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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Vampire Ryland Grace gets sent to space where he is expected to save the stars. Werewolf Simon the Butcher gets sent into the blood ocean of AT-5. Twice. Both carry the weight of saving humanity, and in doing so manage to find each other.
    Fic is almost fully written, updates daily or every other day! The tags are heavy, but each chapter has individual content warnings. I don't think any of it is much heavier than canonical levels of suffering.
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    "The intent had always been a one-way mission. A last ditch attempt to keep humanity alive.
    Grace's role in all of it?
    To be the failsafe, until he found a way to end it all.
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    Simon’s skin crawled, twitching and prickling with chills despite the heat. He yearned to be let out of this oppressive thing. A prison far worse than he could have ever imagined when the COI came to him with the offer of reformation and freedom.
    He should have known better than to trust that he’d have a year of body-breaking manual labor and then could be released into the general public.
    No, they had something special planned for the Butcher of Eden. "

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    04 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 22

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    Out on parole and down an arm, Simon's chances of landing a legal, steady paycheck grow slimmer by the day. When his parole officer plants the idea of becoming a blood and plasma donor in his head, it leads him into the dark corridors of the City Under the City - and directly to Dr. Ryland Grace, a vampire who lives under a museum.

    Simon's Contract is simple: provide a meal on a schedule, get paid. Purely business... well, until it isn't anymore, at least.

    ...whoops.

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    04 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Simon wakes up. He hadn't thought he would wake up after his lungs were filled with blood. And yet, here he is, in a pitch-black room, wounds tended to, listening to the most beautiful song he's ever heard.
    He's in a world where the stars are alive, and he's been rescued from his blood-soaked iron coffin by a strange, clever little rock-spider alien trying to save the stars. Of course he'll help. Too bad neither of them are biologists...
    But the new human ship approaching them might have someone aboard who is... if they don't turn Simon into a lab rat first, anyway.

    [BloodyMary where Simon gets wormholed to PHM 'verse but it's before the Hail Mary arrives, so he's saved by Rocky and spends a while on the Blip-A]

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    01 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    There’s a divine way about Ryland’s scent, and he tastes like a sweet taboo.

     

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    30 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    On his way back to Earth Grace starts to notice that things are not all they seem and he might not be as alone as he first thought. Whether his new guest is a God, an alien, a human or something in the middle, Grace is certain that first contact (the second time around) is not going as smoothly as he could have hoped for.

     

    OR Simon thinks Grace is an angel, Grace thinks Simon is a God, they both get weird about it. They do not get any more normal when they discover they are both just people, stuck together trying to navigate a new kind of hunger making itself known on the Hail Mary.

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    26 Jun 2026