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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “Yes, well, you see, I um –,” Aziraphale cleared his throat. “I know we agreed on a proper course of action, but when I was standing next to you, holding your hand, knowing it was the end, well, I couldn’t do it.”

    Crowley’s eyebrows shot up. “What do you mean you couldn’t do it?”

    “I couldn’t say good-bye."
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    A S3 alternate ending scene for those of us who wanted things to end just a little bit differently for our ineffable duo.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “But – that isn’t the book of life!”
    “It is if we say it is.”
    “What are you two idiots doing now?” Satan demanded.
    “Fixing what needs to be fixed. What do you say, angel?”
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    Inspired by THAT scene in the S3 finale when Crowley created the Book of Life and should have fixed the ending, giving them their happy ending.

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    AU. Not long after the start of the Arrangement, Aziraphale Falls, and Crowley does the only thing he can think of to protect him from the rest of Hell.

    Written for The Ineffable Con 2 Fanfic Zine, October 2020.

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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