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“You suck,’ Local Angry Boy says to Fate before stabbing its kidney. “And I never believed in you.” by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jul 2019
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Ascensions are occasions to celebrate, unique moments of joy and excitement for old and incredibly bored Heaven Officials. Usually. However, when Prince Hua Cheng inexplicably crashes back in heaven for the third time, there is a lot of excitement indeed, but very little joy.
“I’m back, bitches,” Hua Cheng grins dangerously as he steps out of the palace he just wrecked during his spectacular ascension. “Missed me?”
Or: Role Reversal!AU, in which Hua Cheng is the twice forsaken God of Revenge and Misfortune and former prince of a country he destroyed himself 800 years ago. He genuinely has no clue why the infamous demon king White Sword Whispering Death would be interested in a humble wandering priest like himself and would like to be left alone to carve his Xie Lian statues in peace, thank you very much.
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Bookmarked by Blank_TheIdiot
04 Dec 2024
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I really like the eyeball flowers and world building imagery in this one…
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If anyone treats you like ass, I'll have them shot by Ghostsandyoumightdie
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Feb 2024
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Based on the Overlord Husk AU by @celestialalpacaron (Tumblr)
Crimson pinched his brow, rubbed his hands over his eyes, and dragged his palms down his cheeks along with his eyelids. “You fucking… Do you have any idea who this is?”
“Husk’s… wife?” one of the sharks guessed. Crimson shot him point-blank in the face.
“No, you idiots,” said the imp as he pocketed the gun. “Worse. That’s his host. Angel-fucking-Dust.”
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Pure Vanilla has Shadow Milk blindfolded and tied up by his own puppet strings, quivering and desperate. He fucks him slow and tortuously gentle, all so he can wring orgasm after orgasm from the high and mighty jester.
It’s humiliating. It’s too much.
It’s so good.
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till i get my head right by Aminias for Pip (Moirail)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Jul 2021
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“You don’t know how to drive, do you?”
“Sure I do. Connect the right wires and the gas pedal goes down.”
“Close enough.” Song Lan agrees to Xue Yang’s quiet surprise. He puts the car in park and passes over the keys. “You break it, you buy it. There's thirty miles left and I need to clean one of my guns.”
Or Song Lan & Xue Yang go on a road trip to meet Xiao Xingchen and it has a body count
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God Shuffled His Feet by thetrickisnotminding
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2022
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When the system's mostly shut down, lingering wifeplot plants push divine revelations.