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Continuity Snarl by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), Critical Role: Campaign 2 - The Mighty Nein (Web Series)
10 May 2026
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A month after his crimes were revealed to the Might Nein, Essek is not doing great, and as a result, he ends up summoning himself a super normal one or several.
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V9-38 has just begun his latest infiltration mission on behalf of the Institute. Step one: kill Art Lewkowski, the man he's meant to be replacing.
He's about to fail step one. He's not the first to do so.
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- Part 3 of Never Changes
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In which I belatedly write some fics about my favorite Minuteman.
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- Part 4 of Never Changes
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After Kellogg's death, Rahasia finds that her problems have multiplied.
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- Part 1 of Never Changes
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In which Deacon gets up early and does some gardening before getting a jump on his paperwork for HQ.
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- Part 2 of Never Changes
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Principality of Gays by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2021
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Some stories on the theme of "Aziraphale runs a safe haven for gays out of his bookshop", sharing the same OCs and some events.
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The Daemons of UNCLE by Malteaser
Fandom His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
07 Apr 2013
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A monster of a series, written largely to indulge my love of history, daemons, and the entire concept of UNCLE. Works will go up I finish their chapters, which is going to make reading difficult. I'll try not to put the horse before the cart too often. You can check the guide in the notes for more information if you want to attempt to read this in chronological order.
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The adventuring life is one that is humble. It is also one filled with mundane dangers like carnivorous beasts and bandits. Essek is learning how to take care of himself while living on the road alone, but sometimes, he still needs a little help. Sometimes, he just wants to be someplace warm.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
06 Jul 2026
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The night is peaceful. There is a dome, safe and warm. There is the hush of sleep, settled and content.
And there are two wizards getting busy in the corner, trying not to wake the others.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
06 Jul 2026
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The Thumping in My Chest by GayAssWizard
Fandoms: Critical Role: Campaign 2 - The Mighty Nein (Web Series)
20 Sep 2022
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After insisting on shopping alone earlier that day, Caleb comes home with a surprise for Essek.
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Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
06 Jul 2026
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With practiced hands, Caleb encircled Essek’s wrists in the delicate platinum chain, gold dust falling like confetti onto warm purple skin. A small gasp escaped the drow’s lips at the abrasive drag of facial hair against his back. Caleb’s delicate verbal components whispered between kisses to his lover’s arched spine. A soft tug upwards, and the chain snapped tight, wrists held aloft a few inches off Essek’s back. Another kiss between the shoulder blades as Essek whined into the couch cushions. “Du machst das so gut für mich, Perle.”
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
06 Jul 2026
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(the lost myth of) true love by tthelyss (eyeofthe)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
08 Jan 2026
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Essek sighs deeply and casts Sending. The spell apparates with a white-blue glow, flickering as he speaks, "Hello, my dear. I have managed to get myself trapped under the dresser, if you could be so kind to help me?" his voice is muffled, here, with such close proximity to the wall and sides of the dresser and the rug below. It is a good thing he is in a fairly comfortable position and not remotely claustrophobic.
Caleb's response is warm and edged with a humor that is going to turn hysterical when he arrives to help him, "under the dresser? What, are you cat-sized? No, nein, nevermind. I am on my way up."
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
06 Jul 2026