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    “It’s not your fault,” Geralt finally ground out, coming to stop before his trophy shelf. He flexed his hands a few times. “I thought this was fine. I thought it would work.” He shook his head, and Regis’ heart plummeted even further.

    “Geralt," he said quietly. "You don't owe me anything, neither your love or your friendship. If ever I-"

    “I already told you,” said Geralt, a little harsher and louder than necessary. “It’s nothing to do with you. I want you. I want this." His voice dropped in volume as he continued. "There's just something wrong with me, Regis.”

    Geralt grapples with the abuse he experienced as a young man. Regis is there to guide him through it.

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    “G-great,” Bill stammered, feeling more than a little uneasy. “Well, I’m o-okay down h-here. You can g-go.”

    “You’ll die.”

    Bill tried to shrug, but his muscles had been rendered too stiff from the cold. “I’ll d-die faster if I c-come up th-t-there.”

    The pirate captain laughed. It was a high, cold laugh that brought goosebumps to Bill’s forearms. It didn’t sound quite human.

    It turns out there is something worse than getting captured by pirates: getting captured by ghost ship pirates.

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    “I want to check something,” he said after a long moment, drawing a few unsullied handkerchiefs from his pocket. “Smile for me. Gently.”

    Geralt did. His lips stretched into a small, warm smile, like those he extended Yennefer, and Jaskier’s heart skipped a beat.

    Who ever said you can't always get what you want?

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    “We did,” said Bill. He raised his hand to the nape of Mike’s neck and spread his fingers over the stiff, tawny hair there, so close now that he could feel Mike’s breath rolling over his lips. “You aren’t torturing yourself over that thought, are you? Because none of us are angry. We’re just- tired, and relieved, and…” He swallowed thickly. “You know, when you were standing there, ready to die, I was so fucking scared. If I’m mad about anything, it’s that you would ever think you deserved that. Losing you after just getting you back would have been... I don't think I'd have been able to cope with it, and- God, I was just so fucking scared, Mike.”

    Mike and Bill work through their trauma with intimacy.

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    “I’ve missed you, Billy,” It said, the grin audible in It’s voice. It’s free hand twisted into his hair and drew him close enough for its long, slimy tongue to rove over the moisture on his cheek. It purred deep in It’s gullet as it swallowed.

     

    After the Funhouse scene, It decides to take advantage of Bill being exactly where It wants him.

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    NSFW art for Bichie!

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    NSFW art for Pennybill/Billwise!

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    “I would have sway, under normal circumstances, but my age means little when I associate with humans. And to associate with a witcher, well…” Regis touched the tips of his fingers together. “We live in harmony, and that will not change regardless of who I associate with, but that doesn’t obligate them to like me, nor respect me.”

    “What would you need to do to earn their respect?” Geralt pressed. “Denounce humans?”

    “With what little information you have provided of these vampires, I expect that is exactly what they would want of me,” said Regis, his voice growing grave. “My word wouldn’t be nearly enough. I would have to provide tangible proof.”

    Geralt and Regis have to play the part of Blood Mule and Owner to drive a group of vampires out of Toussaint's outskirts. As one may expect, it's not an especially pleasant experience.

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    The source of Geralt’s current troubles came in the form of Yennefer of Vengerberg. The two of them'd had a spat, as they were wont to do, and now Geralt was lying curled in bed with his arms folded over his face, which no doubt bore a pitiful grimace. He would occasionally mutter something under his breath, his voice too quiet to be intelligible. If Jaskier had to guess, he was probably muttering something scathing about sorceresses and their propensity for foul moods.

     

    Geralt and Yennefer have a fight. Jaskier is there to offer comfort - of a sort.

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    Tumblr has banned NSFW art, so onto AO3 it goes!

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    Tumblr has banned NSFW art, so onto AO3 it goes!

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    Tumblr has banned NSFW art, so onto AO3 it goes!

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    Instead of slamming into the floor, Bill found himself slamming into a chest. Strong arms curled around his torso before he could go plummeting down and it took him a moment to gather his bearings enough to find his feet.

    “Jesus, are you alright?” asked the man.

    Bill glanced over his shoulder at his saviour, taking in his big brown eyes and neatly combed hair. He had a rather delicate looking face despite being quite muscular.

    “Um,” said Bill. He hastily extracted himself from the mans arms. “I should be asking you that.”

    Bill decides to start going to the gym. He meets a rather handsome man there.

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    The residents of Derry regarded him as weird and scary, and his friends distanced themselves from the mental case claiming they were all in danger, they were going to die. They enjoyed their summer. Bill spent it in cold, dirty alleyways and filthy sewer pipes and on stages, yelling his throat raw to an impassive audience. The kids of Derry jeered and bullied him, while the adults turned a blind eye.

    Bill tries to warn Derry.

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    Since Bill wasn't speaking, Eddie decided to take this moment to make further declarations. He'd already started, so he might as well finish. “You’re perfect, Bill. You're everything I've ever wanted,” Eddie continued, stroking his fingers along the sharp line of Bill’s jaw. “I would worship you, if you let me.”

    Bill’s throat bobbed. He placed his fingers over Eddie’s hand, but he didn’t push it away. “That’s not really conducive to a healthy relationship, Eddie.”

    “I’m done being healthy,” said Eddie, a scowl developing on his lips. “I’m tired of it. I want this. I want you.”

    Eddie loves Bill so much. He loves him so much he has to do something about it.

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    And that duffel bag… it’s big enough to fit a kid, his mind informed him, and he swallowed hard, sinking deeper into the grass he was hidden within. Maybe he was just being paranoid, but he couldn’t shake the peculiarity of someone with money, and a car, and most likely a home voluntarily entering the Neibolt house. And with a duffel bag no less, as though they had been living in there. Could they have entered on a dare? Perhaps, but they were dressed rather well for someone who would take on such dares, and Bill assumed there would have been friends waiting for him outside had that been the case. Maybe they had inherited the house and wanted to refurbish it? Possible, but considering the state of the place, that didn't seem likely. Whatever he had packed into that duffel bag couldn't be enough to fix the problems the Neibolt house had.

    Bill watched him descend the porch steps and head out into the street. As this was the only house on the street, the man didn’t have to worry about being seen exiting the Neibolt house. Not by anyone other than Bill, in any case.

    Bill starts following a man by the name of Robert Gray. It does not end well.

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    Truth be told, Richie was a nuisance. Not a deliberate one, mind you. He was a nuisance not because of his personality, nor because he would speak during sermons, but because he hindered Bill’s ability to give himself wholly to God. You see, Bill was really, really fucking attracted to Richie Tozier.

    The Denbrough's take refuge in religion following Georgie's death. Richie seems to determined to make Bill a blasphemer.

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    He ended up signing up to a site called camurbate, giving himself the username ‘Billoncam’. Simple and succinct. He put on something loose-fitting and took a photo of himself sitting in bed, which he uploaded to his profile after almost an hour of hesitating. In his description he wrote his age, described himself as a ‘horny twink’ – something he copied from another person’s profile – and asked in the sultriest manner possible that people view his cam shows. With that done, he closed his laptop and started planning his first cam show.

    Bill and Richie live in the same dorm room at uni. This wouldn't be an issue, except Bill's putting on cam shows in said dorm room, and he can't let Richie find out.

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    He simply sat down on the end of Bill’s bed and patted a knee. Bill stared at him, uncomprehending.

    “Bill,” said Richie, gesturing for him to come closer. “Pants down, over my knees.”

    Bill balked. “Wait, s-seriously?”

    Bill does something stupid and reaps the reward.

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    The Witches were as close to being living Gods as humans could get. Or, at least, this was the prevailing opinion throughout the Continent.

    In a world where Witcher's are revered rather than loathed, Emiel Regis, a simple vampire and a member of the lowest rung of society, finds himself the caretaker of the great White Wolf. It's about as pleasant as having every one of his teeth pulled.

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