Not_Quite_an_Enigma
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Shitty fanfiction prompts and other BNHA stuff by Not_Quite_an_Enigma
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 May 2021
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I'm just writing what comes to mind. Do whatever with it, some ideas might be worth exploring, who fucking knows.
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He had been dead, ashen, decaying.
His heart sputtered, blood that had been clotting and congealing being forced to move.
The monster in him laughed and laughed and laughed.
No one was around to hear if perhaps, he was the monster who broke into unrestrained laughter. Crazed and delirious from heat and sickness.
Or; Zombie Zoro and how his crewmates find out about it
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07 Jul 2026
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A strange tradition begins on the Straw Hats ship when the cook doesn’t eat with the rest of the crew.
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07 Jul 2026
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It’s so quiet in the war room that you could hear a pin drop. Not a single person dares to say a word - not even the favored princes - and all eyes remain fixed on the head of the table, where a large figure sits hunched over in its chair, clutching the latest newsreel between two massive fists.
Having been forewarned of some of the contents of said newsreel, Sanji does his best to keep anything from showing on his face, to maintain his expression in an implacable facade. He thinks he largely succeeds in controlling himself outwardly, but inwardly his gut is churning with emotion.
The newsreel twitches, and the five people not holding the paper sit up a little straighter in their seats, each of them bracing for impact without actually meaning to as slowly, oh so slowly, the paper is lowered down until it’s resting flat on the table.
“Well,” Judge says, his mouth working like he wants to spit. “This is certainly an … unexpected development.”
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06 Jul 2026
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“Oi. Eggplant,” Zeff growled, surprising Sanji. “You’re not in trouble; I was just curious.”
Sanji opened his mouth and closed it.
“You were speaking different languages. Last night but also back on the rock.” Zeff spoke gently, Sanji didn’t know what his expression was, he couldn’t look at him yet. “I only knew one or two of them myself, but anyone can tell when someone is asking for help no matter what language they speak.”
Sanji closed his eyes.
“I-I don’t know.” He kept his hands in his hair. “I don’t know how many languages I know. I just know them. I can’t explain why.”
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- Part 1 of Polyglot Sanji
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With the revelation that their Captain is a god, the crew worships.
can be read standalone or as a companion to poly philtatos (the most loved by far)
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- Part 2 of oh, achilles!
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06 Jul 2026