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    the art of beating a dead horse by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    04 Mar 2025

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    “Basically, there’s something wrong with Gotham. Apparently, things don’t, uh. Stay dead here. And the reason I’m recording this is so that when I inevitably get arrested and thrown into Arkham, at least you’ll know that this is all my mom’s fault, really.”
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    If Janet Drake’s body hadn’t been unrecoverable, Tim could have just buried her in Gotham, followed her notes, done the ritual, and he would have had her back alive again. She’d be ecstatic! All her research, all her theories about the mysterious life-bringing properties of Gotham’s soil, confirmed!

    But she dies far away, body lost at sea, and all Tim has left of her is an empty basement full of her research, all for nothing...

    But it’d be a shame to let his mother’s work go to waste... wouldn’t it? And Jason Todd’s grave is right there, in his neighbors’ family graveyard...

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    07 Jul 2026

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    this is NOT the cat's meow by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    20 Sep 2024

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    Shen Yuan transmigrates into a PIDW where Airplane wrote everyone to have animal features in order to satisfy his many horny followers. Suffice to say, Shen Yuan is not pleased to find himself a cat after transmigration, thinking himself to be cooler than that but, sigh, here we are.

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    Nekomimi Jiuyuan AU!!

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Cultivate (+ Extras) by Anonymous

    Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

    08 Nov 2023

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    When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. Doing its best to be helpful, System tries to make a small, temporary adjustment that it hopes will get the story back on track.

    System did not account for Shen Yuan himself.

    Instead of making his way to Cang Qiong Mountain Sect and assuming the life of Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan made a beeline for the closest landmark instead: Taoren Mountain, said to be infested with monsters and haunted besides. The chain reaction that results changes everything.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    The Perils of LIVE Editing! (ft. BinggYuan!!!) by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)  

    25 Apr 2022

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    In which Shen Yuan flounces around the PIDW timeline in different roles and makes a mess of everything. He likes to think he helped make some things better, but he’s pretty sure he made things worse too.

    Apparently, constantly leaving behind a protagonist that has major abandonment issues was a bad thing.

    …Huh, who knew?

    If Shen Yuan could go back to redo his first meeting with Luo Binghe (Yes, the one where he pretended to be a fortune teller. No, not the one where he picked him up from the Luo River.)

    He thought that it wouldn’t have gone very differently.

    After all, how could he have predicted this??!

    “A’Yuan,” Luo Binghe (as in LUO BINGHE) purred as he leaned into Shen Yuan’s…well, everything, really. “Would you kindly tell this lord where you’ve been for the past five years?”

    Danger! Danger!! Danger!!! Important things must be said three times! And the protagonist looking like he was going to eat him alive was 100% f*cking important okay!?! Also, how the hell did he find out about his identity?!?! SYSTEM! WHAT THE F*CK??!!

    (OR: Giving Binggē a happy ending, one version of Shen Yuan at a time!)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Heart Made of Strings by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    24 May 2026

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    Shen Yuan was apparently, an average disciple.

    According to Ning Yingying and some older Shimei’s, everyone had been baffled when Shizun had made him a personal disciple. He was good enough to be an inner disciple but not the best by a long shot, and Shizun only took The Best. He didn’t get into any of the infighting senior disciples normally did for their Shizun’s favor because according to Ning Yingying

    “Shizun thinks Shen-Shixiong is a lazy brat, and Shixiong doesn’t care what anyone thinks ‘cause he’s always trying to get off the mountain to go hunt monsters like he’s some Bai Zhan Brute.” She had then assured Luo Binghe that he’d love Shen Yuan.

    Luo Binghe has a sinking feeling in his chest that perhaps, this is the most accurate thing his Shijie has ever said to him.

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    24 Jun 2026