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    Ilya: You respect my opinion as your captain, yes?
    Luca: Of course
    Ilya: My opinion is you should let this man rail you
    Shane: You can’t use your status as captain to make Luca have gay sex
    Ilya: Then what is the point of being captain?!

    Or: In their many, many group chats, the Centaurs guide (and embarrass) Luca through the crush he's hellbent on denying.

    (This is a prequel of when Luca and Archie first met/started dating. It can be read as a standalone)

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Luca: Everyone should be celebrating right now, not worrying about me. I’m so sorry
    Ilya: You're giving us more to celebrate! What is the point of us all coming out if you can’t bottom for two hot men?
    Luca: I’m not sure how to answer that

    In which Luca's Stanley Cup celebrations go viral thanks to TMZ and some poorly framed photos. Luckily (and at times mortifyingly), he has all the queer NHL stars who came before him in his corner.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    and three's a crowd by gurlsrool
    Part 5 of the secret society of stick handlers

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    ID: 5587376
    Words: 75,918 | Works: 8 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 10,126
    Description:

    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

    Published: 2026-01-31
    Work ID: 78523776

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    Luca Haas/Original Male Character(s)
    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
    Troy Barrett/Harris Drover
    Luca Haas & Ilya Rozanov

    Work Summary:

    Luca: Everyone should be celebrating right now, not worrying about me. I’m so sorry
    Ilya: You're giving us more to celebrate! What is the point of us all coming out if you can’t bottom for two hot men?
    Luca: I’m not sure how to answer that

    In which Luca's Stanley Cup celebrations go viral thanks to TMZ and some poorly framed photos. Luckily (and at times mortifyingly), he has all the queer NHL stars who came before him in his corner.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/07

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    Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated
    Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression!
    Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 years

    In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    wishing you the best (in the worst way) by gurlsrool
    Part 4 of the secret society of stick handlers

    Series Information:

    ID: 5587376
    Words: 75,918 | Works: 8 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 10,126
    Description:

    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

    Published: 2026-01-14
    Work ID: 77439426

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    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Work Summary:

    Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated
    Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression!
    Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 years

    In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/06

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    Kyle: Your sense of age is so weird. So Scott’s elderly and Luca’s a baby?
    Ilya: Yes
    Shane: Luca’s older than we were when we got together though
    Harris: He IS?
    Kyle: literally wtf is this timeline

    In which Harris adds Ilya and Shane to a gay WAGs group chat

    (Can be read as a standalone)

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    07 Jul 2026

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    friends in high places by gurlsrool
    Part 3 of the secret society of stick handlers

    Series Information:

    ID: 5587376
    Words: 75,918 | Works: 8 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 10,124
    Description:

    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

    Published: 2026-01-07
    Work ID: 77231051

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    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
    Troy Barrett/Harris Drover
    Eric Bennett/Kyle Swift
    Kip Grady/Scott Hunter
    Luca Haas/Original Male Character(s)

    Work Summary:

    Kyle: Your sense of age is so weird. So Scott’s elderly and Luca’s a baby?
    Ilya: Yes
    Shane: Luca’s older than we were when we got together though
    Harris: He IS?
    Kyle: literally wtf is this timeline

    In which Harris adds Ilya and Shane to a gay WAGs group chat

    (Can be read as a standalone)

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/06

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    Troy: How many women have you slept with anyways?
    Ilya: ♾️
    Luca: That’s just an infinity symbol
    Ilya: Yes

    In which internet discourse ensues, the gay players of the NHL bicker in the group chat, and Shane would just like to get through the weekend without his husband starting another twitter scandal.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    (never) meet your heroes by gurlsrool
    Part 2 of the secret society of stick handlers

    Series Information:

    ID: 5587376
    Words: 75,918 | Works: 8 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 10,124
    Description:

    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

    Published: 2026-01-03
    Work ID: 76943556

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    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
    Eric Bennett/Kyle Swift
    Troy Barrett/Harris Drover

    Work Summary:

    Troy: How many women have you slept with anyways?
    Ilya: ♾️
    Luca: That’s just an infinity symbol
    Ilya: Yes

    In which internet discourse ensues, the gay players of the NHL bicker in the group chat, and Shane would just like to get through the weekend without his husband starting another twitter scandal.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/06