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I’ll Believe in Anything (Except That) by Vardic
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in room 1410, nothing goes wrong, and everything plays out exactly as we know it.
In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in before Ilya can leave—and the seven-year situationship never gets the chance to start. Instead, through the power of miscommunication, Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010. With better support, they make better decisions. Their rivalry fizzles out before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced instead by a beloved “bromance". In 2015, they come out to the NHL and the world.
No one believes them.
Or: Somehow, despite Shane and Ilya being out for two years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s horror.
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Lighthearted. Yuna + David
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Just Go With It (Hollanov Remix) by stuckinapipedream
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Apr 2026
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When Ilya raises his head, he's pouting at him again. Shane can't believe this man is the same surgeon who regularly performs nose jobs and penile enlargements and breast reductions. He literally looks like a moody teenager right now. "It's not a big deal, Hollander! I swear, we just go to one dinner, we talk to her, that's it!"
Shane raises an eyebrow. "'That's it'? Ilya, you were trying to convince me to pretend to be your husband, who is about to divorce you, just so you could save face in front of your latest conquest and explain why she found a ring in your pocket."
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Ilya asks Shane to pretend to be his soon-to-be-ex-husband so he can get a girlfriend. Yeah, they fall in love instead.
(Just Go With It (2011), but instead of Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler, it's Shane and Ilya.)
NOW COMPLETE!
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The Administrator has put out recruitment for a fresh wave of mercenaries for Team Fortress of R.E.D.--her own personal band of unhinged killers which stays out of the attention of all but the idiot Mann brothers. Due to an unfortunate incident and bad intel, the team prowling the New Mexico outpost has not only lost half of their combatants, but their first field medic, and now she's found the perfect replacement hiding in plain sight in the States: The famous and/or infamous Butcher of Bavaria, a mass killer first known to be active in 1941 who has been making those of... *certain ideologies* have difficulty sleeping at night or traversing dark alleys for decades. It's time to recruit the Mad Doctor--and see what sort of horrific and genius advantages that Dr. Fritz Ludwig will bring to the team!
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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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A Study in Marriage by Cbradley
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
06 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander needs housing.
Ilya Rozanov needs to improve his reputation.
A fake engagement solves both problems.OR: Professors Shane and Ilya fake an engagement, but end up with some very real feelings
New chapter posted every Monday.
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We Call It Hatred (Sukuna x Reader) by Anidoll
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
28 Jun 2026
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You know better than to want Sukuna.
Yuji Itadori is your best friend. He’s kind, familiar, safe. Then he moves in with his estranged uncle.
You start spending time at Sukuna’s apartment - at first with Yuji, then without him. You tell yourself it’s convenience, proximity, nothing worth naming.
You’re wrong.
What should have been simple turns into something corrosive: fixation disguised as hatred, sex used instead of honesty, and a line crossed that can’t be uncrossed.
You recognize what you’re losing with Yuji long before you understand what you’re gaining with Sukuna - and by then, it’s already too late.
We Call It Hatred is a dark romance where the wrong man is chosen on purpose, the right one is touched anyway, and “I hate you” becomes a language all its own.
Reader (24F) × Sukuna (32M)
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Without waiting for a reaction or reply, the man bore down on the gas and peeled down the highway, leaving Buck stranded in the middle of nowhere somewhere along Interstate 10.
And as Buck watched the red brake lights of his Jeep disappear into the distance, clutching his prescription of blood thinners tightly to his chest... there was really only one thing left to do. Tilting his head back until he was staring at the stars, he took a deep breath and screamed into the night:
“Fuck!”
And much like every other one of his recent cries for help, it had gone unanswered.
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Buck gets carjacked, held at gunpoint, and stranded in Arizona the day before his first shift post-lawsuit. And that's only the beginning of his troubles.
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A Different Set of Values by Comet360
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
21 Feb 2021
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Itachi has a relaxing vacation in a peaceful world. Aizawa gets a months-long headache. The League of Villains suffers a major setback.
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When she looked at the mirror and Anna Kendrick's young face stared at her, she concluded that she's in a prequel of Pitch Perfect. Yep, sounds about right.
(What is Robert Pattinson doing here?)
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Aca-scuse Me? by MonsegnorSnek
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Ch 24
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unknown number by broadley
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jul 2026
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Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.
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I am healthy, I am whole, but I have poor impulse control by sburbanite
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 Jun 2026
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I flex my gloved fingers.
“Just how much power are you giving me, exactly?”
“All of it. Everything.”
“Wow, that's. Wow. Are you sure?”
Rocky makes a keening, high pitched vocalisation that I can feel in my chest.
“I love you. It's the entire point.”
I bury my blazing face in my hands.
“Rocky, you can't just say things like that.”
“I can and I will. Where does the medical robot keep the lubricant?”
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- Part 1 of Riches and Wonders
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One shot located after landing, very sweet
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TWST AU where you finally go through the mirror to return to your world, only to be shocked when Grim panics at your leaving and chases after you right as you're crossing through.
But what waits on the other side isn't your world. It isn't even yet another, different world.
...Why are you at the Royal Sword Academy entrance ceremony...?
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Firefighter Lip x Chef Sydney
It’s each of them having chili recipes that are very near and dear to their hearts. It’s Lip who gets to have his streak of adrenaline and still take care of people. It’s Syd who sees this very kind sweet man in uniform and stretching out firehouse t-shirts when he’s not in uniform. It’s hometown heroes with hearts of gold. It’s both of them saying you’re safe with me.
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The Study Buddy Experiment by mjsooft13
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, percy jackson - Fandom, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
05 Mar 2026
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When Percy and Annabeth are seated next to each other for one of their classes in senior year, they soon realize what different high school experiences they’ve had. They agree to carry out an experiment: every time Annabeth teaches Percy something about schoolwork, Percy has to teach something about life outside of textbooks. But it isn’t long before their experiment takes an unexpected turn.
A Percabeth Romcom
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POV: the one where Zayne walks in on you naked and tries to make up for it with nudes
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If you had to pick who out of the five love interests would be most likely to send you unsolicited dick pics, Dr Zayne would have been the last on your list. And yet, here we are.
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Harry and Draco get locked in a cupboard for seven hours.
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Sweetness overload
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For the Greater Good (And Other Bullshit) by Dandalf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2026
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Harry wakes up in his cupboard. He's nine years old, he's already lived a full and violent life, and he's thoroughly bored. He destroyed Voldemort once and tried to fix the wizarding world, but that didn't work out. This time he's going to do things differently, starting with knocking out most of Voldemort's Horcruxes before dinner and gaslighting several children.
(In which a jaded, overpowered Harry Potter goes back in time, speedruns his to-do list, and has some fun along the way.)
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Jail Break by orphan_account
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
28 Mar 2026
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Cale Henituse has a very simple life philosophy: when his friends call from the police station, he shows up with a smile, a credit card, and absolutely no questions asked.
It's a system that works. Mostly. Even if he's now on a first-name basis with every officer in the precinct. Even if his friends treat jail like a casual hangout spot. Even if he's pretty sure the police station has started keeping his favorite pastries in stock.
But when Cale himself ends up in custody for the first time, his chaotic collection of disasters decides that this time, they're going to be the ones doing the rescuing.
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Cale Henituse is the friend who bails everyone out of jail. His friends decide to return the favor. It does not go according to plan.
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Og Cale sendo muito amado
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Side Effects May Include... by kaelila
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2026
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“You’re pregnant,” Recovery Girl says.
Izuku stares at her. And then he fucking laughs. The sudden sound making Recovery Girl wince.
“Good one,” he manages finally, wiping at his face. “Wow. For a second there I thought you were about to tell me I was dying.” He inhales, still smiling.
“But no, seriously, what’s wrong with me?”
Recovery Girl doesn’t smile.
“Yes, seriously. You are pregnant.”
Izuku’s smile disappears.
“What.”
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Pro heroes Deku and Dynamight get hit by an aphrodisiac quirk. But no big deal, it’s not like it’s their first time. When you’re a pro hero in a world full of mysterious quirks, you stop asking what even counts as normal anymore. Besides, it’s not their first time fucking it out either.
But holy fucking plus ultra
He is pregnant.
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Hopelessly Devoted To You by Joe_fruitsalad
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
01 Jul 2026
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“You know, Hange, I’ve been thinking about getting into chemistry lately.” you said, leaning against the cafeteria counter like you didn’t rehearse that in the mirror this morning.
“Really?” they said, and God, even the way they said ‘really’ made your heart do unnecessary acrobatics. “What sparked that interest?”
Oh, I don’t know, maybe a certain brilliant, chaotic chemistry professor who I’ve been hopelessly infatuated with for over a year now?
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You have been hopelessly in love with your oblivious coworker for fourteen months, and maybe it's time to finally make a move.
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- 114,421
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- 16/20
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