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A video of Ilya Rozanov goes insanely viral one weekend. It’s him stopped on a red light, riding one of his bright sportscar, windows down with loud music, singing and bobbing along to Bad Bunny songs, an unlit cig between his lips, blissfully aware smoking (pun intended) hot he looks.
Few days later, he gets modelling/brand offers he gladly accepts to cure his boredom while Shane is out doing his own brand deals. To get Ilya into the mood, directors let him play his own playlists and do his own thing.
It breaks the internet.
If there’s one thing that Hayden accidentally outing them Shane is thankful for, it’s the fact that he can now stake his claim on Ilya. He just did not expect it’ll be against most of the internet and a quarter of the league.
(Greatly inspired by those videos of Connor Storrie dancing during his photoshoots that have not left my mind since I watched them.)Series
- Part 1 of Burner Accounts and Shanenanigans
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king’s landing university by Anonymous
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), House of the Dragon (TV)
02 Mar 2026
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Dunk chuckled, shaking his head at the ceiling. "Right. Well. To understand how we all ended up bleeding on Dean Rhaenyra's very expensive leather chairs, we have to go back to the cafeteria.”
He cracked his neck, ready to spend the next hour telling Egg how he got involved with the Campus Queen, the Student Body President, and the notorious Fraternity Lord of Sigma Alpha.
“Tuesday afternoon. Sloppy Joe day. And the absolute worst, and best, decision of my entire life."
(In which Dunk, a scholarship kid nobody, recalls how he got involved with KLU’s campus icons.)
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There is something both thrilling and intimate about watching someone when they think no one is around, seeing how they behave in the vacuum of other people’s perception.
Regulus momentarily sheds his poise when he wrestles with the ancient lock, tote bags precariously balanced on his shoulders and neat curls just beginning to frizz and frazzle in the humidity. He mutters something James is too far away to hear, but it is most certainly a curse.
It’s oddly endearing.
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James Potter offers to check on his best friend’s long-missing brother and gets a little too invested.
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PJ has grown up in the very conservative town of Belmount her whole life.
Which sucks for her, since she’s definitely a lesbian.
So she fakes dating a guy, has to stop rumors about her and her best friend Josie dating, cause they aren’t, and when she came out to her parents, they kept questioning her, but the next day said they would support her and still love her. But she couldn’t act out on those feelings while they were still living here. They promised her that when she goes to college in Boston, she’s free to be whoever she wants.
And then she met Hazel.
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Rory is saved from the worst date ever by a tall, handsome stranger. A friendship builds and maybe more.
Drama, Dean bashing, Marty bashing.- Language:
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ch 17 freaking awesome story 05.07.2026
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Kris Can't Fucking Take It Anymore by Sweet_Poke (Long_Poke)
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
01 Jul 2026
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Kris uses the knife when Susie comes to cockblock as Pink is asking to date at the cafe. After literally everything that has happened in the last 4 days, the $!$? Squad trying to stop the one person that actually seemed to show romantic interest in Kris is the last straw. Kris literally refuses to deal with this. Everyone else will just have to learn to live with Kris and the catgirl being together for the little time they have left.
Sweet/comedic/a bit of angst, short and sweet.
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please, won't you (make a family with me) by virtual_typewriter
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jul 2026
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Léa Martin @MrsLéaMartin92
Shane Hollander is TAKEN !?Clara @mrsshanehollander4ever
Shane Hollander has a BABY????Léonie @LeonieGagnon27328
Is this officially the NHL’s cutest baby?Lily @BostonLily1991
DOES THE BABY HAVE FRECKLES?Charlotte @charlottefromquébec
Replying to @BostonLily1991
what?One month before the tuna melt incident, pictures are posted online of Shane and Hayden’s outing to the aquarium.
Within minutes, the internet is convinced that Shane Hollander has become a father, and people everywhere are mourning the fact that the NHL’s most eligible bachelor is off the market.
“People everywhere” includes Ilya Rozanov.
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Heart absolutely shattered thinking Shane had a baby and yet he still wanted to congratulate him anyway 💔✅
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Existentialist Rockstar's Future Death by Ebyru
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
03 Jul 2026
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Lestat has a familiar person following him on his tour. Sometimes he listens, other times he doesn't. But most of the time she's right.
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In the Cold Place, at their lowest, a heartbroken puppet and a prophesised sacrifice were given one last chance to fix their mistakes.
This isn't about them. This is about the day the email guy and a world boss both lost their minds.
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When rumors explode that Vernon is dating an unknown guy, the members come up with a ridiculous plan: all 12 of them will dress up as a girl and flirt with him.
Whoever gets the best chemistry becomes his fake girlfriend to shut the mouths of the haters. But when Seungkwan introduces himself as Boo Youmi… things go way too fucking well and Vernon’s heart starts to act really stupid.
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Kaveh jolted awake with an immediate, jarring sense that the world was somehow incorrect - the way a loud alarm jerks someone into consciousness before they’re ready to rejoin the waking world. As his eyes flew open, he took in the familiar ceiling of his and Alhaitham’s home... but that only made his unease worsen.
Blinking rapidly, he pushed himself upright with a clumsy lurch, oddly disconnected from his own body - as though his limbs had forgotten their obedience to the structure of his mind. But as he rolled his shoulders, expecting the familiar discomfort and stiff cracks he’d long since accepted as an inevitable consequence of waking up every morning, all he felt was warm, smooth muscle moving fluidly beneath his skin.
A lot of muscle.
... Too much muscle.
Why was there so much muscle?!
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Shane's kink list by SocksKeptOn
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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This one's for all the smut lovers!
Shane and Ilya have been happily married for 3 years.
Ilya finds a box under the bed with a book inside.
He discovers Shane's kink list.
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4 times Dick, Jason, Tim and Alfred tried telling Bruce that Clark is Superman, and one time Clark confessed to Bruce himself.
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“See! I told you he’s Superman!” A new voice appeared, loud and clear. The two lovers turned their heads over and saw Dick, Jason, and Tim together. With Alfred too behind them,
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Ilya Rozanov's 12 Step Plan For Public Flirting by OtherWaysHome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Apr 2026
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Ilya still loves a terrible decision. Nearly ten years of exposure to Shane just mean that now, the terrible decision comes with a plan. This time it comes with bullet pointed lists, research. Fresh ideas scribbled late at night and stuck, one over the other, onto the fridge door.
This crucial, terrible decision comes with deliberation and forethought and a twelve-step fucking plan.
A plan that starts with ‘attend every game he can between the women’s league’s rivals-turned-wives Clara and Katya’ and ends with ‘kiss Shane on the mouth at center ice.’
Because Icarus has nothing on Ilya fucking Rozanov. The internet is not ready. Yuna is going to have his head for this. Step one begins on Friday. He cannot fucking wait.
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Half Ilya Rozanov POV and half social media fic tracking the chaos, managed and otherwise, that is unleashed as Ilya enacts his plan.
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Katara and Zuko just welcomed their brand new baby girl into the world but during a time where Fire Nation rebels are among them and lurk in the shadows. Fire Lord Zuko will go as far as he needs to go to protect his family while juggling the new role of becoming a father and the constant anxiety of becoming a father who had once burned his own son.
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Find Lily by virtual_typewriter
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Apr 2026
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“Got someone special waiting for you?”
Shane’s breath hitches and he looks up, big, brown orbs settling on the person behind the camera. There’s a blush crawling across his freckles, his voice unsteady as he answers.
“I wanted to celebrate with Lily, but she isn’t here.”
The video ends shortly after, and the internet collectively loses its mind. Within minutes #FindLily is trending across all social media platforms, women from across the globe begging Shane to dump her ass.
OR on the night that Shane wins the cup for a second year in a row, the internet learns of Lily and goes absolutely nuts.
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Jane Doe elected Prime WAG by Driftingalongtheshore
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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[Boss Babes]
Jessica:
I just had a revelation
So we know the following information about Jane right:
1. Rich
2. Famous (enough for us to ALL recognize her)
3. Powerful? (has contacts in NHL)
4. PUBLICALLY well-known supporter of the HABS (EW!) but born in Ottawa
5. Lives/spends a lot of time between Ottawa and Montreal
6. Extremely demanding job which involves lots of travel
7. Fluent in French/English
8. Would lose job, friends, and family amid massive public scandal if relationship with Rozanov was leakedSo far we've been stumped, no female celebs match that description
But what if we're looking in the wrong direction
Because I believe there's a MAN who fits the description to a TJane:
I don't like where this is goingJessica:
What if (s)HE's actually…
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I rest my caseThe Boston WAGs and their investigations into the curious case of Rozanov's Jane Doe.
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February Roadie by Current34
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Feb 2026
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Ilya Rozanov had no idea it was possible to be so unbearably happy in February. It was objectively the worst month of the year between the terrible weather and the exhaustion of the mid-season grind, but as he sat next to his husband on a plane to Columbus in the middle of their two week roadie, he felt almost giddy. They were cuddled together watching the latest Fast and the Furious movie (they were somehow going to space, but also the ocean floor? He had been too busy staring at his husband’s freckles framing his glasses to focus, sue him).
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Shane bonds with the team in his first season with the Centaurs, and Ilya has FeelingsTM about it.
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It's all Canadian Vodka's fault by FriPie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.
The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive.
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beneath the surface by hollanderheaven (DivinelyDevyn)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Jan 2026
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“ a promise you’ll stay / and i start to believe . “
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Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander make their late-night TV debut together.