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To consume some pathetic, heat-expanded corn with a handful of whiny first-years by MeiBeWriting
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jun 2026
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Severus Snape survived the war and has since wanted only one thing: to be left alone. However, his former saviour, Hermione Granger, has very different ideas. Now a professor at Hogwarts, she has effectively occupied the castle and begun to dismantle his iron defences with a barrage of relentless Christmas gifts and unwanted proximity. Aided by a cunning Headmistress who has orchestrated a rather devious duty roster, Severus finds himself trapped in a chamber drama filled with sarcasm, Yule traditions, and an magnetic pull against which even his finest Occlumency barriers are failing. A humorous tale about why one sometimes simply cannot run away from fate.........or from a particularly determined Gryffindor.