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sing us a song (you're the piano man) by FPwoper, Opal_autumn
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jul 2026
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Edward Teach is fed up with his job as a concert pianist. He’s over having to play the same classical pieces over and over again to polite applause. When he walks into The Lighthouse, a newly opened queer bar, and spots a grand piano in it, he figures he might have found something new and exciting, and he gladly takes the new job the bar owner, Stede Bonnet, offers him. Maybe this bar (and Stede) can be the way out of his slump?
A 2026 OFMD Reverse Big Bang collab between FPwoper (words) and Opal_autumn (art).
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Written for the Wee Con Drabble (/ficlet) Writing Workshop.
Prompts: Nigel Badminton, found family
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- Part 6 of short ficlets
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Neither Ceasing, Nor Desisting by BrainzGoblin, ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod, Deniz_B, Dracothelizard, ElapsedSpiral, evilgiraff, FPwoper, JaneSane, mistercrystal, nomadsland, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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Offensive Semaphore. Defacing the Pyramids. Beat Poetry. Edward Teach has (or perhaps, hasn't) done it all. And now that they've been reunited, Stede wants to hear every story Ed is willing to tell.
An anthology exploring the truth behind Blackbeard's alleged crimes.
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"But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness".
1 John 1:9
Edward Teach knows sin and guilt. He's got success and fame, a life that most would envy professionally, but his personal life is another matter entirely. He's shit at relationships, shit at finding happiness, in general, Ed's always been a bit shit. He knows he's floating through life, and eventually floats back into the same city he went to college. The same city he once crushed a sweet guy all for the sake of winning a bet.
And meets Father Stede Bonnet, a man who seems to see into his guilt-laden soul and offers to wash his sins clean.
Bookmarked by FPwoper
29 Jun 2026
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Acts Of Contrition
KalansPhantom(potential series?)
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Stede sells soap. Ed sells soup. Their adjacent holiday market booths give them a chance to become fast friends. A sudden emergency has Ed offering a wild solution—a quick sham marriage to allow Stede to keep accessing his much-needed medication.
Ed’s never planned to get married. Stede never wants to be married again. It’s an easy choice, as long as no one’s heart gets involved.
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"What's on your mind, Stede?"
"It's just… well, it's rather hard to believe, isn't it?" Stede says.
"What, that Thomas and Maria are snogging already after he left her behind? It's a romance novel, Stede. It's not supposed to be realistic. You've gotta suspend your disbelief a bit, man."
"No, it's not that. It's just… Kissing. All of the romance novels make it out to be this huge, world-changing, earth-shattering experience. And it's just a bit silly, is all."
Ed swallows. "I dunno. It can feel really nice, y'know. With the right person."
Or, Stede confesses that he's never really seen the appeal of kissing before. What is a good co-captain to do but offer his own lips for the taking?
Bookmarked by FPwoper
20 Jun 2026
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You Don't Have To Be Cool
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Ed's fresh out of prison and she has a heist to run.
Only, it's not just any heist, it's her One Last Job, and the only person she knows who's crazy enough to help her pull it off is her ex:
Stede fucking Bonnet.
Luckily, Ed is a professional.
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16 Jun 2026
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Ya Soshla S Uma
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Stede makes a bitchy comment to Ed about Mary and Doug's wedding. (At Mary and Doug's wedding.) A joke starts: "if we got married" - and then, suddenly: it's not a joke, is it?
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- Part 2 of The Accidental Modern AU