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Happy Independence Day... from your Daddy's ancestors by sugarycloud1
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
04 Jul 2026
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‘Alex, love, you can’t post that.’
‘Don’t worry’ he smiles with what he thinks is realisation ‘their faces aren’t in it.’
‘They’re wearing stars and stripes onesies.’
‘Of course they are’ Alex says frankly ‘it’s the 4th of July.’
‘Which is?’ Henry says patiently.
‘Independence Day.’
‘Independence Day from?’
‘England.’
‘And the girls are…’
With a looking of dawning comprehension on his face, Alex says slowly ‘… members of the British Royal Family.’--------
Alex and Henry celebrate the 4th of July with their daughters, despite the unique dilemma it presents to them.
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- Part 68 of little loves
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Head of the WAGs by Selective_attention
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jul 2026
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The group chat elects a new Head of the WAGs
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Good morning, RozIlyusha 🩵
Hello, traitor.Series
- Part 6 of What is a RHOO?
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Bring It On, Covey by jewels8080
Fandoms: XO Kitty (TV), To All the Boys I've Loved Before Series - Jenny Han, To All the Boys I've Loved Before (Movies)
20 Jun 2026
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Thanks to Madison, Kitty found a new extracurricular activity.
Min Ho didn't have a problem with it until he realized that he had competition for Kitty's attention and for Kitty herself.
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unknown number by broadley
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jul 2026
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Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.
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Here’s the problem: Grace has a soulmate.
His soulmate is looking for him. Would be great, if there wasn’t a big pay check attached to it.“Tom Ryder, Hollywood’s favourite playboy, seeking soulmate to settle down.”
But Colt had told him “oh yeah, Gail is basically forcing him to do this for the publicity. She thought a grand love story behind the scenes would create hype for the movie.”
And the soulmate would receive quite the hefty check for staying silent and being professional arm candy.Because, apparently everyone fussed over that Gosling guy and his soulmate wife. The fans need a new “perfect” couple to become scarily parasocial with.
Grace is not about to be a freaking pay check.
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- Part 1 of Grace & Tom (Soulmates) ✨
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- English
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So Lily is just a buddy? by avid_reader64
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov never hooked up at the CCM commercial.
Now it's 2017. Yuna Hollander is concerned that Shane doesn't have many friends, so she signs him up on a buddy network website.
Shane gets paired with someone else looking for a 'buddy', not knowing that it's his on-ice rival, Ilya Rozanov.Series
- Part 6 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
- Part 1 of Alternate Universe
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- 9/9
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From His Lips to God's Ears by Goodnightsammy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jul 2026
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@IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!
@CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.
@BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?
@HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏
@HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.
@IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
fix errors. What error? I said what I said.@HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING
OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.
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- 6/6
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Operation: Hollanov by viridescented
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Apr 2026
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"Okay, so let's say that what you're saying is correct, and he is in fact making heart-eyes at Hollander. That doesn't immediately explain moving to Ottawa for him, does it?" Troy asked, looking genuinely interested in Wyatt's theory.
"We know Ilya, don't we? When that guy likes something then he is absolutely gone for it; look at how he treats Chiron. Just imagine. He develops a crush on Shane Hollander and then decides to do anything possible to get together with him. Even if it means moving across countries and joining a shit team.
"You know… I'd be willing to see it." Bood relented. "He did start a charity with him."
Or, the Centaurs figure out how down bad Ilya is for Shane, not realizing the feeling is mutual, and decide to try and bring them together with ridiculous plans.
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The Infiltration by myperfectgirlfriend
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jun 2026
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Lily
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I want to see your cock leak on me again 😉
Will swallow if you are luckyJane
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Don't sext me while I'm with Pike. He read those messages you just sentOR
After Jackie and the other WAG’s insist on adding Shane’s secret girlfriend to their group chat, “Lily” is ready to join and get a rise out of Shane. Well, that and get new secrets on all of Montreal's players…
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The Centaurs Have a PR Problem (and It’s Married) by Justaromanticfool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Jun 2026
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Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since.
Featuring: the unhinged internet, chaotic group chats, Ilya being a menace, Shane being very tired, Harris trying (and failing) to contain the chaos, Luca accidentally starring in his own little rom-com, wholesome group dynamics and love all around.
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Most Of The Time, We Don't Have Anyone by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
30 Jun 2026
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heartache and safety by Potrix
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 May 2026
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Unhinged_Ilya_Rozanov.mp4 by Nullevoy
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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A bunch of my Ilya headcanons turned into fics, all you need to know is that this man is absolutely unhinged.
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Merlin’s jaw drops as the tips of his ears turn bright red. “You’re mad at me for liking Gwen? What happened to you being mad about me having magic?”
Two of Merlin’s secrets come out. Only one of them really matters to Arthur.
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- Part 6 of everything good comes in threes
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a secret or two by merlinemrys (divineauthor) (WorkID: 48694450)
Summary: Merlin’s jaw drops as the tips of his ears turn bright red. “You’re mad at me for liking Gwen? What happened to you being mad about me having magic?”
Two of Merlin’s secrets come out. Only one of them really matters to Arthur.
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The More Things Change... by Iffondrel
Fandom Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
09 May 2025
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“Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose," or "The more things change, the more they stay the same."
This is the central idea connecting this series of one-shots revolving around the Linked Universe cast.- Words:
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Announcer AU by RogueVector
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Nov 2025
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Midoriya Izuku makes his debut on the national stage not as a competitor at the Sports Festival, but rather as a lost spectator turned announcer alongside his heroes Eraserhead and Present Mic.
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Kiss, Marry, Kill (Ft. The Ottawa Centaurs) by marwritesstuff
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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"Hey can I see you all in the lounge tomorrow? I have a new idea for a promo video."
Or, Harris gathers the team to play Kiss, Marry, Kill.
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- Part 4 of Trending Now- #Hollanov
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“I am taking it easy,” Buck argues, unimpressed. “I’m literally in bed.”
“And I’m expecting you to stay there,” Eddie warns, pointing a cautionary finger.
“Only if you're joining me,” Buck bargains, impatiently patting the mattress next to him.
“I've heard that skin-to-skin contact is really good for the brain, makes it release all the feel good chemicals and regulates stress and stuff.”Eddie narrows his eyes, considering. “Sounds like an excuse to get me shirtless.”
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Or, Buck gets a concussion on a call, Eddie takes care of him
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4 times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov had an unrequited crush on Shane Hollander and 1 time they were proved wrong by Sherlocked_Moriartied
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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Ilya is really not subtle about loving Shane, and it leads to some of the Centaurs getting the wrong idea about their relationship.
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customer service by sewmyjeans
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime & Manga)
01 Jul 2026
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“there’s some extra, extra large condoms in the display case behind your stud,” sabito informs with a grin, “i think you should ask for some.”
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sabito catches giyuu oogling the gas station cashier. with his master planning, he hopes giyuu can leave with a little more than just fudgesicles and goldfish.