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    This time will be different, Aziraphale thinks. This time, Crowley will remember.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Demons were captured by angels during the Fall, and have been kept as servants ever since.

    Aziraphale, feeling lonely, decides to purchase a demon. Naturally, he chooses the most frightened one.

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    07 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 76

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    When historical botanist Anthony Crowley and antiquarian bookseller Aziraphale Fell inherit a 17th-century cottage jointly from a distant relative, the conditions are strange, but simple: visit together one weekend per month, or lose everything to the National Trust.

    The cottage, it turns out, has its very own conditions.

    Jasmine Cottage is three hundred and seventy years old, and has been reading romance novels for fifty years.
    It has a plan. It is not going to stop until things are arranged to its satisfaction.

    A Good Omens Cottagecore Haunted House Romance. Well. Sort of.

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    31 May 2026

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    “I’d love to meet with you,” Davey said, apologetically, when he had been called up by a fellow looking to initiate therapy, “but I’m all booked up for months.”

    “Are you sure?” The fellow said, through a poor connection that crackled.

    Davey had been sure. And yet. Right there in his calendar was a blank spot, just a few days away, which he had somehow completely overlooked before. “How about that…I’ve got Wednesday at eleven, if you can make that work.”

    “What a miracle,” the fellow said, “that would be just the perfect time.”

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    11 May 2026

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    05 May 2026