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    Metros Updates️ @metrosupdatesmlh
    After the Centaurs got kicked out of the playoffs by the Ottawa Centaurs two years in a row, rumours suggest that Shane Hollander is considering leaving the team. His contract is up at the end of the season and the captain hasn`t re-signed with the team yet. 

    leo @h0ckeyrules
    Replying to @metrosupdatesmlh
    hollander is like the most loyal player in the mlh, he wouldn`t leave them for anything

    Sel @metrosmausi
    Replying to @metrosupdatesmlh
    istg if we loose hollander, we`re done. Who should score goals for us? Pike??? 

    Oliver @centaurspro
    Replying to @metrosupdatesmlh
    call me delusional but i say hollanders signing with the cens and he and roz are gonna make up the most dominant duo in hockey ever 

     

     

    or: Shane`s contract at the Montreal Metros is ending and after marrying Ilya a year ago they both decided long-distance is not for them anymore. Now Shane has to tell his homophobic team that he is leaving them after they drafted him and he brought them back to success to play with his husband (that they don`t know of yet).

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    [Boss Babes]

    Jessica:
    I just had a revelation
    So we know the following information about Jane right:
    1. Rich
    2. Famous (enough for us to ALL recognize her)
    3. Powerful? (has contacts in NHL)
    4. PUBLICALLY well-known supporter of the HABS (EW!) but born in Ottawa
    5. Lives/spends a lot of time between Ottawa and Montreal
    6. Extremely demanding job which involves lots of travel
    7. Fluent in French/English
    8. Would lose job, friends, and family amid massive public scandal if relationship with Rozanov was leaked

    So far we've been stumped, no female celebs match that description
    But what if we're looking in the wrong direction
    Because I believe there's a MAN who fits the description to a T

    Jane:
    I don't like where this is going

    Jessica:
    What if (s)HE's actually…
    JUSTIN TRUDEAU

    - Jane has left the conversation -

    Jessica:
    I rest my case

    The Boston WAGs and their investigations into the curious case of Rozanov's Jane Doe.

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    L: you up?
    J: Against my better judgment, yes.

    Short sexting fic with NSFW art. Seriously it’s NSFW.

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    One night, at the inhumane hour of 9 P.M., Bakugou is woken by an accidental text from an unknown number. Against his better judgment, he responds.

    Before he knows it, Bakugou discovers he would give anything to find out the identity of the mystery U.A. student with whom he shares secret messages with every night…

    Meanwhile, Ochako’s definitely sure she’s pen pals with Bakugou, and she really wants to see where it goes.

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    My brain is kind of like a browser with six million tabs open at the same time, so I finally organised my Descendants fics into some kind of order.

    The Mal from Dragon’s Fire is what would happen if the Mal from Once Upon a Dream didn’t get off the Isle when she did (ignoring the prophecy).

    Daughter of Olympus, Protecting What’s Mine and Subtlety is not is middle name are all spin offs from Dragon’s Fire with a slightly different slant on the world.

    Timing is everything (Mal/Ben) and Timing was never their strong point (Lonnie/Jay) cover the way our hero’s find out they’re going to be parents.

    So Much For Happy Endings is filed under ‘I think I lost it’ and is unrelated to everything else!

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    Compromising pictures surface after Ilya Rozanov’s phone is hacked. Determined not to let his Russian situationship face the fall-out of getting outed, Shane Hollander comes out, starts Twitter fights, and commits to acting unhinged on main, enlisting the help of a few trusted allies.
    His objective? To become the bigger news story so as to draw attention away from Rozanov, in an insane bid to distract Russia from coming for his... whatever they are to each other.
    Whoever said you can’t singlehandedly change an entire narrative has clearly never met Shane Hollander.

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    Rozanov
    hello this is ilya rozanov

    Rozanov
    can you please stop with this

    Rozanov
    i am not homophobic

    Rozanov
    hollander is not homophobic 

    Rozanov
    you are making my life very hard🙄🙄

    Vaughny
    maybe u should stop being a homophobic asshole

    Scott
    Well, I’m glad to hear you’re not homophobic but I’d love to see some actual proof of that first.

    Rozanov
    i hate you both

    Rozanov
    one moment

    Rozanov
    i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proof

    Rozanov
    but he said no😣😣😣😣

    (after a misunderstanding, ilya is cancelled for being homophobic to scott hunter. when shane and ilya announce their friendship, shane is also cancelled for the association with a 'homophobe')

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    "So… are you going to tell me what's going on with you?" Ilya asked just as Shane popped a dill pickle in his mouth.

    "What do you mean?" Shane kept his gaze fixed on his empty plate.

    "Come on, Hollander. I've known you long enough to see that something is wrong. Tell."

    Shane let out a long breath and leaned back on the couch. "The summer wasn't… good."

    Ilya remained quiet, waiting, leaving him space to explain.

    "A friend died."

    Shane is confronted with mortality and makes a spur-of-the-moment decision to visit Ilya.

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    Boston University.

    Shane Hollander: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in Human Physiology.

    Ilya Rozanov: Junior, 21, player for the Boston University Terriers, and majoring in finance.

    Shane and Ilya work well together on the ice, but there is no confusion that they aren't fans of each other. Shane is constantly fed up with Ilya showing up late and not taking things as seriously as him. Ilya likes to tease him, but he always puts his all in during games. It’s been like this since they started two and half year ago.

    Midway through the fall semester, Ilya takes a bad hit and is taken off the ice during the game. Shane comes up with an unorthodox solution to fulfill Ilya's physical needs while he recovers, and Shane's academic needs for extra credit.

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    AKA giving your teammate blow jobs so he doesn't re-injure his knee and can play hockey is a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

    *SMAU previously uploaded to twitter, now uploaded here for ease of reading*

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    "Is Dad the best player?”

    Arthur nodded, but the girls looked thoughtful. “Yes,” Ruby said. “But Uncle Shane is the bestest. He’s on Dad’s team, so you’ll see him.”

    “And Uncle Ilya too.” Jade added. Arthur nodded again.

    Millie chuckled, nodding. “Got it. Does Uncle Ilya play with Dad as well?”

    Ilya. Ilya. The name didn’t ring any bells, and Madeline had promptly subjected Millie to a ten minute rundown on the Metros. She’d have to ask later about the mysterious Uncle Ilya

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    Jackie Pike hires a babysitter and she promptly learns about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov... without knowing who they are.

    An outsiders view into hockey and Hollanov.

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    After SunShane SPF50 leaves him with the worst breakout, Ilya does what any reasonable person would do: he leaves a one-star Amazon review and a complaint on Reddit demanding a refund. However, instead of a refund, he gets a reply back from the company's polite and handsome CEO Shane.

    Or: One angry Reddit post leads to Instagram stalking, horny DMs, getting stuck in a one-bed hotel room, and an Italian wedding.

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    Summer at the cottage. Lazy days. A secret Shane can't keep. One biological change. Three partners. Everything shifts.

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    Caitlin
    ok this IS earth shattering news

    Caitlin
    the concept of the worst team in the league getting ilya rozanov because some random girl managed to lock down “russia’s greatest love machine” and have him so whipped that he moves to OTTAWA??

    Caitlin
    like who the fuck is this girl?????

    Cassie
    Literally all I know is that her name is Jane

    Caitlin
    who the fuck are you jane!!!!!!

    (the ottawa wag chat finds out about jane. cue them finding out little bits of jane lore until some things add up)

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    Something shifts, then. Inside of Euijoo. Around him. The entire world shifts, suddenly feeling so off-kilter that he feels slightly dizzy with it. Like it’s suddenly spinning on an axis that doesn’t exist.

    No. This isn’t happening. This can’t be happening, because Euijoo has already seen that picture, 24 hours ago. He stared at it yesterday morning, while he was still fuzzy with sleep, feeling giddy over the slightly exposed skin. It’s not possible that he only just posted it, a mere two hours ago. Did he delete it, just to post it again? Maybe the engagement wasn’t as good as they had hoped, deciding to post it on a Saturday, instead?

    Just as he’s about to click into the comments, to see if anyone is saying anything about the apparent repost, a notification comes through at the top of his screen.

    nichol
    bet
    can ricky come

    Euijoo refuses to see what’s right in front of him. The universe decides to do something about it.

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    Lando created a new group chat

    “Max appreciation circle (jerk)”

    Lando

    SO. as the name suggests….

    Alex
    Lando, what the actual fuck?

    George
    that is…terribly crude.

    Charles
    right?
    on my private number too??? Lando!

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    “It’s just not….inviting,” James said gently, a pained look on his face.

    Barty eyed the screen, reading over his profile for the tenth time that day.

    Barty Crouch, 21
    “If you won’t fuck me, your mom probably will.”
    Likes: piercings, tattoos, and horror movies
    Ask me about: My daddy issues

    “Seems fine to me,” he shrugged. “I mean…you said to be myself, right? Now, let’s see what idiots are on this Godforsaken app."

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    What do you do when you’re getting married in six months and you have 22 guys whose literal jobs are to do whatever you tell them?

    The Ottawa Centaurs are conscripted to pull off their captain’s wedding. The fact that they still don’t know who he’s marrying is entirely beside the point. (All the signs are there. All of them.)

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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