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    or, how Shane Hollander learned to stop worrying and love (Ilya Rozanov's) dick one summer in Italy

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    Every year, the Hollander family decamps from the Ottawa suburbs to spend the summer in northern Italy. And every year, Shane dreads the arrival of the summer guest—the graduate student his parents insist on hosting. Shane not only has to move out of the larger room for the guest, he has to move into a smaller adjoining room and share a bathroom and balcony with said guest for the rest of the summer.

    Shane hates this summer's guest already, because he's arriving three weeks early. Then the guest arrives, and he has curly hair and long eyelashes and insane chest muscles, and he's so fucking charming, and Shane just—Shane hates him.

    Hates that he can't get away from him. Hates that he can't stop thinking about him. Hates his tiny shorts and unfairly round ass.

    Just, yeah. Shane hates him.

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    A Call Me by Your Name remix, in the key of Hollanov. Featuring: a smaller age gap (than in CMBYN)! The erotics of water drinking and fruit eating! Tiny bathing suits and billowy shirts! Yuna and David are around too! You do not need to have seen/read CMBYN to read this!

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Sometimes life came at you with a clenched fist and Ilya had never figured out how to duck.

    So here he was, twenty-eight years old, single, dealing with the fallout from injuries given to him by the game he loved, and the second youngest assistant coach in the league to one of the worst teams. Stability was hard to come by, but he was managing.

    Then along came Shane Hollander to knock him on his ass, one more time.

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    25 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    "You suck shit at seducing targets," Ilya grits his teeth. "Remember Prichard's daughter?"

    Shane throws his hands up. "Oh come on! That was a long time ago."

    "Two weeks ago," Ilya fires back. "If fate of communism rests on you getting someone into bed we would all be dead."

    Or: hollanov spy!AU, where sexpot extraordinaire Ilya Rozanov and lethal intelligence officer Shane Hollander have to pose as normal, American college students by day and overthrow the U.S. government by night.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed. 

    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

    Reentry is harder than expected.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.

    His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.

    Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.

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    21 Jun 2026

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