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    At twenty, Harry Potter's life was as normal as it could be after defeating a Dark Lord. Unfortunately, that fragile sense of normalcy didn't even last the summer. Someone was watching him. Death Eaters were dropping dead, and Narcissa Malfoy had called in her life debt in a desperate attempt to prevent her estranged husband from being next. Unable to avoid the unfolding mess, Harry ends up in over his head.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    The first time Lando Norris hears the name Oscar Piastri, it is the end of his second season in Formula One. A passing comment from one of his engineers.

    A couple of years pass before Lando is reminded of the driver again. He has found his way into the paddock; if not the grid itself. He hears nothing about the reserve driver until the summer break. From one day to the next, the Australian rockets from obscurity to infamy. A single tweet puts the name Oscar Piastri on everyone’s lips.

    Lando should have guessed. The signs were there, glaringly obvious once he puts the clues together.

    Oscar Piastri is his teammate for 2023.

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    Lando Norris finally gets a rookie teammate… why did no one tell him it would be this hard? Featuring grid gang shenanigans and misguided relationship advice

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Not for landoscar but for the grid darling Charles

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    “Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”

    Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.

    “Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”

     

    Alternatively:
    Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
    It's not a PR nightmare if you never sober up.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to.

    But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans.

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    Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Mark growled grumpily when he heard someone knocking on his door. He knew that the hotel's reception had called minutes before to let him know that Sebastian was coming up to his room, but he still felt unwilling to get out of bed to answer the door.

    He doesn't meet those familiar blue eyes when he opens the door, actually, he sees a boy standing in the hallway with a backpack on his back and looking at him with intense brown eyes.

    Mark bends down and speaks in a calmer voice, imagining that he is the son of some fan who got lost inside the hotel. “Hi, buddy. Do you need help finding your parents?” He notices that the boy is holding a piece of paper in his hand, but no pen. “Or do you want an autograph?”

    The boy raises an eyebrow and shows that the paper is actually a birth certificate.

    “You are my dad”

    Holy fuck.

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    A the game plan au

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    19 Jun 2026

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