Loopy_Batsy😵💫🦇
Collection of fics where Batman/Bruce doesn’t have all have all his wits about him. Rather he’s drunk, drugged, dosed with a toxin or pollen, under mind control, truth serumed, age-regressed, or suffering from sleep deprivation, Batsy with his inhibitions lowered leads to some interesting stories lol.
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where’s the wikiHow on turning back time to hug your baby? by AYuumoriEnjoyer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
11 Jun 2025
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“I’M. GOING. TO KILL MYSELF.”
“Ohhh… come on…” Lois Lane mumbles, sighing. “Don’t say that… Y’know I’m not good at comforting people, party boy. You’re drunk, yeah, baby? Don’t… uh.”
“Well, you ASKED me how I feel about my sons growing up so fast, there’s your answer! My babies aren’t babies anymore! And…” he’s sniffling. He’s fucking sniffling. Please.
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"So you're going to close your eyes, and you just want me to talk to you about what's happening," Jim double checked.
"I'm not having auditory hallucinations, and I can't trust what I see," Batman replied curtly. The implication was entirely too wide for Jim to poke at it, so he decided not to pay attention to any unspoken words, instead getting to work stitching up the wound.
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A Second First Meeting by batsy_rocks
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon)
17 May 2017
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Bruce gets de-aged. Somehow. Alfred calls Dick back to the Manor. Dick gets to meet his now pint-sized guardian. Fluff ensures, among other things.
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CaveBat by maplesnmulberries
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
17 Jan 2026
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Duke sputtered as Bruce's massive gauntlet-clad fingers fumbled clumsily at the edges of his helmet. "B—Batman, I swear if you break my mask—"
Bruce ignored him, growling low in frustration when he couldn't find the release mechanism (because Duke had learned from Jason’s horror stories and installed a biometric lock).
Steph landed nearby. "Oh my god, I think he’s trying to check your temperature like a sick kid. B, we have literal thermometers in the suits."
Dick swung down next to them. "Nah nah nah, this is classic Batdad behavior—first comes the baby-carrying, then comes the 'must inspect child for ouchies' phase." He leaned in toward Duke. "He did this to me once after Fear Gas. Held me up by the armpits to check for head wounds."
Bruce finally gave up on removing Duke’s helmet, only to press their foreheads together with an audible thunk. "...No fever?"
Yeah. He was definitely a little inebriated on the gas.
Duke went completely still. "...Did you just headbutt me?"
"Safe?"
Duke was starting to realize why everyone called Bruce "Caveman B" when drugged. (Damnit, Crane.)
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- Part 3 of Batfamily One Shots
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“If this is about your armor, Barry’s gear is doing the same thing,” Clark says, frowning, “It doesn’t seem like he’s trying to move it. It just…wants to move toward him, I guess.”
Fascinating. Bruce takes a deep breath so he doesn’t scream. He can feel every single piece of shrapnel, bullet fragment, and medical implant in his body trying to move toward the man, inching one millimeter at a time through his flesh.