculous. This isn’t even mean. Not really. Shane should consider himself lucky, really; Ilya is never usually this bad at trash-talking other players. So why is Shane even hurt?

    Perhaps it’s the fact that Ilya wrote something about him at all, and Shane only found out because Hayden sent him a screenshot of it. Or maybe it’s the fact that he used the word “boring”, which is an adjective that has been used to describe Shane so many times throughout his life that he’s come to loathe the very letters composing it.

    Or, Rozanov creates a fake Twitter account to defend Shane from his haters, and then overcorrects when some fangirls get suspicious about his identity.

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    I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).

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    The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.

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    Taking Dr. Abbot’s class had been changing her somehow, transforming her ambitions right in front of her eyes. She was good at doing the workshops. She liked digging at the simulated standardised patients to get to the root of their issues, like she was solving a mystery. She had been working on this thesis idea for years, making it her motivation to get into medicine—but she felt shaken by the fact that she had been missing such a major piece that seemed so obvious to her now. She’d thought surgery is where the buck stops, but she never considered where it all starts.

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    “But my dear, I just can’t believe you never told me that you had joined a musical group. I would have come out to support you— at your gigs!” 

    “First of all, never say ‘gigs’ again. Second of all, not my fault you never noticed when I showed up to dinner with a great big guitar case slung over my shoulder.”

     

    (Aziraphale accidentally discovers Crowley’s secret: he was in a band in the 90s. And he wrote a whole album of love songs…)

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    Louis: Oh, so you've discovered Wikipedia then?

    Lestat: A most valuable resource. I understand it is updated in real time?

    Louis: It is.

    Lestat: The internet is truly miraculous.

    Lestat: Although I am very curious as to why "hot bored moms in my neighborhood" would wish to get in contact with me.

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    Chatfic inspired by Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson's comments at AMC's Upfronts re: what Louis and Lestat were doing before Lestat found out about the book.

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