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    It was just like teaching his kids on Earth. Except it was one kid and he scooted around like a crackhead in a hamster ball.
    A collection of short one-shots of Rocky learning about human customs and words.

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    “Oh, it’s a way for humans to tell each other they’re taken. To remember,” I say, popping a bunch more gummy bears into my mouth. Rocky makes a disgusted sound and I smile as I chew. “It’s just a nice way of showing they have someone they committed to.”

    Rocky freezes. I don’t notice for a good few seconds, not until I get the pressing sensation that he’s staring at me, his lack of eyes irrelevant.

    I turn to face him. He’s jittering, something like shaking from excitement or anger, I’m not sure.

    “Rocky?” I ask.

    Grace have ring,” he points, and oh no.Grace have mate? Why Grace no say!?

    I hold up my hands before he can get too excited, though I can already hear a familiar sound, a repeating joyful and confused song start to escape from him.

    “No, no, no!” he freezes again. Deflates, a little. I sigh and run a hand down my face. “It’s… complicated.”

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    “Alright, so, how do we uh - how should we get this show on the road?”

    Rocky brought the dildo back around, raising it high between them like some weird sex monument. Grace stared up at it, feeling a renewed sense of dread when given the reminder of just how big it was.

    “Grace is positive question?” Rocky asked, catching Grace’s hesitation.

    “Yeah. I mean, I think so. You can take something this size, no problem - a bunch of other people have, too. How bad can it really be?”

    or, alternatively: grace still has a big dick, rocky is still a masochist, but now grace gets a taste of his own medicine.

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    "I was just having a… nice dream, and my body responded. It’s a… natural biological process.” Ryland makes the conscious decision to not tell Rocky what it’s called. “It’s related to reproduction, sort of."

    “Oh,” Rocky says. “Understand. Is biological process finished now, question?”

    Even through the filter of the computer voice, Ryland can pick up on Rocky's devious tone. He knows the answer to his question. Ryland had gone over basic human reproductive biology with him on like, day 25 of their relationship. Friendship? Whatever. And Rocky never forgets anything, so of course he knows he wasn’t “finished.” He can tell Ryland is embarrassed, and he’s trying to make it worse, for some reason.

    Well, it’s working. Despite his best efforts to remain neutral, Ryland is pretty sure he's blushing down to his chest.

    “Yes and no,” he finally answers, trying to ignore that despite everything that’s happened since he woke up, he’s still very hard in his underwear. He rubs at his face, trying to make the blush go away. “I’m… going back to sleep.”

    “Okay,” Rocky says. “Sweet dreams.”

    That little… fudging… freak. Darn him to heck.

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    Grace chases down Stratt after her karaoke performance and asks her to come back to the party with him. She learns about the ship-wide bet that she and Grace are hooking up, and shenanigans ensue.

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    “We call this ♪♫.”

    “The color or the rock?” I tease, earning myself a low staccato noise not unlike what a human might sound like when faking a laugh.

    And then, from one second to another, he straightens. I sense the shift in the air, and as I rise from my squat, Rocky's gaze follows me very, very slowly.

    “What?” I ask.

    “Say name of this again,” he says, and I tilt my head. He’s never needed me to repeat something before. His hearing is immaculate, and he’s never once forgotten something I’ve told him.

    “It’s a rock.”

    He doesn’t move. He stares at me with his featureless face until even that feels more unsettling than eye contact.

    “Grace,” he says flatly. “You are fucking kidding me, question?”

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    Or: Rocky learns the meaning behind the name Grace gave him.

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    Rocky emerges, and his body language alone is enough to get me going. I struggle around my laugh, clamping my hand over my mouth. He waits patiently for me to gather myself.

    “Eridians are gay,” he declares. “I escape closet for all of them.”

    I fail. I tuck my glasses into the collar of my shirt so I can put my head in my hands, wiping tears as they come.

    “Rocky,” I say between giggles, “Rocky, I don’t think—I don’t think you can apply human sexuality to Eridians.”

    Something in him shifts, then. He perks to attention from his relaxed state, and though he has no eyes or facial features, I swear I can feel his gaze narrow on me.

    “I also read about gay rights,” he says slowly, warily. “Read that gay humans are hated some places. Bad.” He comes closer, looking up at me with all the accusation his flat face can muster. “You hate gay, question?”

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    Or: Rocky learns about another human custom, and as always, he makes it Grace's problem.

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    I'd thought before that I'd trust Rocky with anything, even open heart surgery, and I really, truly did. Given a few hours to read up on a topic Rocky could blow any equivalent human out of the water, and his adaptability, intelligence and dexterity gave me absolute confidence in his ability to do anything he set his mind to. The real difficulty would be on my end: my confusing squishy organs and the time limit we were on, my incompatibility with his atmosphere, and, most concerningly, the fact that the only anesthesia the Hail Mary had was local.

    Grace has appendicitis. Rocky has to cut it out.

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    I couldn't help but rationalize it to myself: if Rocky could see me getting off anywhere on this tiny ship, did it really make a difference if I did it right in front of him?

    Plagued with newfound attraction to his best friend, Ryland Grace decides he might as well show Rocky how he jerks off.

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    The things you get up to stuck in a tiny spaceship with your best friend who you owe your life to.

    Or: Rocky lets Grace explore his hole.

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    It's been a long time since Grace has gone into subspace, and it's starting to show its strain. Rocky is worried, so for his sake, Grace decides to try a guided meditation.

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    “Grace pick you name. He say is funny.”
    “What does my name mean in your language?”
    “I tell Grace means stone worker. I lie. It mean special present.”

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    Mary tells you about the journey so far.

    This is a little Mary introspective written as if she were sentient and computers could feel anxiety and imposter syndrome and fall in some kind of confusing love. Or, what if you were a spaceship computer tasked with keeping three astronauts alive and then a couple didn’t make it? You’d probably get really attached to that third one and bend over backward to make him happy and comfortable huh

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    Dr. Ryland Grace is spiraling, and his robot assistants know how to help.

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    For three hours, he’s at the beach, takes off his socks and hikes Ilyukhina’s dress up, and stands in the water. He left the cane on the shore; it hurts to let his frame bear the brunt of gravity unsupported. The reliable tide, just cool enough to chill him a little, laps at his shins.

    He closes his eyes and tries to forget about himself, the familiar ache in his joints and spine. Allows himself to imagine something else.

    A different truth, a hypothetical, a thought exercise.


    Rocky can't bear to lose Grace. But he can bear to watch Grace wither away from a sickness easily cured by Earth medicine even less.

    Grace has to make another choice.

    Or: After thirteen years on Erid, Grace leaves his true home for Earth. Eva Stratt lives to see him return. Earth takes note of the changes.

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    If Rocky propositions him during the workday, he makes no such attempt at a performance—or, as Rocky likes to call it, courtship.

    After they determine this is indeed the word Rocky’s using, Grace snorts. “No. Courtship is, like, old-fashioned dating. Very formal old-fashioned dating.”

    “No, no.” Rocky gestures to what he gave Grace. “Is courtship. Trust.”

    “I don’t know what this is, but it’s not courtship!” Grace holds up the honest-to-God padded handcuffs Rocky made for him. They jingle a little. “Explain how this is old-fashioned to you. Quickly.”

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    "Why are you just standing there? Did I..." I cut myself off, rewording. "Did something go wrong with your plan?"

    Rocky tilts back and forth for a second before finally responding, "Grace not begging, question?"

    My mouth drops open, "You want me to beg?"

    "Grace begging like human pet ringing bell. Is next step in my plan."

    OR: Grace assumes that, after the first time Rocky propositioned him, his curiosity was satisfied. Turns out it's quite the opposite.

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    “Ohhh,” Rocky trills. “Rocky understand now. Grace embarrassed because Grace is bad at kissing.”

    “I’m not embarrassed.”

    “Grace is a little embarrassed. Grace say Grace bad at kissing,” Rocky says triumphantly. “Very sad that is Grace’s situation. Sad, old man, bad at kissing.”

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    {Also can better see Grace. Study Grace. Understand what Grace fifth limb is.}

    “Woah,” I laughed, “I appreciate it, but that’s… for mating and waste.”

    {I know. Leaky human has many holes to leak from. Never see this one. Has TWO fluids. Interesting. Rocky will study. Answer questions that Grace won’t answer because blood goes to fifth limb and away from stupid squishy human brain. Like now.}

    That jerk was right. I could feel two things at once. Rocky, above me, VERY deliberately pressing his carapace even closer into my body. And the soft, throbbing sensation between my legs, pressing at the fabric of my sweatpants.

    Ohhhh fudge.

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    Rocky and Grace explore each other on their way to Erid with the help of some hot new xenonite technology!

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    "So how humans pick partner?"

    "Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”

    “Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”

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