Pollo_Asado
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Spamton has been living with you for some time now. One day you come home to find him in the middle of your bed, in the peak of his heat.
uhhh reader breeds spam idk what to tell you
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You are drunk in a bar, when suddenly you get the urge to pee, and in the bathroom you find something unexpected.
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To no one’s surprise, existing as a lowly Addison... followed by the live-fast BIG SHOT [Cungadero] lifestyle... taking an unwanted acid bath and being homeless (if you didn’t count the dumpster) and then BEATEN UP BY CHILDREN... none of this does a body any good. Particularly not when said body is sad and stunted, made of wood and fluff.
It also no longer looks great in a suit jacket, which is perhaps the biggest shame.
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Hanging around Castle Town after his battle with the [Sponge]s, Spamton meets an old flame again, and has to reassess everything he thought he knew about his ruined body.
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05 Jul 2026
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13 Oct 2025
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A day has passed since Tenna settled into life with Mettaton- watched and appreciated, he's very hesitantly happy with this new, shaky life.
That is, until two certain kids get a little too curious, making the Knight have to set an example- or, perhaps, cause a distraction?
Originally a supposed murder attempt, Tenna can now walk around in the Light World, able to switch between ordinary TV and monster. Now he has to actually put the work into acting like a person, sorting through his trauma, and getting to know his new roommate. When characters from his past start making things more complicated, will he be able to handle the pressure? Or will he shatter for a third time?
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14 Jul 2025
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An aspiring evil inventor attempts to kidnap the best inventors in the tri-state-area. So he kidnaps Doofenshmirtz, then he makes a mistake and also accidentally kidnaps Perry.
They will have to work together to escape and find their way back home, but a lot can happen on the long drive back to Danville.Bookmarked by Pollo_Asado
05 Jul 2025
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AO3 is great, but can it run Doom? Of course!!