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    “You can’t just kiss me to win every time."
    "Aw, but it works so well."
    Mike Ross has a mind that never shuts up—until Harvey Specter completely short-circuits it. Left in a blissful, fuzzy fog after a night of intense passion, Mike is completely at his boyfriend's mercy.

     

    Or, aftercare fluff.

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    Skell's friends decide that his quiet, patient approach to wooing Lizzy needs a little boost. What follows is a carefully orchestrated day of free food, private rooms, and extra meat, all while Lizzy remains blissfully unaware. Skell has never been more grateful for his chaotic found family.

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    Twitter, June 16th, 2018

    Andy Coleman Sportsnet @AndyJColeman
    Hearing reports that the Voyageurs are looking to trade Hollander. Will update as this develops.

    Émile @OleVoyageursOle
    Replying to @AndyJColeman
    oh so we’re at that point in the off-season where you just start talking out of your ass huh

    Or: It’s the summer of 2018. To the disbelief of the public, rumors claiming that the Montreal Voyageurs will be trading Shane Hollander begin circulating online.

    As is often the case with professional hockey, Montreal’s loss is Boston’s gain.

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    The group chat elects a new Head of the WAGs

    Harris
    Good morning, Roz

    Ilyusha 🩵
    Hello, traitor.

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    Harry thinks he's doing an amazing job blending in undercover as a normal student. Everyone is absolutely terrified of the monster wearing human skin walking among them.

    title from Hozier — Angel of Small Death & the Codeine Scene

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    “You shouldn’t have hit,” a voice said behind Samira.

    “Well, hindsight is 20/20, they say.” A flash of irritation crept up in her at the woman’s unsolicited advice. 

    “It’s not hindsight. It’s math.” Samira set her jaw in annoyance. “Statistically speaking, you were supposed to stand.”

    When Samira wakes up in Vegas with a raging hangover and a ring on her finger, the last person she expects to find a note from on her nightstand is Emery Walsh.

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    It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.

    But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.

    (how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)

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    'The league loves nothing more than putting these two kids in each other's faces.'

    Or, the one time Shane tries to be funny and spends the next half-decade suffering (enjoying) the consequences.

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    Ilya, Shane, JJ, and Hayden have a different kind of game night, but are still just as competitive as ever.

     

    The stakes for tonight were higher than ever. Eternal glory was on the line for everyone. Ilya needed to win. Shane looked murderous. JJ looked far too delighted about something. Hayden looked scared. Good. He should be.

    Ilya and Shane stared each other down. JJ gave a laugh. Hayden might genuinely throw up. Both Ilya and Shane turned to look at him. He gulped.

    “Go on, Hayden,” Shane said tensely.

    “Yeah,” Ilya grinned, sharp and feral. “Go on.”

    ~All works in the series, while within the same universe, can be understood and enjoyed as standalone fics!~

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    A late-night Gryffindor movie night spirals into chaos when Sirius accidentally reveals that his estranged younger brother, Regulus Black, was once a sheep-riding rodeo champion.

    Naturally, this leads to an impromptu kidnapping.

    What follows is a room full of embarrassing childhood photos, long-overdue apologies, deeply misplaced guilt… and the revelation that Regulus’s grudge might not be what anyone expected.

    Somewhere between stolen hoodies, emotional breakdowns, and a debate about livestock, two brothers finally start finding their way back to each other.

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    When Shane is invited to the Centaurs WAG chat, is there really anything he can do but just participate?

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    “Can you believe it? How the hell did he end up bagging her?” 

    Ilya stared, brain not comprehending what his body already seemed to, that Hollander was dating-

    “Rose fuckin’ Landry! How does the lamest guy in the League-”

    He knew that smile. He thought it was for him, just for him. But it wasn't. 

    “No,” he whispered. His stomach spasmed. 

    “You good, Roz?”

    Why would he- How could he- 

    They were holding hands…

    “Rozanov? What the fuck?”

    He jumped up from the table and stumbled for the front door, just barely making it through before the first mass of petals came up. He heaved as he ran, trying desperately to get away from the pavement, somewhere he could hide what was happening. 

    Unfortunately, his teammates had followed, because of course they would. He saw a photo of Shane Hollander holding hands with a movie star and promptly threw up.

    Who wouldn't be curious?

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    “Dad?” he asks drowsily. “Are we home already?”

    Only then the kid gazes up at Buck and widens his eyes in fear. “You’re not my dad.”

    or, Buck and Eddie have identical cars and Chris gets into the wrong one

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    So, Yuu got isekai’d—congrats! Unfortunately, it wasn’t Truck-kun, it was several horses. Also, she doesn't speak the language, and to add more salt to the wound, she's a girl in an all-boys school. Good luck out there, champ!

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    Chenford + secret marriage and they keep calling each other Bradford and everyone is confused.

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    In Gotham, legends aren't supposed to be real.
    But when a brutalized stranger with wolf's eyes and old scars tears through a Joker hideout and vanishes without a trace, Batman and the Batfamily are left scrambling to solve a mystery older—and more dangerous—than they ever expected.
    Meanwhile, Bigby Wolf, sheriff of Fabletown, has been stranded far from home, lost in a world where villains wear masks and monsters are man-made.

    In the city of broken things, even fairy tales bleed.

     

    AKA: A wounded wolf crashes into Gotham’s shadows. Legends walk among broken men. And Gotham will never be the same.

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    Atsushi is new in the Armed Detective Agency. Lucky him, he got himself a roof over his head and the apartment from a certain bandaged wearing man. Said man refuses to leave his apartment and is still around.

    Whatever shall Atsushi do, huh?

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    When Bobby had arranged the camping trip, it was with a particular goal in mind, one which he had expressed to his wife early on in the planning.

    “And how are you going to make that happen? They’ll get a whiff of you interfering and it’ll be game over,” Athena had commented, but despite sharing her namesake’s wit, she didn’t understand the 118 quite as well as he did.

    “I don’t have to do any interfering. All I need to do is get them there, and the rest will work itself out.”

    And he was right. A little too right.

    Secrets are spilled and truths brought to light when the 118 and their partners go on a camping trip.

    Oh, and there’s malaphors. Lots of malaphors.

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    Chenford + Tim has surgery and is really confused

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