Catnip_3
Fandoms
- Video Blogging RPF (21)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (15)
- Merlin (TV) (9)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (2)
- The Greatest Showman (2017) (2)
Recent works
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Aziraphale is NEVER performing a miracle on a giraffe ever again by Catnip_3
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
12 Nov 2024
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Aziraphale pays a nice and totally not chaotic visit to an American zoo! What could go wrong?
Well, Gabriel was the one that ordered it so perhaps a lot could go wrong...
(My excuse to write funny minor Hurt!Azirphale crack)
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The truth is nothing but heartbreak by Catnip_3
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Feb 2023
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Memories blur and warp. Hopes and dreams twist, distorting your mind until the real truth is so muddled it’s impossible to see.
If he closes his eyes and pushes away the cold, everything will be fine, right?
If you ignore every little damaged detail, the bigger picture is still beautiful.
It’s breath-takingly perfect. Tommy smiles; comprehension was overrated anyway.
Or,
I bend your mind while I break my keyboard (and brain)
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Ben was tired. It was only a matter of time before his mind would win and he'd give up.
Of course, Ben isn't allowed to move onto the next life after all the shit he's had to endure. Instead, he's stuck here as a specter. At least this nice stranger is willing to help Ben learn how to somewhat function as a ghost.
Or,,,
My take on how Ben became a ghost (screw canon) and why he's still with Klaus.
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Another fight at a random kingdom to overthrow the government. The duo are back and badass like always.
Except, Phil finds something he shouldn't and panic sets in. Where is his friend?
Oh, is this what a panic attack is? The Angel Of Death can't say he's had this before- oh, he's having a hard time breathing, uh oh.
(PLEASE READ AUTHOR NOTES)
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What To Do If Your Husband Cheats On You (Just Kidnap Some Kids And Wish For A Warlock) by Catnip_3
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
08 Jun 2022
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Simon is pretty sure shadowhunters have the worst luck. He can't even take a walk with one of his friends without getting ambushed for gah-sakes!
If the day couldn't get any worse, his poor stomach is starving and the prospect of getting blood anytime soon is pretty grim. Just one day, one day that is somewhat peaceful is all Simon asks for!
And oh yeah, the knife in his stomach isn't helping matters either.
Recent series
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The Merlin Angst Series No One Asked For (The 'Too -- to --' series. by Catnip_3
Fandom Merlin (TV)
20 May 2022
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The stories can be seen as one-shots but also makes sense with an over-arching storyline.
Thank you for all the support, it's insane!
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- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 50
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Death Week 2021 by Catnip_3
Fandom DreamSMP, Except It's Not Fiction, Merlin (TV), Minecraft (Video Game), My Babysitter's A Vampire, Non-Fiction - Fandom, Real Person Fiction, Shadowhunters (TV), Supernatural, The Greatest Showman (2017), Thoughts & Opinions - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF
27 Jun 2021
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- Works:
- 7
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brothers in arms (literally) by goatlysacrifices
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Sep 2021
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It took all the strength Tommy had (which, arguably wasn’t a lot) to stay standing as the horrifically familiar sick feeling settled deep in his gut, curling up just under his ribs. He pressed harder against the hands holding him up as his knees almost buckled, blood rushing from his head straight down to his toes.
The blonde blinked, attempting a flimsy smile when Wilbur came back into focus for a bit. “Sorry, I’m- It’s just my blood pressure. Can we sit down somewhere—just for a minute?”
or, crimeboys are brothers in one other way. [its health problems. they both keel over]
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Bookmarked by Catnip_3
06 Jul 2026
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Eyes of cloud and feet of lead by A_Monument_Of_Cloud
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Jun 2024
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“You can thank me by steering clear of buildings in general,” he says instead, “they’re dangerous from all angles. And they really seem to want you dead.”
Peter snorts, “I'd love to, except that I need them to swing and fight. They’re kinda supposed to be my work hazard. Everyone has one, Mr. Stark.”
Yeah, Tony thinks to himself, you were supposed to be mine.
Why did you become so much more?
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It is scary, growing attached to a child.
A very accident prone, danger-magnet, self-preservation lacking child.
Bookmarked by Catnip_3
21 Jun 2026
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Just Keep Your Eyes Open by Anonymous
Fandoms: Raft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
21 Mar 2025
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Jimmy, Joel, Grian, and Fwhip are stuck on a raft, drifting in an endless ocean and desperately trying to find some way to civilization. Splitting resources is one thing, splitting night watches is another, and Jimmy has been taking a lot of the night watches recently.
Thing is, Jimmy isn’t only sacrificing sleep for his friends.Series
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- English
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- 29
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- 1,613
Bookmarked by Catnip_3
27 May 2026
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Where the Journey May Lead Me (Let Your Prayers Be My Guide) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Raft (Video Game)
10 Oct 2025
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Jimmy is sick. Like, really sick. Like, can’t get out of bed and needs a doctor sick. Problem is, he can’t get to a doctor.
He, Grian, Fwhip, and Joel are stuck on a raft in the middle of the ocean, and they don’t even have medicine, much less medical knowledge.Series
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- English
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Bookmarked by Catnip_3
26 May 2026
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Sleep Terrors by Anonymous
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
12 Dec 2025
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Jimmy has never changed in front of the others. During a sleepover with members of Hermitcraft and the Life series after a convention, because sometimes that’s just fun, the group finds out why.
Too bad Kirsty isn’t there to help her boyfriend.Series
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- English
- Words:
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Bookmarked by Catnip_3
26 May 2026