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Or alternatively: Bloody hell 2 - This time it's personal!
Paul and Ian finally got together after about 200 years of one-sided yearning, and ever since a certain Tory vampire queen was defeated peace reigns in London and the whole of Britain, despite all the uproars the events caused. So does that mean it's happily ever after for our involuntary heroes?
Well, not quite. That would be a bit boring anyway, right?
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- Part 3 of Bloody hell!
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- English
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- 19/?
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Komurasaki Wakiya and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Lunch with Mother™ by WalkingWeirdmageddon
Fandoms: ベイブレードバースト | Beyblade Burst (Anime)
03 Jul 2026
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For Kumiwaki Week 2026. Day 3 prompt: Stress
Wakiya's rare day off is hijacked by Lunch with Mother™. Rantaro is also requested.
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- 990
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- 1/2
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Eel Observation Log by xYourPokerFaceWriterx
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime)
03 Jul 2026
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Working at Mostro Lounge was supposed to be a part time job. Instead, it became a field research documenting one 190 cm moray eel.
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Эйвор впервые в жизни узнала, что такое Пасха, а самое главное — провела его с саксом.
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- 548
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“Jesper!” Wylan whisper-yelled, grabbed his arm, and pulled the two of them a bit farther away. “You can’t say that in front of the kids.”
“Oh, so I can say it when we’re alone?”
Or, what if the Crows all worked in an elementary school? Wesper centric, of course.
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Ночь, которая объединила норвежку и сакса
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- Русский
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- 416
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Inspired by the prompt 'RIP Valko, you would have loved the $1.50 hot dogs from Costco' that was shared on Love and Deep Depression discord.
Motivated to write a unserious fic for Valko in light of his unjust cancellation. BRING VALKO BACK!!- Language:
- English
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- 1,676
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Robert Lanyon has been an ice skater for longer than he can remember. The sound of blades scratching against the ice, the pressure of hundreds of eyes upon him and the constant control over every single part of his body are what he had always known. It was his life, and he was used to it.
What he still wasn't used to, was seeing Edward's Hyde ugly face mocking him every time he was skating. If only this shrimp could accept that he was just a loser!Edward Hyde, for his part, remembered when he decided to start ice-skating, and absolutely nothing could ever convince him that it wasn't the best fucking choice he made in his whole life. Ice skating was freedom, and he was flying over it! He was the freest man in the universe, the master of the ice and the ruler of the world!
But most importantly, he was able to make Hastie Robert Lanyon go insane at the same time as ice-skating, and it was perfection! It was so funny to annoy this asshole that it was almost ridiculous! Maybe one day said asshole would recognize who was his king, and how much below him he was. -
FAINT by Bubble100 (Pisces_whirl)
Fandoms: กี่หมื่นฟ้า | Your Sky (TV 2024) RPF, ด้วงกับเธอ | Duang With You (TV) RPF
03 Jul 2026
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FAINT is a slow burn university omegaverse set at Suwan University, Bangkok. It follows TeeTee — a late-presenting Recessive Omega still registered as Beta — as he navigates his first year, builds the kind of friendships that become family, and slowly, without meaning to, falls for the quietest person in every room he walks into.
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Net Positive by S0MEWHATDAMAGED
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has a plan.
He and Shane are stupidly, disgustingly, almost offensively in love. They want a family. They're ready for the next impossible thing.
Just one problem: Shane has two good years left on the ice, and while he wants a baby, he is not ready to be pregnant.
Ilya is.
Ilya is thirty-seven, retired or close enough to taste it, and in possession of what he considers several important advantages: excellent genetics, Olympic hips, and an undeniable talent for getting exactly what he wants. He would thrive being pregnant. Shane would thrive managing the logistics.
Ilya offers to carry.
Is simple. An easy workaround. Two alphas, one rare compatibility loophole, a spreadsheet, and a baby at the end of it.
Unfortunately, nothing about Ilya Rozanov has ever been simple.
And that is before the cravings, the hormones, the Jackie Pike alliance, and Hayden Pike’s dawning horror that Shane Hollander may be winning the husband Olympics.
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For generations, the Uzumaki clan honed arts as timeless as the stars themselves in the secluded sanctity of Uzushio. Raised by his mother in these mystical floating isles, he was not one seemingly destined for more than insular tranquility.
When his mother's illness worsens, Naruto abandons the safety of his homeland to seek help in a realm still haunted by the formidable legacy of the Second Hokage, long after his demise.
Accompanied by brothers-in-arms, Uzumaki Naruto's path leads to Konoha, to conflict, to confronting not only the shadows of history but also the depths of sorrow, the instinct for survival, and an arduous quest for meaning.
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Tom, as a young man, decides to learn more about dark magic before he makes his first horcrux. During his travels, he runs into something so dark, it cautions him away from reckless soul-splitting. He hides it, and hopes it’s behind him. One day, decades later, dark magic so foul it can come from nowhere else, rears its ugly head. Can a dark lord cooperate with his worst enemy to defeat something, someone, even more dangerous? If he does, is he really the sort of person he thinks he is?
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The Boys: Hydro Form, and Homelander’s Got My Back by Gh0stFanfic
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019)
03 Jul 2026
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[The Boys + chaotic neutral + comedy + cheat ability + invincible but not brainless + mildly crude]
After transmigrating into the world of The Boys, Damien Lee spends three miserable years barely surviving.
In his first year, he draws a useless combat ability. In his second, he gets Dog Language, earning him Bibira, a foul-mouthed Beagle who smokes hookah, drinks alcohol, and talks trash nonstop.
As the hidden eighth member of The Seven, Damien stays close to Homelander, but without real power, he keeps his head down.
Then, in his third year, the system finally stops screwing him over.
[Ding! Congratulations, host. You have acquired the Superpower: Hydro Form.]
Damien can turn into water, control external water sources, ignore most physical attacks, and drain moisture from other people’s bodies.
When Vought secretly tries to kill him, the bullets pass through his body. Seconds later, the assassin is a dried-out corpse.
Homelander makes it clear:
“Touch Damien, and you die.”
Damien exhales a ring of smoke while Bibira barks beside him.
“Now you get why it pays to have the right person on your side?”
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“You’re lookin’...” Hemlock trails off.
“Yeah?” Charlie prompts silkily, voice practically a purr. “Pretty punk rock, right?”
“Yeah. Really–” Another pause. Did Hemlock just gulp? Without an esophagus? “-pretty.”
What the fuck is happening, Dex thinks desperately.
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It’s no secret that Charlie is interested in Hemlock, and anyone with eyes can see that the same could be said vice-versa.
Problem is, no matter how many hints Charlie drops, or how obvious his advances are, Hemlock for some reason refuses to reciprocate. Instead, he aggressively denies his own feelings and then proceeds to act like nothing happened between them.
It used to just be sad. Then, it got inconvenient. Now, though?
Now, it’s straight up unbearable, for all of Dead as Disco.
For the sake of everyone's sanity (especially Dex's), something's gotta give.
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Baby, Come Back to Me by arriveblind
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Jul 2026
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Katsuki keeps dreaming of Izuku.
Granted, he doesn't know that yet.
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- 817
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- 1/?
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Cyber-Talia by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga), The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
03 Jul 2026
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Basically Hetalia but with Transformers characters instead,The Autobots are lead by three leaders which are Iacon(Pharma),Hydrax(Nightbeat) and Praxus(Bluestreak) which are rivals of the Decepticons lead by Kaon(Onslaught),Vos(Slipstream) and Tarn(Impactor)
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Staniz(Ricochet),Stanix(Buzzsaw),Nyon(Firestar),Helex(Swerve),Tesarus(Snarl),Protohex(Ambulon)
Caminus(Lightbright),Antilla(Arcee),Gigantion(Nemesis),Micro(Brawn),Exodus(Whirl),Eukaris(Hound),Junkion(Wreck-gar),Charr(blackout),Aquatron(Beachcomber),Archon(Nightbird),Neutron(Brainstrom),Devisiun(Perceptor)
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- Language:
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- 183
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- 1/?
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It’s always been just him and me together. by spive
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Jul 2026
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“So… Fluixon Aculon, am I right?” Their voice is low, raspy, and sounds like it really fucking hurts to speak. “Haven’t seen you around this server. I assume you’re from another server, am I right?”
Fluixon’s lips purse. He doesn’t know whether he should respond or not. A response means he’s giving in and submitting, which is something he doesn’t do, but it also means that he might be able to live another day as well. He weighs out the pros and cons internally, and when he does reply, he feels the blade of the sword dig into his skin, not deep enough to draw blood, but just enough to actually be there.
”It’s actually Fluixon of Aculon. The kingdom wasn't named after me.” He corrects.
“Don’t play any games with me. You’re at my mercy.” They remind. Fluixon gulps at the words.
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In which this is Fluixon’s first time being held hostage so don’t attack him if he’s doing anything wrong, he really needs to learn how to shut up sometimes, and Saparata maybe a little (read: very) insane and down bad for his husband.
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Alternatively : Fluixon gets kidnapped. Saparata isn’t okay with that.
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- Part 13 of chud minecraft fics
- Part 2 of uu saps x state flux slop
- Part 8 of spive’s fluxarata stuff 🪻🌻
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- English
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- 4,123
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- 1/1
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Burn But Don't Touch by Jackpad
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV), The Walking Dead (Comics)
03 Jul 2026
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This is a story about two stubborn people trying to get along in the same camp, not kill each other, and survive. It's about mistakes that cannot be fixed. It's simple: either you're together, or you're food.
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Это история о том, как двое упрямых людей пытаются ужиться в одном лагере, не убить друг друга и выжить. Про ошибки, которые нельзя исправить. Всё просто: либо вы вместе, либо вы корм.
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Nations don’t get colds. They get gossiped about.
—and theres an old saying that, if you sneezes, someone is talking about you.Dirga/Indonesia learns this the hard way when he starts sneezing every time Alfred F. Jones/America talks about him- which is always. Unfortunately, Alfred’s got a hero complex the size of Texas, zero volume control, and a 37-page PowerPoint titled “Why Dirga & I Are Endgame!"
Dirga just wants to file his police reports, drink tea, and survive the chaos. Alfred wants to court an entire archipelago and thinks “justice-core” is a valid fashion compliment.
Fifty reasons, one thousand sneezes, and one very loud American later, maybe being loved heroically isn’t so bad after all.
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Trinity of Tokiwadai by Dock872210, NamelessEngine
Fandoms: Naruto, Toaru Majutsu no Index | A Certain Magical Index, Toaru Kagaku no Railgun | A Certain Scientific Railgun, とある科学の一方通行 | Toaru Kagaku no Accelerator | A Certain Scientific Accelerator
03 Jul 2026
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Three very different girls. Each a powerful Esper in the miraculous city of superhumans, Academy City. Together these heroines and their friends explore the wonder and mystery of their City and its Dark Side as the Trinity of Tokiwadai.