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“Hi,” Ilya says, his attempt at making his voice a purr lost to how fucking happy he is, to have this, to see Shane Hollander in a way no one else ever gets to. He crosses the room and kneels over him, pulling him up into a kiss that Shane gives him easily, making a sweet, soft noise that makes Ilya want to bite him with how cute it is. Instead, he gets a handful of the edge of the soft, fuzzy blanket to whip it off of Shane and replace it with his own body-
-only to be stopped when the blanket turns out to be far, far fucking heavier than he anticipated, pulling him up short when his attempt at a flick ends with barely moving the edge before it flops back down with audible weight.
(ilya versus shane's weighted blanket)
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Competition is Better With a Friend by some1_around
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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Harry thinks he's doing an amazing job blending in undercover as a normal student. Everyone is aboslutely terrified of the monster wearing human skin walking among them.
title from Hozier — Angel of Small Death & the Codeine Scene
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- Part 6 of we should just kiss like real people do
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r/wasianasshole
Description: You tell us a story where you might be coming across as an asshole. The rest of the sub chimes in to comment on it.Replies:
u/Ilya_Rozanov
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The Devil's Road: It was Love by DarcyMolloy
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
30 Jun 2026
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Daniel’s been blowing off steam at the bowling alley a lot lately and imagining the blonde bitch is pin number one has really improved his game. It’s not a busy night at the alley. Just a few people scattered across the lanes; not pumping with humanity like bowling alleys were back in the 70s and 80s. But then suddenly, even the few people that are there vanish.
Then he feels him.
Daniel does his best to appear nonchalant as he sends the purple and orange bowling ball hurtling down the lane. But when the ball changes to the color of his maker’s apocalyptic eyes halfway to the pins, he suddenly becomes as chalant as fuck.
Daniel’s always been a fake, I don’t give a fuck-er.
“Hello Daniel. It’s me.”
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- Part 5 of The Vampire Lestat
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allied forces by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jun 2026
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Troy: Uh, guys.
Troy: I just saw something I don’t think I was supposed to see.Bood: Seriously, Barrett?
Bood: I told you to be careful on those porn sites.Hazy: 👀
Troy: No!
Troy: Fuck.
Troy: NO.
Troy: I went to the hospital to see Roz.Dykstra: Wait, didn’t he say for us to not visit?
Dykstra: That he was totally fine and would be home tomorrow?Troy: Well, yeah, but I didn’t think that meant ME.
Bood: I’m pretty sure that was exclusively for you.
Haas: How was he?
Haas: Did he look okay?
Haas: Do you think he’s going to be alright?Troy: Uh, yeah.
Troy: I think he’s going to be fine.
Troy: Because Shane Hollander was lying in the hospital bed with him.- Language:
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It is 2001; two years after the reunion of Will Byers and Mike Wheeler. The once-best friends have lived together ever since, now openly a couple and happier than ever. However, life is not without its challenges.
Burdened with powerful psychic abilities, Will devotes much of his time to mastering himself. Mike is his rock in these personal trials, with their bond having grown into something truly unbreakable. Unfortunately, both men remain troubled by past regrets, blaming themselves for toils long past.
Eager to destress with loved ones, they prepare to set out on a camping trip to the east coast in celebration of Mike's 30th birthday. Elder siblings, Nancy and Jonathan, are the ones to provide the means via their new RV, while Max comes along for the ride. And a special guest accompanies the group in the form of Mike's college roommate, Dan Hallenbeck.
Vacations are meant to be times of relaxation, but things do not always go as planned. And ghosts from the past can show their faces when least expected...
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- Part 3 of Strangers When We Meet
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“No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”
“Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.
He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.
“Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”
“They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.
(shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)
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Their Playboy Then, Your Loverboy Now by snowbiiwrites
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Jun 2026
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It was supposed to be fun meeting other players outside of his team. Newsflash, it isn't. Luca doesn't understand how someone like Shane is friends with someone like Hayden Pike.
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“I will be honest and give heads up. Hayden is one you will have to ignore. He will probably be giant buzzkill. He is worst Pike for a good time. I have more fun playing dress up with his small zoo of children than drinking world's best vodka with him. That’s a sad day for a Russian. Don’t let him talk down to you. He might try.”
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- Part 7 of Marly & Me
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Girls & Boys by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jun 2026
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Dr Ryland Grace is a hunk of a man. After pushy colleagues mistake Grace’s attempt at social escape for a love confession, a witch hunt begins. The parents and teachers of Grover Cleveland desperately want to find out who his mysterious “partner” is, Grace just wants to enjoy dinner with his one (1) shit-stirrer of a friend.
Decades after this debacle, the log’s return to Earth, an inside joke with Rocky is misinterpreted and there is only one thing the world wants to know: who fisted Dr Captain Ryland Grace?
Or: everybody wants a piece of Grace, unfortunately for them, Grace finds sex about as arousing as RNA transcription.
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The ending screenshot fucking KILLED ME. Oh my god stop being so funny rn
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London, Interrupted by Astral_Isles
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jun 2026
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A few weeks before running their first camp for the Irina Foundation in the summer of 2019, Shane arranges for him and Ilya to fly to London to meet with some British footballers who run their own charity kids camp. Ilya insists on treating it like their first couples vacation, and on playing sexy stranger in the hotel bar.
Neither of them could have foreseen that Scott and Kip would also be on vacation in London, and also staying in the same hotel.
Scott and Kip proceed to drag Shane and Ilya on an evening out, during which Ilya and Shane have to pretend they definitely aren’t in a relationship, and Shane definitely, definitely does not have a plug up his ass.-
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Facing Down the Dark by natcat5, Nerve_Itch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 May 2026
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Cas: I love you
Dean: Two Montreal players legitimately tried to kill Ilya Rozanov on the ice and Shane Hollander went on a rampage through the entire Metros team to get to his husband. -
to the shame of queer theorists everywhere by starlitsequins
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
19 May 2026
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The file on Daniel Molloy, to the Talamasca’s great inconvenience, has been closed and reopened twelve times in the last fifty years.
Armand sires his first fledgling after half a century. Said fledgling then publishes a best-selling novel. The world reacts.
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mixed media fic of nepofledgling daniel🩷 social media, lestat and daniel outsider povs:-)
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Emotional Damage, Courtesy of Damian Wayne by Plutern2010
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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Bored after finishing his schoolwork, Damian Wayne sends the Batfamily group chat two alarming texts:
> “I love you all.”
“Thank you for tolerating me these past years.”
Then he turns off his phone, takes a shower, and falls asleep.
The rest of the Batfamily immediately panics, believing something is seriously wrong.
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Colt wasn't surprised that everyone on set adored his twin. What person didn't like him?
That being said, Tom Ryder was an unexpected variable that Colt didn't see coming. Luckily, he knows a dog who loves biting people when prompted.
Or, Tom Ryder is an asshole who flirts with Ryland for fun just to piss off Colt, and it works.
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- Part 4 of Coltland Gentry AU
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Conclusion: Recent Intimate Contact by shaneviews (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Apr 2026
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“Concentrated trauma in the posterior region can suggest a specific type of contact.”
Luca hummed in understanding, writing it down. “And is that something easily identifiable during an appointment?”
“If you know what you’re looking for,” Ilya said calmly. “You can get a good idea of how… eventful a patient’s life has been.”
Shane wanted to disappear.
(or: Shane Hollander chooses the worst possible day to go to the dentist. The fact that his dentist is the same guy he sucked off six hours earlier definitely doesn’t help.)
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Shane Hollander wakes up with a pussy.
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love in the time of AO3 metrics by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jan 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has exactly one problem with his secret relationship with Shane Hollander: Scott Hunter has more fanfiction than them.
The solution is obvious. They’ll just have to make the internet ship them harder. What could possibly go wrong?
Or in which two NHL players discover AO3, decide to manipulate their public image to generate more fanfiction, and not so accidentally come out in the process. Featuring: competitive nonsense, live television mishaps, and one very distressed Scott Hunter.
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Finished Jul 1, 2026
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Wanted: Deku, anonymous-Shinkansen-sketcher. by Moonlit_Jay
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Apr 2026
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On his day off, Katsuki takes the Shinkansen, craving some normality.
During the ride, a stranger secretly sketches him... before gifting him politely the drawing. Drawing signed “Deku.”
Shaken by the unexpected vulnerability captured on paper, Katsuki sets on finding the unknown artist... And he asks Mina for some help.
"Wait... Beautiful... sweetest...?", he opened wide eyes, before being cut out by hysteric laughter on the other end of the call.
“Should I post it?” she asked, voice vibrating with excitement. “I’m posting it!!” she yelled, not even waiting for his confirmation.
"DAMN IT, PINKY!" he roared, facepalming hard.
One second... two seconds...
“Holy shit.” Katsuki stared at Mina’s Instagram, already seeing shares and reactions piling up under the post.
“And now,” she declared proudly, “we let the magic do its thing!”
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DKBK version of the "Drawing strangers on the subway" trend!
AU divergence: Kats is a pro Hero and Zuku is a teacher!Top Midoriya Izuku! Don't like? don't read!
'Feel good fic': fun, humor, romance and smut! :3☆ 12/12 chapters COMPLETED ! ☆
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“Susie,” Kris’s voice deadpans from the other end of the line, “if you don’t call me back in five minutes, I’m killing myself.”
Noelle stares.
Susie coughs. “They, uh. They don’t mean that.”
Susie makes her first friend. Somehow, they're even more insane than she is.
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- Part 1 of bloom to bare
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The slow and blooming love of Kris and Susie... Where she grows to be like family with both the Dreemurrs and Holidays.