Records Potentially Used For Fertility Rituals
An assortment of found records potentially used for old fertility rituals 😉😉. Yeah, I know, old meme. But it's a fun one so there. In case you hadn't gotten it, here lies the porn.
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Prince's Omega, King's Alpha by hushali69
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2023
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After death, mating cycles affect every ghost differently.
Some cease to get cycles at all. Some continue as if they never died, or change secondary genders entirely.
Others, however, find their cycles halted until their body recognizes a fated mate.
Crimson Rain Sought Flower finds himself in a… predicament, to say the least.
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After happening across an old book hidden in Paradise Manor's library and finding it to contain all kinds of tempting inspiration for nighttime activities, Xie Lian can't help but get curious.
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- Part 1 of soft dom xie lian oneshots 💕
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teach me, shizun by Kakyoinscherry
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Oct 2024
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“Teach me.”
“Teach you what?”
“How to make you feel good,” Shen Qingqui’s heart lurched, his dick twitching. He had never thought he would hear those words from Binghe’s lips. Nor did he think it would turn him on so much. “How not to hurt you. How to make you happy, make you hard, make you cum.”*****Fan Art At The End*****
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Task Failed Successfully by Ameji
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
30 Jul 2024
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Hua Cheng tries to suppress the first full-blown heat he's had in 800 years. Xie Lian tries to find a missing god. How will these two things connect?
One of them is going to be much more successful than the other.
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- Part 2 of Tasks Assigned!
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Things Come Undone by geology
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2022
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Seducing his teacher is a game of patience, of holding out so Luo Binghe can finally get what he wants.
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“Mind telling me what this is?” Hua Cheng asked.
Curious, Xie Lian brought a hand to it, and he traced the delicate filigree that ran along the edges of the box. Hua Cheng seemed to think that he knew what it was, but he really couldn’t recall. It wasn’t until his hand laid flat on the lid of the coffer that something suddenly clicked, and it brought a mortifying memory to the surface.
All the blood quickly drained from his face, and he clutched the lid tightly enough to whiten his knuckles, too.
“You already know what this is… don’t you?” he asked meekly.
“I do,” Hua Cheng confirmed. “But I’m curious to know where you found such a thing. Won’t you tell me?”
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Nestled within the box was that dreadful child-bearing pill that was almost gifted to Hua Cheng a while back.
Xie Lian suffers the consequences (or rather, reaps the rewards) of hanging on to one of Hua Cheng's birthday gifts.
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Hua Cheng was sitting on his throne in the armoury of their mansion, the same throne where on a long time ago Xie Lian had fallen right on his lap during his hasty escape from the palace.
Right now Xie Lian was, once again, sitting on his lap. Only, the circumstances were a bit different.
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Hands, Knees, Please by Anonymous
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2022
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"Gege, look at you, begging so shamelessly for more. What would you have said if you could have seen yourself like this eight hundred years ago?"
Hua Cheng, who was three fingers deep in Xie Lian, thought he knew what to expect from his darling, beloved, deeply out of his league long term lover and hysterical obsession. And yet, somehow, Xie Lian always managed to surprise him.
The crown prince burst into laughter.
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It might have been love, it might have been a demon by RestMyCase
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Dec 2025
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“Is that a Celestial Dusk-Winged Turtle?!” Shen Yuan nearly bounced over, completely ignoring the way the two master cultivators snapped their heads in his direction. “That’s amazing! I thought they were extinct!”
“Liu-shishu, where did you find it?”
“Does Shen Yuan like it?”
“Yes! I love it!”
Liu Qingge shot Shen Qingqiu a distinctly triumphant look.
“It's for you.”
Shen Qingqiu hissed quietly, “Over. My. Dead. Body.”
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the act of just being here by Euphorion for ataratah
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2021
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The weather on Qing Jing Peak was never just boring. It was either gloriously sunny, with a blazing blue sky and charming little birds twittering among the bamboo, or dramatically storming, rain pounding against the walls, the perfect backdrop for a furious confrontation or declaration of all-consuming love (read: lust). So when Shen Qingqiu woke up to a light, uninteresting drizzle falling from a dishwater sky, he knew instantly that something was wrong.
Binghe was plastered against his back, too big, too warm, his palm pressed to his chest over Shen Qingqiu’s heart as if needing, always, the confirmation that he was alive. Shen Qingqiu could feel his erection pressing against the curve of his lower back, knew that if he wanted to he could shift his hips, grind backwards, and Binghe would wake and be on him in moments, pulling the sleeping robes from his shoulders and latching his teeth into the column of Shen Qingqiu's throat, marking him, over and over, as his.
So that was all normal. There was something else, something more abstract, that was off.