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Ilya Rozanov's Goodreads Reviews by Promised_ivy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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Several MLH players have their phones hacked.
Most people find embarrassing photos.
Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.
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You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?
Yeah. It's that.
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[Art] Morning Routine by eldar_of_zemlya for runraerun
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series (TV)
02 Jul 2026
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Jim and Spock go through their morning routines in the shared bathroom of their Enterprise quarters.
A K/S reinterpretation of Ernest Chiriacka's Sharing the Mirror (c. 1950s)
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- Part 38 of My Star Trek TOS Art
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😍😍😍 go look at this right now. No I don't care if you ship it or not.
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Art!!!!
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Shane gestured helplessly at the empty space Wyatt had just vacated. “Rozanov. What are you doing? This is for charity.”
Sliding a heavy, matte-black credit card across the counter, Ilya didn’t even blink.
“I know,” he murmured, his blue eyes dropping directly to Shane’s mouth. “I’m being generous.”
When Shane Hollander is drafted into working the hospital’s Valentine’s Day kissing booth, he expects awkward kisses and a miserable afternoon.
What he doesn’t expect is Ilya Rozanov buying every single ticket.
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- Part 7 of hockey didn't happen
- Part 4 of college hollanov
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Contents by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Apr 2026
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[Inside the Ottawa Centaurs’ locker room, Harris Drover attaches a microphone to Shane Hollander’s shirt as Ilya Rozanov sits next to him at a table. The two prepare to share the contents of their backpacks, which sit on the table in front of them]
Shane: I thought when people did these interviews, they got to like, pick what’s in their bag beforehand. It’s not usually a spontaneous thing, is it?
Ilya: How would you know this?
Shane: I watched one that Rose did.
Ilya: Oh, of course you watched Rose doing one of these videos. Did she have a framed photo of you in her bag so she could gush about how much you love each other?
Shane: Do I seriously need to remind you that I chose to marry you, and that we live and work together, and Rose is just my friend I see like twice a year?
Ilya: Yes.
Shane: Are you sure you want to do this with us, Harris?
Harris: I can’t help that the people love you. Besides, I’ve convinced myself this will be fun.
Shane: That’s not very comforting.
Harris: Neither is the look on Ilya’s face that’s telling me I will definitely come to regret this, but that’s the job!
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When Robbie's vision cleared, his father, King Joffrey Baratheon, first of his name, lay unconscious upon the floor in a puddle of spilt wine.
Robb Stark lived. Many things followed as a result - some impressive, several insane, and quite a few straight out of tales of the Age of Heroes. Perhaps the only unfortunate one among them was Joffrey remaining on the Iron Throne, his worst impulses and tendencies only barely held in check by those around him.
Until the day he goes too far, and gets hit over the head with a pitcher of wine as a result.
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- Part 1 of The Pack Thrives
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After Dumbledore dies, Fawkes stays with Harry. As time passes, Harry begins to think the creature is more than just a phoenix.
Turns out, he was right. Fawkes is definitely not an ordinary phoenix.
Explaining this one to Ron and Hermione was going to be difficult, to say the least.
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After the war, while the wizarding world rebuilt, Hermione Granger disappeared, dedicating herself to a single goal: a treatment for lycanthropy. With her work entering clinical trials, she finally has something she hasn't allowed herself in years: time. Time she doesn't know what to do with; a chance to remember who she was before she became someone who fixed things.
She doesn't expect a Quidditch match to pull her into a world she never meant to be part of.
A world run by Draco Malfoy.
He gambled everything on a legacy of his own - London's first professional Quidditch team, built from a construction site up, on inheritance and stubbornness. What began as reputation repair became something greater: a symbol of unity and ambition in a world still healing.
Their lives were never meant to intersect.
But when Ginny Weasley signs with Malfoy's team, Hermione finds herself drawn - reluctantly, curiously - into Draco's world. Stadium lights, private boxes, post-match celebrations… and Draco himself: no longer the boy she knew, but a man composed, intelligent, and impossible to ignore, watching for the right moment to walk back into her life with proof he's no longer who he was.
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Eddie recaps this in his head a couple more times and he’s — jealous. Fuck, he’s jealous. That’s the word for it, the heat coiling deep in his gut, his whole body wound like a spring about to snap.
Jealousy.
Which is a bizarre emotion to feel about your best friend sleeping with someone. Jealousy implies ownership, implies wanting, implies — implies that 1) Eddie is not straight, and 2) he is possibly in love with his best friend and maybe possibly wants to suck said best friend’s dick about it.
Alright — okay. Eddie feels like he needs to sit with that for a second, give it the space it deserves.
Eddie wants to suck a dick attached to a person who is a man.
Not just any dick, either. Buck’s dick. His best friend.
Huh.
He expected that to feel weirder. He expected sirens, maybe, or a crisis, or at minimum a dramatic internal monologue about his Catholic upbringing and the sanctity of heterosexuality.
Instead, there’s nothing. The sirens are silent, the crisis doesn’t come, and Eddie wants to suck his best friend’s cock. Non-platonically.
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Eddie moves back to LA, finds out Buck slept with Tommy, and reacts accordingly. -
Kiss, Marry, Kill (Ft. The Ottawa Centaurs) by marwritesstuff
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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"Hey can I see you all in the lounge tomorrow? I have a new idea for a promo video."
Or, Harris gathers the team to play Kiss, Marry, Kill.
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- Part 4 of Trending Now- #Hollanov
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A House in Nebraska by Promised_ivy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
06 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander doesn't know what he is. He knows what he wants. For a long time, he tells himself those are different things.
Ilya Rozanov knows what he is. He can't control what he wants. For a long time, he tells himself those are the same thing.
This is the story of two boys who handle it badly—from a junior tournament in Canada to the NHL draft to the moment a security camera at the end of a hallway changes everything
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They exchange numbers at the very beginning. It makes them reckless.
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The Perfect Match by loveinthemargins
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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Shane's single, but that's only because he hasn't found the right woman yet, obvi. Luckily, he's got an appointment with a matchmaker and it's sure to go well, right? RIGHT?!
Or, Shane makes an appointment with a matchmaker, who turns out to be the sexiest man on the planet, and it definitely doesn't go exactly how he planned.
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Matchmaker!Ilya.
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Scott is coming back to town, on a full moon, and Liam is about to go off.
He doesn’t know if he has an anchor or not, but he knows he has something close enough. Well, that something somehow makes him want to go off again.
Also, unfortunately, Stiles exists.
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Finished 6-21-26 at 12:02 am
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Florida is a scary place. Thankfully, Asahi meets Noya, aka Florida man extraordinaire.
Asahi tries new foods, trespasses on private property, deals with an alligator, and admires the natural landscape, and is oblivious to Noya's attempts at flirting.
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The list is slowly checked off, and Asahi makes his way to the checkout counter. A cashier wearing a bright green button-up and a black apron greets him. He has dark hair that’s gelled up with a tuft of blonde in the front and piercings on his ears. He looks really badass. He smiles cheerfully. “Hello! Did you find everything okay?”
Wow, Asahi thinks, my first cool person in Florida.
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eridian logic! by bibigo
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 Jun 2026
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your heart-to-heart with rocky leads to a lot of unnecessary teasing targeted towards grace. you can't help it—he just makes it so easy.
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The frenulum tear by SanLovesAO3
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Jul 2026
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The frenulum tear
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When Shane breaks Ilya's dick during sex
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Clark hadn’t even thought before opening his mouth, “should I make you ‘mommy’ then?”
Silence erupted after that, all except for Bruce’s heart rate significantly picking up. The shock and slight arousal disrupted their usual scents, faces lighting up in colorful auras.
“Ah, sorry, I meant like- you’d be the mom? Or- I don’t know, I didn’t mean for it to come out that way-“
OR: Superbat accidently explore their breeding kink by Clark calling Bruce a mommy and getting Bruce pregnant yayyy!
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Mike Wheeler is thirty years old, three years married, and incredibly unhappy. After an unexpected AOL Instant Messenger group chat with the Party, Mike reconnects with Will after several years and realizes that maybe his life doesn't have to be so bad.
Or: A 2000s epistolary fic in which Mike falls in love with his childhood best friend and cheats on his wife.
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- 7/12
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on winning and losing (and ilya rozanov) by fingersfallingupwards
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Jul 2026
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Twenty years after everything fell apart, Shane Hollander is on the cusp of becoming MLH Commissioner when Ilya Rozanov walks into his office and back into his life.
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- Part 2 of old man hollanov yaoi
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- English
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- 16/19
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the friendships we made (and ruined) along the way by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Mar 2026
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Jackie: Just think of it like this:
Jackie: Let Hayden and Ilya plan your birthday, and then it’s just a few hours on one day in one year that you might have to spend being a little uncomfortable being the center of attention.
Jackie: …but it could bring us a lifetime of peace.Shane: You really think that’s even remotely possible?
Jackie: Well. They either work together and find common ground, or they kill each other.
Jackie: Either way, our problem is solved.Shane: That’s actually kind of genius.
Jackie: I know it is. It’s me 😉
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