Humans are Space Orcs [DSMP]
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Ranboo isn’t new to the misunderstandings between him and his crew mates. Being the only human on a ship full of aliens who had lived over two times his age and have been hoping planets since they got there driving licenses would definitely leave to some confusion between all of them.
But he never thought they’d go completely nuts over a pair of scissors. Let him repeat himself,
scissors. Ranboo wonders if humanity will ever stop confusing his alien friends.The answer is a no, just so you know.
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Human Philza was kidnapped by aliens, but manages to crash their ship. On the planet he lands on, he meets farmer Technoblade.
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did you get enough love, little dove? by allieae for bari_astralis
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Oct 2022
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“Don’t leave,” he chokes out. “Don’t leave me, please…”
“Humans need rest,” Phil repeats. Then, glancing helplessly to Techno and Wilbur, stood next to him, “Right?”
Tommy’s chest crumples in, eyes stinging.
Both of them nod, like they know more about him than he does.
Tommy finds, in this moment, that he loves them so much he can only hate them for it.
~ or, five times Tommy couldn't ask for a hug and the one time he could (ft. alien!SBI who don't know that humans need attention.)
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Technoblade’s fur was white. Piglins were known for their bright pink fur, something Tommy had learned after he’d joined a crew of aliens out in space. Piglins were various shades of bright pink, some slightly reddish, but still pink. And Techno was pink. Now, he was turning white.
After a stressful three-month mission to rescue all the humans who’d been on the same ship as Tommy, who’d all been poached and trafficked, Tommy realized that Techno’s fur was no longer the bright pink it used to be, having become very desaturated. It was even starting to turn gray and white. He’s worried that he may have given the Piglin a human illness, but when Wilbur learns about “space-sickness” in Piglins, things take a darker turn. Techno, for his part, is just confused about why he keeps getting asked if he’s okay.
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It wasn’t that Tommy needed Technoblade to like him, no. But he really did see his human crewmate as a friend, preferably as a brother, but it's hard for him to tell whether Techno cares about him sometimes. The two of them end up going on a parts run together, but they end up caught in a severe snowstorm, which crashes the ship.
That wouldn't be too bad, except for Tommy is a reptilian alien, so being cold-blooded in a snowstorm is his worst nightmare. Prior experience with other crews has told Tommy that he can't expect anyone else to try and save him, not when it puts their own life at risk, but Techno may just surprise him.