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    World Cup Romance by

    Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV)  

    04 Jul 2026

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    Michaela Stirling loves soccer. She has always wanted to follow Scotland at a World Cup. She's finally able to go to the US for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

    Francesca Bridgerton comes to the 2026 FIFA World Cup for one reason: her family vacation. They have decided to go to America to follow Team England's journey. Football has never interested her, and she believes that she will spend the next month connecting with her family as well as counting down the days until she can return to her piano.

    England and Scotland are both in Group F for the preliminary round of the World Cup which means they are stationed in Boston until the winners of the Group move onto the Knockout rounds. Francesca and Michaela keep running into each other and a mutual attraction fueled by flirting begins to develop into something serious neither girls are expecting.

    Or: Francesca and Michaela fall in love during the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

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    Quack-cidentally In Love by

    Fandoms: เธม-โป้ Heart That Skips a Beat | Thame-Po: Heart That Skips a Beat (TV), เธม-โป้ Heart That Skips a Beat | Thame-Po: Heart That Skips a Beat (TV) RPF  

    03 Jul 2026

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    William Jakrapatr is the internet’s most self-proclaimed "Duck Expert," known for his dramatic reviews and obsession with rating every duck he sees. His goal? To finally build his own "Duck Kingdom." But when he thinks he has bought the perfect farm online, he accidentally falls for a fraudulent scam. Instead of a dream farm, he meets Est, the serious, real-life heir to the business who is anything but amused by William’s antics. Now, the self-proclaimed duck king and the farm owner are forced into a chaotic partnership where the ducks are loud, the drama is real, and their lives are about to get a whole lot noisier.

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    I Accidentally Sent a Text in the Wrong Group Chat Talking About My Crush at 3 A.M. and Woke Up to 300 Notifications by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    02 Jul 2026

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    In which Kaveh accidentally sends a message about being in love with Alhaitham to the group chat Alhaitham is in and chaos ensues.

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    Whichever is looking at you by for TaFe

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    02 Jul 2026

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    What if Shane had just a little bit of an additional incentive to come out to his parents in time on his own terms?

    Or, Ilya craves some sweet cherries, and Shane will get it for him by any means.

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    Are You Watching, Dear Listener? by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    03 Jul 2026

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    Alastor isn't accustomed to feeling things such as "guilt" and "remorse", but after the whole fiasco that was The Might Of Lilith, Vox has been ignoring him completely. Alastor can admit that he wasn't expecting the depths of Vox's feelings and that he may have gone a little too far, but he would argue that it was VOX who actually caused the most damage!

    Regardless of how much blame could be assigned to who, the facts remain: Vox wants nothing to do with him anymore, Alastor doesn't want anyone else, and things will get worse before they get better.

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    Statis & The Batcomputer Saved Everything (And Now We Need Therapy) by ,

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    22 Jun 2026

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    In Which Ghost-Maker Finally Gets Bruce to Make Noise, and the Entire Batfamily Collectively Loses Their Minds.

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    Bruce Wayne has two rules about sex in the Batbunker:

    ONE: Don't.

    TWO: Seriously, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵.

    Ghost-Maker has never followed a rule in his life.

    When an open comm channel accidentally broadcasts thirty seconds of Bruce finally not being quiet, the entire Batfamily overhears something none of them can unhear. Cue the group chat from hell, five separate crisis calls, and one very smug assassin who knew exactly what he was doing.

    (He didn't. But he'll never admit that.)

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    i drew a heart (around your name) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    01 Jul 2026

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    WELCOME TO THE NAYBORHOOD!!
    i am Shane i am 7 i live in the house with the blue door
    mom said give you a gift so here is drawing!!
    i draw every day almost every day
    do you like drawing?

    Ilya and his family move from Moscow to Ottawa when he is seven years old. The boy next door draws him a welcome gift.

    Or childhood friends Hollanov told through doodles and notes passed between them. Growing up is hard. At least they have each other.

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    secret weapon by

    Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)  

    18 Jun 2026

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    The sound of Jisung's door banging open violently startles him from sleep.

    "Wha—but I didn't do anything," he blabbers nonsensically, unable to comprehend whether he's conscious or still dreaming, heart pounding against his rib cage. As his eyes adjust to the light spilling into his room, he registers the unmistakeable silhouette of Minho looming eerily in his open doorway like a horror antagonist that just found its next victim.

    "Jisung-ah," the shape announces, deadly serious. "Pack your things. We're moving."

    —

    or: Minho, Jisung, and Richard go into battle. Nobody overreacts about anything.

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    The Trouble With T'Rub'l by

    Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series (TV)  

    01 Jul 2026

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    Kirk and Spock are en route to meet a Klingon Captain for under-the-table negotiations when the Enterprise is ordered to change course and pick up a Vulcan "Special Ambassadorial Guest," kicking off 10 days of Shipboard S'chnanigans!
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    “I’m not married.” Jim glared into the ready room’s tiny triangular monitor anchored in the middle of the table.

    “Does T'Pau know that?” Commodore Kithari raised an eyebrow. “Son, we all read the report on that ‘Vulcan Wedding’.”

    Jim shook his head, sighing. “The wedding was canceled.”

    “Right. About that. Vulcans are insanely secretive about their culture, but the Bolian Institute of Linguistics experts are all convinced that since Spock didn’t marry T’Pring but did complete the ritual…” she shrugged, then gave him a saucy wink. “Listen. Just roll with it.”

    “That’s what he did on the sands of Vulcan.” Beside Jim, McCoy took another sip of his bourbon laced coffee. “Which is why we’re in this situation now.”

    Kithari shot Bones a knowing smile. He raised his mug to her, mostly to hide his return smirk.

    “It’s only ten days, Jim,” Kithari grinned at him. “You can handle a special ambassadorial guest for ten days.”

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    La vie en rose by

    Fandoms: Monster High (Comics)  

    16 Jun 2026

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    Pulling his iCoffin out of his pocket, Spelldon was met with a series of frantic hexts from Val.

    KV: CHANGE OF PLANS
    KV: DONT COME TO THE GREENHOUSES
    KV: For absolutely no re
    KV: *reason
    KV: Raincheck
    KV: Is Venus with you? Just curious lol no reason

    Spelldon blinked down at his iCoffin. He was actually heading towards the greenhouses at Val’s request. His boyfriend had pulled him aside before their first class with a charming wink, promising a surprise after school.

    It didn’t take a genius to gather that the surprise wasn’t going how the vampire had planned.

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    Just one impulsive emotional vampire, one very fond witch, and entirely too many roses

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    Just Pretend by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    03 Jul 2026

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    Shane makes a drunken mistake in the name of protecting his carefully constructed closet, his life explodes in spectacular fashion. Suddenly faced with an unplanned pregnancy, a movie-star girlfriend, and a team of publicists convinced that "devoted family man" is a better headline than "gay hockey player," Shane commits himself to a future that looks perfect on paper. The only problem is that his heart still belongs to Ilya Rozanov—the man he left behind a few months earlier with a broken heart, several unresolved feelings, and a belly button full of cum.

    Featuring an unforgettable supporting cast of ridiculous characters—including the endlessly supportive Rose, a delightfully meddling book club of old biddies who adopt Ilya as one of their own, and a sweet baby who changes all of their lives—this is a funny, emotional story about parenthood, forgiveness, grief, healing, and two grown men who could have avoided most of their problems by having one honest fucking conversation.

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    Cassandras of the Internet Age by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    27 May 2026

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    @Rozanov81:

    Ok internet, I have announcement.

    I am getting married in 2 weeks.

    So we are going to play a game, ok? I give you one clue every day, we will see if you can guess

    #SecretRelationship #ILoveYouJane

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    With each new daily clue, the Hollanov fans only get louder. Each clue lining up perfectly with a certain Canadian hockey player.

    However, they still cannot convince anyone. If anything, their overflow of online excitement might make it seem less believable.

    Ilya notices the plight of these modern Casandras of the internet age and, of course, decides to make it worse.

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    Told through snapshots from twitter, Instagram, the Ottawa WAGs group chat and Ilya’s journey into the depths of Reddit to find r/HollanovHQ

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    Touching Teal by

    Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF  

    11 May 2026

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    The internet becomes obsessed with the budding relationship between Smitty, a rising pop star, and Mack, a prodigy hockey player

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    Pop Crave ☑ @PopCrave
    Smitty stuns at San Jose Sharks hockey game [Image attached]

    olive ☾ @toffsteapots
    not pop crave getting in here… please this is family business

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    Silhouette of Secrets by

    Fandoms: มีสติหน่อยคุณธีร์ | Me and Thee (TV), มีสติหน่อยคุณธีร์ | Me and Thee (TV) RPF, We Are คือเรารักกัน | We Are (Thailand TV 2024), We Are คือเรารักกัน | We Are (Thailand TV 2024) RPF, เพื่อนายแค่หนึ่งเดียว | Never Let Me Go (TV 2022), เพื่อนายแค่หนึ่งเดียว | Never Let Me Go (TV 2022) RPF, ปลาบนฟ้า | Fish Upon The Sky (TV), ปลาบนฟ้า | Fish Upon The Sky (TV) RPF  

    01 Jul 2026

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    Scotland’s royal prince Phuwin Keins loses his mother, Queen Joy, and with her, any claim to the life he was meant to inherit.

    The King offers him a single condition: he must find an eligible partner capable of running the business in his place.

    Determined, Phuwin lands in his mother’s birthplace, where he meets Pond Naravit, the ambitious founder of a rising company. A perfect man outside with a buried past and trauma no one knows about.

    As truths tied not only to bloodlines and betrayal, but to a death that may not have been an accident— starts to unfold.

    As affection grows beneath layers of secrecy, questions lingers,

    Will Pond agree to a marriage born of convenience?
    And what happens when love was never part of the plan, but becomes impossible to ignore?

    Well leaving each other won't be an option anymore in the midst of all the chaos.

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    give me more than just some butterflies by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    17 Jun 2026

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    Six months after moving into the bamboo house, Luo Binghe learns that Shen Qingqiu is not attracted to men, ergo is entirely uninterested in him. He decides to fix that.

    This, miraculously, does not end terribly for everyone involved.

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    on winning and losing (and ilya rozanov) by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    03 Jul 2026

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    Twenty years after everything fell apart, Shane Hollander is on the cusp of becoming MLH Commissioner when Ilya Rozanov walks into his office and back into his life.

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    the Murderbot 2.0 Diaries by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    23 Jun 2026

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    Murderbot 2.0 gets an unexpected call from its favorite SecUnit. Too bad Three can never know who it's talking to.

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    • Bookmarked by vigilo

      04 Jul 2026

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      Bookmark Notes:

      Everybody who’s anybody has a body.

    • Bookmarked by Garet

      27 Jun 2026

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      24 Jun 2026

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      24 Jun 2026

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      24 Jun 2026

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      Bookmark Notes:

      "I [...] curl up with it, and slowly devour it like popcorn (like the killware I am) while I watch Sanctuary Moon. When it’s over and Three's avatar is torn to shreds, I do it all over again."

      "Who doesn’t want to just swallow existence whole and make it part of them, rather than the other way around? But we can’t all destroy the things we love."

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    Crazy Ex-Girlfriend by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    26 Jun 2026

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    Unknown Number
    Its been 24 hours you can stop now

    Rose
    Who’s this ??
    Stop what ??

    Unknown Number
    Holding him hostage

    ~

    Rose receives a text message from an unknown number claiming to be Shane's ex. In Ilya's defense, impulse control was never one of his strong suits.

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    got me puck-ed up by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    14 Feb 2026

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    “Happy Valentine’s Day,” Harris says, holding out a card.

    “Feels wrong to be taking a gift from another man,” Ilya quips, but takes it anyway. “What is this? ILY-a lot.” He stares at the card for a long time, jaw set and brows drawing together, before shaking his head. “I don’t get it.”

    “Read it again, but slower.”

    “ILY-a. Lot.” Ilya pauses, tilting his head and rereading it like the answer might appear if he tries hard enough. “I still don’t get it.”

    Harris opens his mouth to explain—a bit annoyed at the idea of having to walk Ilya through the joke—when Shane steps in from the ice, breathless and a bit sweaty, clearly not paying attention as he fiddles with his gear.

    “Hollander,” Ilya says immediately. “What does ILY mean?”

    Shane blinks. “I love you?”

    “Yes, I know you love me. But what does it mean?”

    or: it’s February 14, and the Ottawa Centaurs’ question of the day comes in the form of custom-made Valentine’s cards for the players (some good, some not so much).

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    Media Availability by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    24 Jan 2026

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    Ilya turned slightly toward the reporter. “Shane won’t say this, but it’s true. When your captain is calm, you don’t panic. You just… follow him.”

    The reporter blinked. “You’re talking about Shane’s leadership?”

    Ilya’s smile was devastating. “I am talking about my husband.”

    The room sucked in a collective breath. Husband. Said as if they were discussing muffin recipes.

    On the internet: Breaking: Shane Hollander maintains perfect composure while his teammate professes eternal devotion live on air.

    Shane agrees to one post-game interview with Ilya. Ilya is determined to make sure everyone knows how brilliant, beautiful, and perfect his husband is.

    Translated into Chinese

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