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    As They Ask Me Why (As I Dig Your Grave) by

    Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types  

    26 Jun 2026

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    Officially, the Coruscant Guard were a collection of specially-produced batches of Clones designed and trained for Military Police work, collected together to defend the Military and Political infrastructure of Coruscant. To the Senate, the Jedi, and the Public, they are a constant reminder of how much the war has consumed the daily life of the Republic. To the GAR, they're some warped mirror of their Brothers, enforcing strict regulations and uncaring for their own struggles.

    Unofficially, the Coruscant Guard are the willing tools of the Sith, trained since they were decanted or pulled from the ranks of the GAR to be loyal not to the Republic, but to the Dark Lords. To the Guard, everyone else are ignorant fools who don't see what's right in front of their faces.

    All of these viewpoints are, in some way, correct. And where there is a shared truth, there is overlap. And where there is overlap, there is potential for change.

     

    (The Coruscant Guard are born, bred, and raised Sith. Now if only everyone else didn't try and bridge the gap.)

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    26 Jun 2026

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    The Memories that Make Us by

    Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

    02 Jul 2026

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Knives & Spices by , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

    30 Jun 2026

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    A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?

    All of it. All the trouble.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    They're Gonna Give You Hell by

    Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types  

    09 Oct 2022

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    After giving up Grogu, Din's plan was to drift listlessly through space, be sad forever, and bounty hunt until he dropped. He was not going to be Mand'alor.

    Well, the Darksaber has thoughts on that. It has many, many thoughts.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types  

    28 Jun 2026

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano are captured by the Mandalorian Empire on a mission to protect Padme Amidala. The good news is: they all succesfully hide their identities so they easily escape the Integration centre, they get forced into, which was not adapted to keep Jedi trapped. The bad news: none of them are very good at keeping a low profile. At all.

     

    “Barriss Offee is one of Ahsoka’s new classmates.”
    “Is she…?”
    “...integrated?” Ahsoka finished his question. “Yes but she still promised she wouldn’t tell on us being here.”
    “Could she be lying?”
    “Sure, but what could we do about it?”
    “I got promoted,” Anakin tried to hide his enthusiasm. “I am now allowed to repair beskar'gam for the palace guard.”
    Padme rubbed her eyes. “Well talking about promotions… I guess I am now the president of the parent teacher association of Ahsoka's school.”
    Obi-Wan sighed. “How did every single one of us managed to make our situation even worse than it already was?”
    Anakin looked at him with narrowed eyes. “Every single one of us?”
    Obi-Wan closed his eyes, took a deep breath and answered. “I slept with the Mand’alor’s son.”
    “YOU DID WHAT?”

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    13 Jun 2026