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Draco has her curls. Hermione has his muscles. And neither of them knows how to act normal in front of Harry Potter. Trapped in a high-stakes, two-week body swap, the Ministry’s fiercest rivals must learn to live in each other’s skin without driving the Auror department entirely insane. Workplace banter, domestic chaos, and a very unexpected lesson in anatomy.
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【授权翻译】请忽略上条信息 by IeLLKJjc for gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Jul 2026
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Marlo：呃呃呃呃呃
Connors：额滴个神啊
Carmichael：搞什么鬼啊队长？
Ilya：诶呦
Ilya：手滑发错群了
Ilya：很明显
Ilya：不过不客气哦😏也可以说：Shane和Ilya好几次不小心把色情短信发到了群聊里，还有一次他们故意在群聊里调情。
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you were just around the corner (such a pretty sight) by llayyzz
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
01 Jul 2026
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His ears start ringing.
The realization sets quickly, way too quickly.
Derek's alive. Holy shit. He's—
Avery can barely hear the name of the hospital — it's not even a 30 minute walk from his apartment, God bless — before grabbing a jacket and storming out. He runs down the stairs, paying no mind to the other residents going in the opposite direction. He reaches the bottom of the complex, and just keeps running.
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avery finds out that derek's alive, and has a family, apparently
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who's your daddy? by 6hoursgirl
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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Harris Drover is just trying to do his job, so he borrows a baby and jumps on a trend. What could go wrong?
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- Part 2 of the hollander-rozanov guide to parenting
- Part 4 of hollanov one-shots
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black hole fantasy by hertzbenign
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 Jun 2026
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"What if I help you?" Grace blurts out desperately, sweating even in the coolness of his house as his words finally manage to stop Adrian from storming out.
"What?" Adrian says after a tense moment.
"I can prove it to everyone," Grace says, his heart in his throat. "I'll - I'll make you and Rocky the most celebrated couple on Erid. I promise."
"Stupid human," Adrian hisses. "You would give up your chance for him just like that?"
"Yes," Grace says hoarsely.
"Anything for him."
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Adrian does not like Grace.
Which sucks, really, since Grace loves Adrian's husband and all.
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ch 7
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Making A Legend by watchmecope
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jul 2026
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It's 2023.
Ottawa has a real chance at the cup again this year.
First win could've been luck but a second one in a row would cement their reputation.
And if these few remaining games go right, they will be looking at back-to-back wins.
Shane might be the first player in MHL history who has consecutive wins in two different teams.
He will never do anything to jeopardize that opportunity.
But his body. Something's happening... Not to mention his temper.
It can probably wait until after they get the cup though.
Probably.Or, it’s Shane’s second season with the Centaurs and he’s getting that cup, no matter what his body’s screaming at him. Ilya’s more stressed about it than he is. They get the cup and a pretty amazing souvenir out of it by the end of the season though.
Set in a universe where everyone can get pregnant. Men just need time and “effort” for their bodies to adjust to being a carrier. It usually takes a while and is normally done on purpose. Hollanov is really just that “casually beats the odds” couple.
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- Part 1 of Making Legends
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Ilya R has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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Bood
what have you given her before?Ilya
A fucking, mostlyBood
CHEAP
CHEAP GIFT GIVERIlya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.
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- Part 1 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
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The Problem with Head Pats (Moondae's fatal weakness) by HyunixBunnye
Fandoms: 데뷔 못 하면 죽는 병 걸림 - 백덕수 | Debut or Die - Baek Deoksoo
08 Mar 2026
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Park Moondae had a weakness.
It wasn’t something he intended to have, and it was definitely not something he intended for the members to find out.
Unfortunately, life rarely followed Park Moondae’s intentions.In which Moondae tries (and fails) to hide his weakness for touch.
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- Part 1 of Touch is Moondae's Love Language
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I may be bad (but I'm perfectly good at it) by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Mar 2026
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Hayden watches Shane, almost expecting him to go, "wow, I was hacked while we were at practice, look at these weird messages!". But no such luck. Shane smiles.
A real smile, a big one, his text from Lily smile. God, Hayden was so sure they were sending each other endless strings of heart emojis and "I miss you more" "no, I miss you more"s, not…that. Never in a million years would he have guessed that.
Or: 5 times someone's shocked to learn that Shane's a little freaky, +1 time someone isn't
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Hollanov Freak4Freak
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Shane was hurt and Ilya couldn’t be there with him. No one knew that he cared, that his boyfriend was in the hospital, not even Shane’s parents.
OR: Yuna Hollander just wanted to grab some of Shane’s things from his apartment during his hospital stay. She didn't suspect she'd stumble across a home invasion, and that the perpetrator would be Ilya Rozanov.
(Shane’s okay!)
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the ten step plan by WriteThroughTheNight
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Mar 2026
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In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to.
But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans.
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Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.
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- Part 2 of the coast is clear
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Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time by Kay2Es0 for TheSalty
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (TV 2021), Black Widow (Movie 2021)
03 Dec 2024
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The day signified a lot of firsts — their first holiday party, the first time Kate would meet Melina and Alexei, and the first genuine celebration Yelena had with any of them. And right down to the eggnog, they wanted to get everything just right.
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desperate measures (the 2021-2022 season) by LiarsandThieves22
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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The Prince of Olympus by YagamiFanfiction
Fandoms: Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
05 Feb 2023
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After the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto thought that he could finally start a life he always wanted, until two goddesses apppeared at Konoha and revealed the true origin of his parents to him. Now enter a new world with a new title, the Prince of Olympus, Naruto might never understand how much the world and his family need him. [NarutoxHarem]
This is a slightly reworked, more polished version of the original Prince of Olympus on my fanfiction account. The story won't be changed, just the dialogues and story-telling will be more detailed a lot more polished.
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Naruto son of Zeus and Hera's mortal self
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Arthur has noticed that Merlin hasn’t dated in a while and wants to help his best friend by setting him up on blind dates. Meanwhile, Merlin has been avoiding dating because he doesn’t see himself loving anyone the way he loves his best friend. Reluctant to argue with a stubborn man like Arthur, Merlin goes on these blind dates, but ultimately it’s Arthur who is blind to why Merlin is still single after all these dates.
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"You have an artist, huh?" He's still laughing as he gestures to Atsumu's daughter. Atsumu looks down at her and back up to gorgeous guy,
"Course I do, gotta raise 'em creative! But how'd ya know?"
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Kris was painfully tired of this whole Prophecy fiasco.
First they are forced to pursue the end of the world by a dark snot of a person, forced to play host to some nightmare from the outer space, and now their only light in this darkness decided to date their estranged childhood friend. Could this day get any worse?
Well, as it turns out, their "puppet master" could always decide to play matchmaker.Or:
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“Oh my God.” Lucas muttered, scowling. “Can you believe these girls are drooling over Steve? We're right fucking here.”
Dustin’s eyes narrowed. “What's so great about him anyway?" He turned. "Are you seeing this Will?”
The three boys looked over, only to find Will doing the exact same thing, practically mesmerized, lips slightly parted, eyes tracking every flex of Steve's body as he pounded the umbrella deeper into the sand.
"Huh?" Will asked vacantly, still staring, before realizing what he was doing. He whipped his head around, cheeks burning bright red.
Lucas threw up his hands. "Oh, come on! Even you?"
"Judas, right in our midst." Dustin shook his head in betrayal.
Trying to win over Jonathan proves to be more difficult than Mike anticipated.
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Harry thinks he's doing an amazing job blending in undercover as a normal student. Everyone is absolutely terrified of the monster wearing human skin walking among them.
title from Hozier — Angel of Small Death & the Codeine Scene
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- Part 6 of we should just kiss like real people do