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  1. 41

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    “I am taking it easy,” Buck argues, unimpressed. “I’m literally in bed.”

    “And I’m expecting you to stay there,” Eddie warns, pointing a cautionary finger.

    “Only if you're joining me,” Buck bargains, impatiently patting the mattress next to him.
    “I've heard that skin-to-skin contact is really good for the brain, makes it release all the feel good chemicals and regulates stress and stuff.”

    Eddie narrows his eyes, considering. “Sounds like an excuse to get me shirtless.”

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    Or, Buck gets a concussion on a call, Eddie takes care of him

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    Shane: All this hiding, and we can’t even be together when it really matters?
    Shane: Fuck that. Fuck all of it. I’m coming to Florida.
    Shane: I choose you. Always.

    Ilya: I love you.

    Shane: I love you, too.
    Shane: Are you going to tell me not to come?

    Ilya: Fuck no.
    Ilya: I need you here. Please hurry.

    Shane: I’ll tell the pilot to fly faster ❤️ I’m paying him enough.
    Shane: Don’t drink too much, because we’re going to have a lot of really emotional sex when I get there, and I can’t have your dick going limp on me.

    Ilya: He would NEVER.

    Shane: ❤️

    __________

    Troy: Holy shit.
    Troy: HOLY SHIT.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is naked in your bed.
    Troy: Shane Hollander is NAKED in your bed.

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    ...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”

    “It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.

    Fuck his fucking life.

    “You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”

    “Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”

    Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.

    Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.

    (when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)

    (...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)

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    Following the internet success of Shane and Ilya's presentation at the NHL Awards, ESPN decided to contract with them to do a whole series. It goes far better than anyone could have dreamed.

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    “When you think about it,” Jackie said, when Shane had dinner with her and Hayden a few days later, “hockey’s basically already reality tv.”

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  6. 92

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    “Have you decided we are to consummate our marriage in a pond, your grace?”

    Half a year has passed since Lady Gyokuyou rejoined the rear palace as the Precious Consort. Without any word of a potential heir, the chilling gossip that arises within the court about the Emperor’s proclivities makes even the bitterest of winter days feel warm in comparison. After all, he shares his face with a monster that has yet to be forgotten.

    He just wants a moment of peace. To hide from it all.

    Nothing is ever that simple.

    In which love is both poison and its own cure depending on the dose. Falling in love is unwise for any Emperor, but all the more hazardous when the object of your affections is Lady Maomao.

    Jinshi/Maomao | Consort AU | Sequel

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    Tired graduate student Mydei falls asleep while playing a dating simulator and wakes up as the game's protagonist, the Crown Princess of Castrum Kremnos.

    The only way to return home? He must win over his favorite love interest, the seemingly perfect Phainon of Aedes Elysiae.

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  8. 53

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    Sebastian Solace has an airtight plan to get out of the Hadal Blacksite. Secure all the documentation of Urbanshade's shittiness in transportation crates, get p.AI.nter, and get to the dock in time for the rescue submarine to take them both home.

    There's just one problem. Or twelve, depending on how many problems you'd consider a random kid running around the Blacksite to be.

    OR: Sebastian Solace has morals, and they unfortunately decide to betray him. Chaos ensues.

    (literally another crackfic that hit me over the head)

    As of April 8th, 2026: I do not support the developers, but i will continue to write this fic for the same reasons as posted in Chapter 17 of this.

    As of April 27th, 2026: Updates will be paused temporarily until the author has done further assessment on the situation going on. I'm sorry to everyone, but I don't want to rush to any hasty judgements at this point in time and would rather continue this fic when I feel like I'm better informed.

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    Grace has always been a teacher and it's not any different on Erid.

    These are his adventures with his pebbles (and Rocky and Adrian of course)

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    Set after season 1.
    Shane and Ilya try this dating thing for real.
    Slice-of-life explorations on sex, rivalry, and looove.

    Now complete!

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    For an elf, Frieren is young.
    Kraft's great achievements are long forgotten to the world, leaving only hope that the Goddess of Creation will remember his life's worth.
    Milliarde achieved her life's ambition and found it worthless, lingering in listless indolence for untold centuries.
    Perhaps the feelings of an elf truly are indecipherable to mere humans?

    How another elf, with yet greater and more ancient experiences, reacts to Frieren and Fern and the world around them was and is... very compelling for me to imagine.

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    Following the shitshow after DA where one had to fight their own Ability, Fukuzawa and Kunikida have come to the realization that too few of their members even know how to properly handle a gun. Thankfully, they have an alliance with the Mafia and were allowed to use their training facilities. They were not, however, expecting an audience. Or a training difficulty mode labeled DAZAI.

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    While the endeavors of the Silver Shield Hero have awed and inspired many, there is someone who is not quite happy with him. No, not just Arm or the White Star - or even his close companions. The God of Medicine is quite frankly pissed. Why does this reckless fool constantly refuse to take care of himself!? He needs to be taught a lesson!

    Cale is naturally Very Not Okay with this.

    Cale's friends - despite not liking Gods in general - are surprisingly on board.

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    Newly minted PGY2 radiology resident Kozume Kenma just wants nothing more than to enjoy a peaceful day at the hospital in his dark room with his black coffee and his CT scans. Too bad EM resident Kuroo Tetsurou is a walking black cloud, and a handsome one at that.

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  15. 52

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    Ilya is really not subtle about loving Shane, and it leads to some of the Centaurs getting the wrong idea about their relationship.

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  16. 19

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    Leonard Mitchell is an Angel of Darkness. He's survived an Apocalypse, seen more than his share of strange things, and isn't easily surprised. But waking up in a teenager's body in the middle of a magical tournament, surrounded by floating candles and a talking hat, being called "Harry Potter"? That, he definitely didn't expect.
    Welcome to Hogwarts, Mr. Chosen One

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  17. 52

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    Shane and Wyatt share a locker room, a team, and a very specific sense of humor. A week of downtime moments, off-hand comments, funny wisecracks and the blooming bromance between the two of them.

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    The group chat elects a new Head of the WAGs

    Harris
    Good morning, Roz

    Ilyusha 🩵
    Hello, traitor.

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    In his role as a Nod Krai ambassador, Illuga is invited to a Snezhnayan gala, hosted by a well-known fae noble. Flins takes this information rather badly indeed, visions of the old Court’s revels imprinted indelibly on his mind.

    But how can he convince his young master that Flins must attend for Illuga’s own protection? It appears that the time has come at last for Flins to reveal his true nature to the one whose opinion he treasures above all else.

    (Needless to say, the presence of the reclusive Azure Flame leads to a highly successful diplomatic attendance.)

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    Simon just irradiated 3 people and got dropped back into the blood ocean. He'd love to wallow in his mistakes, but there's something shifting just behind the wall...

    Ryland Grace does not know that "Ryland Grace" is his name, nor does he know where he is or who the hell this scrappy man is next to him.

    (Freshly amnesia-d Grace appears in the SM-13, and now they BOTH have to deal with it)

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