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"Ehem- Ewron, you are hereby being detained by the federation for crimes involving breaking into private property, attempting to contain non-public materials that are under heavy watch of the organization due to sensitive information, and violence against federation staffing with physical actions towards both the workers themselves, and towards official buildings. Any attempt you make to resist punishment to these charges will cause for further action to be taken against you that could put your life, and any other person involved, at risk. Please comply with the following requests to ensure a smooth and safe transportation to a federal prison facility." Quackity's voice was professional and smart, as if he's rehearsed these words a thousand times.
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q!Quackity and q!Ash are workers for the federation.
Quackity was sent to detain one of the islanders, but when the islanders refuse, he decides its the perfect opportunity to test out the brand new weapon that the feds told him to use!
Fairly interesting how a fellow experiment so powerful can be controlled so easily with a little command and a simple, meaningful shock!OR OR!
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Sibling trio (Don, Katie, and Ash) but fed experiments!
You could probably tell that I was inspired by the tiktoks of these three if you've been on that side of QSMP tt lately :DWip summary :3
(Currently going to be beta read)I know that it may or may not be not a lot, but I promise that I'll try my best on this! I've got a lot of inspiration for this fic and am actually pretty excited myself to see where this goes!
HEAVY WIP FIC BTW! BUT I PROMISE YOU ITS WORTH READING!
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Katie, Ash and Don, all having a good time right? WRONG! In their sleep, Ash gets kidnapped into the dripping crying obsidian room, gets fucking traumatized, and never gets to see his siblings again >:(IM MAD.
(I would be genuinly so happy if someone made fanart for this work, and if you post it to tt, my @ is @pyromaniac_2026 :3)
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God's from another world (canceled because of fariis47 situation) by PyroKai
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
22 May 2026
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Four deity siblings, crumbling apart by the crude actions of the federation.
The oldest was Don, the deity of loyalty and devotion
Next was Katie, the mother of all
Another was Ash, the deity of the nebulae
(Redacted)What happens when the federation is curious of the powers that the four gods wield, making an attempt to discover the roots of their powers.
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the deity siblings inspired by a few tiktok videos and a comment I made on one :3
The federation attacks the siblings, killing katie who risked her life to save them and was reincarnated as a mortal on a new planet. Unfortunately they were able to capture the second youngest, Ash, and subjected him to cruel experiments.
Don managed to save (redacted) and himself from the attack, miraculously not being hurt, and also landing on the same planet as where their sister, Katie, was reincarnated on, yet she can't remember and Don had to give (redacted) to a random family.
When all of the family was invited to the island, they forgot about each other as the federation wiped their memory of the siblings' life.
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Currently a WIP rewrite of "Can we be friends again"!!!
What if the clownpeirce prison Ep went a little... differently.
what if Zam unconsiously switches between his Lifesteal personality and his Unstable Universe one with zero control over when it will ever happen?
how will their relationship and interactions differ from how the story originally went, and what if they became friends again in the end?or
and unstable SMP au where Zam will switch between LS!Zam and UU!Zam when provoked in the clownpierce prison
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If Wemmbu had a no good terrible horrible month surrounded by stupid ppl
THIS IS NOT A SHIP- this is to be read as a platonic fanfic because Wemmbu has clearly stated to be uncomfortable with shipping and said not to :3
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Can we be friends again? (currently being rewritten) by Lahment (orphan_account), PyroKai
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Unstable SMP
21 Jan 2026
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What if the clownpeirce prison Ep went a little... differently.
what if Zam unconsiously switches between his Lifesteal personality and his Unstable Universe one with zero control over when it will ever happen?
how will their relationship and interactions differ from how the story originally went, and what if they became friends again in the end?or
and unstable SMP au where Zam will switch between LS!Zam and UU!Zam when provoked in the clownpierce prison
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If Wemmbu had a no good terrible horrible month surrounded by stupid ppl
THIS IS NOT A SHIP- this is to be read as a platonic fanfic because Wemmbu has clearly stated to be uncomfortable with shipping and said not to :3
Currently under rewritting because we thought this was trash lmao
The first rewritten chapter is done :) its chapter 11 if you wanna start reading the non cringey chapters before the cringey ones.
any fan related stuff can be sent to @_Lahment_ on TT!
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- Part 1 of cant we all just forgive one another?
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cant we all just forgive one another? by Lahment (orphan_account), orphan_account, PyroKai
Fandom Unstable SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
21 Jan 2026
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Oh, Dear Brother... by Cyrus_Jelly
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Jun 2026
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King MinuteTech did not expected to care five misunderstood, sick, and depressed children at this age.
But he certainly isn't complaining.
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- Part 1 of Lost and Found
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Wemmbu, Ash, and Zam end up in Lettuce's prison together. They summon Flame.
Also Wemmbu gets bullied a little bit in the beginning 🥀🥀
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- Part 5 of rainnbu's uu fics
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What if Flame had killed Wemmbu in the dome?
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09 Dec 2025
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Pure Vanilla is a shepherd, in a small village where nothing happens—just like he likes it. His friends tease him about being scared of fake monsters and creepy stories, but he is especially terrified of the fabled vampires, who live in big scary castles and drink human blood.
So, what would happen if he were to awaken in a vampire castle, a woman with hair white as a cloud staring him down?
Or; Vampire White Lily AU
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Take Me to War(Honey I dare you) by Lezbean Kitties (Copihue)
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
29 Nov 2025
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When the Salt of Solidarity didn’t hear from the other Virtues for months, he knew something was amiss. It was hard to accept this, but he did eventually. He led multiple Campaigns into all of their domains, and the landscape had become more harsh and dangerous. After they miss their bimonthly meet ups twice, he has no choice but to ask the Faerie King for help. With Dark Enchantress Cookie making moves on the other Virtue's territories, and gathering hordes of monsters to help with her plans, things become more and more urgent with each passing month.
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Basically the ElderSalt brainrot got to me and I got TOO FUCKING TIRED OF THE GODDAMN ANGST(cmon guys we need more longfics! you can do it!!)
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ElderSalt friendship->romance with Kala Namak knights and CURSED VIRTUES YAY also burningcacao cause I decided to experiment a bit with relationships(the perks of being a multishipper lolz) and WAR and BLOOD and ANGST and FTM Silent Salt cause I can never get enough of that shit tbfh