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Liam can definitely handle fake dating Brett. He's definitely not going to fall in love. At all.
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Это мило и горячо и комфортно
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Everything A Decent Death Eater Needs To Know About Britain's Most Belovedly Feared Dark-Lord-Who-Definitely-Isn't-Back
as reported to you by Harry J. Potter, the Boy-Who-KnowsHarry needs a hobby. Luna offers to show him the ropes in investigative journalism. — In other words: Luna Lovegood is Luna Lovegood, Harry is so done with the Wizarding World, Ron is along for the ride, and Hermione really doesn't have time to stop Harry from becoming a Dark Lord.
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Butterflies in the stomach. Excitement. Anxiety. Fear. Desire. Laughter. Love. The feelings of two students leveling up in their relationship: a (plotless) story of Risa and Atsushi's first time. Expect lemon and that's pretty much it.
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Kris was painfully tired of this whole Prophecy fiasco.
First they are forced to pursue the end of the world by a dark snot of a person, forced to play host to some nightmare from the outer space, and now their only light in this darkness decided to date their estranged childhood friend. Could this day get any worse?
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Whichever is looking at you by Green_drawer for TaFe
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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What if Shane had just a little bit of an additional incentive to come out to his parents in time on his own terms?
Or, Ilya craves some sweet cherries, and Shane will get it for him by any means.
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Gold-Diggers Hate Him: Win a Man with this One Weird Trick! by Godotfound
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jul 2026
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Shen Yuan was a failure by every measure, only able to support himself because his family was wealthy as the nobles of Shen Jiu's world. He might as well have been a spoiled little lord.
But Shen Yuan wasn't much like a lord, too strange, too awkward. He didn't look at others like things he could possess like Qiu Jianluo had. He didn't carry that entitled sort of arrogance, even when he really should have. Instead he'd shuffle into the bathroom, scuffing his socked feet, ducking his head as he asked Shen Jiu for the fifteenth time what order he was supposed to put on the various creams for his face. He'd flush when Shen Jiu called him a fool, then flush more when Shen Jiu sat him down and applied everything for him.
Against all odds, he was sweet.
Shen Jiu wanted him badly.
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Shen Jiu does everything but communicate to get his man. Maybe Shen Yuan wasn’t the only fool in this house.
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A Regular Sherlock Holmes by Sheeeeeeeep
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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Hayden: Holy fuck I knew it
Jackie: Knew what?
Hayden: Rozanov is cheating
Hayden: How am I supposed to tell Shane?
Jackie: Babe you have to let this go
Jackie: I think they're cute together
Hayden: Fuck that
Hayden: [image attached]
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Hayden finds something strange in Ilya's drawer. How is he supposed to break the news to his best friend? And why is nobody else taking this seriously?
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Victims of Shane Hollander’s ‘tism rizz (support group for queer hockey players) by strawberriesnoranges
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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Victims of Shane Hollander’s ‘tism rizz (support group for queer hockey players)
Ilya Rozanov was added to the chat
OR: After coming out to none other than Troy Barrett, Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander's recent fiancé, is added to a group chat full of queer hockey players on the current league. The twist? Almost every single one of them had some interaction with Hollander that made them, at the very least, question things. It goes as well as expected.
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“What,” Bruce growled, wishing not for the first time that he had x-ray vision as well, “What is it.”
Clark was more baffled than concerned as he stuttered, “Well, uh… does Robin, by any chance, have any…”
The door to the meeting room slid open automatically and a small leopard confidently walked into the room.
“…any cats?” Clark finished, weakly.
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Bruce can't leave his kids alone for 5 seconds.
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Unlikely Animal Friends by Distractivate for the_abster (heart_in_paradise9393)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 May 2026
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-Association of Zoos & Aquariums Forum Admin created new topic-
AZA CONFERENCE RIDESHARE MASTER POST
Hey everyone, hoping to link up for a ride to AZA in October? This thread is for you!Ilya R.
hi looking for ride from ottawa one-way. flying out after conference. will pay you for gas.Shane H.
I can swing through Ottawa as long as you’re ready to go by 9 am Mon. No smoking or snacks in the car but you can be in charge of the stereo.Ilya R.
thank you you seem like very safe driver
Ilya R.
even with stick up your assOr, zookeeper Ilya meets aquarium keeper Shane on a road trip with only one bed and a whole lot of unlikely animal friends.
-this fic is now complete!-
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i'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane by AruiI
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
23 Apr 2026
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Jesus, my back.
I pause, gasping for breath — I'm genuinely sweating. And embarrassed. I wonder if Rocky can hear me losing to a slab of wood.
God, I hope he can't. Please God.
It's stuck behind a few empty crates and some miscellaneous spare lab supplies. A few beakers. A blender, for some reason. An ironing board. Why? Because go to hell, Ryland Grace, that's why. You can't have enough fuel to come back but you can have an ironing board with no iron. Here's two kilos of cement-flavoured coma slurry. Kill yourself.
"I'm being dramatic," I tell myself aloud.
I'm really not. Dying in space is a very dramatic situation.
The ways that Rocky and Grace miss everything all the time, yet watch over each other, always.
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- Part 1 of time passes in leaps up here
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a very fun internal monologue (see summary lol)
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From His Lips to God's Ears by Goodnightsammy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 May 2026
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@IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!
@CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.
@BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?
@HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏
@HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.
@IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
fix errors. What error? I said what I said.@HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING
OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.
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Now That I Have You, I Won’t Let You Go by fandombarf
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Mar 2026
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Scott fears the wrath of Yuna Hollander. He does not need that woman to end his life before he gets to share the rest of it with Kip. It also makes him feel more and more like a parent. Oh god, did he just adopt two baby gays? “Yes,” he can hear Kip’s voice in his head, “yes we did.” Scott doesn’t know if he wants to laugh or cry.
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After helping Shane and Ilya confront their feelings, Scott sends them back to Ottawa to face their new reality and Shane's parents. Sequel to Lecture From a Seasoned Gay.Series
- Part 2 of Seasoned Gay to the Rescue
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Identity & Illusion by afoxnamedcoyote
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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Mystery is not a Zorua. She is a woman from Earth, living out her dreams of going on her very own Pokémon journey. The fact she can’t speak the language and has no legal identity? Mere speed bumps on her road to greatness.
Renzo is a grad student at Naranja Academy pursuing Professorship in the field of Pokemon evolution. But his life’s trajectory is thrown askew when he decides to help a mystery girl with no voice and no name pursue the Gym Challenge.
After all, it’s not every day a Zorua decides to become a Pokémon Trainer.
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Quit While You’re Ahead by queerteaoop
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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Cliff had to approach this correctly, or Ilya was liable to sock him in the jaw and clam up entirely. Subtlety was his friend here.
And all of that flew immediately out of his head the moment that Ilya opened his front door, looking sweaty and shirtless and mildly pissed off, which was pretty much his standard look.
“Are you moving to Canada for some fuckboy?” was how the question came out of his mouth instead.
AKA the time that Cliff Marleau figured almost all of it out
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- Part 3 of Connecting the Two Dots
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How would you handle a 10 year one sided crush, not actually supposed to have been one sided all along? But you're only finding out a decade after the fact? Daichi is faced with those exact crushing questions as he embarks on making a longtime mistake right and to set his love life in the exact direction it needs to be in.
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Operation: I Am Human by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
15 May 2026
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How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?
That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.
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The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.
Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse
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“Tell me about your first time.” He enquires, eyes foggy, unfocused.
“Weightlifting?”
“Sure.” He quirks his brow, lips twitching lightly into what can only be identified as a tentative smirk.Series
- Part 7 of Porn Without Plot
- Part 15 of Fest Fics
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long haired jungkook and post military taehyung.. bring me there bring me there bring me there
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Assigned Daddy Kink By The Chat by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Jul 2025
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So, really, it’s no surprise to Izuku when he quickly falls into a routine with the vestiges.
They’re always with him, wandering his apartment and following him on his runs, helping him ease into using One For All during his training, and generally just whispering in his mind like a constant stream of conversation playing in the background of Izuku’s day.
Izuku likes it more than he would have ever thought possible.
But …
Well.
The bleed-through is a bit … unusual.
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distractions are meant to be seen by Cxinnamon_Crunhc
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
08 Mar 2025
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In mere minutes after reaching out, Akashi would respond with a trite "I will deal with it, don't you worry my dear Tetsu."
Frankly, Kuroko should've expected the keys that showed up at his doorstep.
While each had basketball as the central part of their childhood, they had all found their own unique paths to travel, and the ability to stay under the same roof was just the cherry on top.
Otherwise; the GOM + Kagami enter the thralls of university, all under one roof.
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- Part 1 of Generation of Idiots
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owemji—fluff? 😱