Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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In Sydney, a woman haggles her way on to flight Oceanic 815, disappearing into the jungle shortly after the plane crashes. That night, Benjamin Linus wakes up shaken by an alarmingly vivid nightmare.
Armed with knowledge she shouldn’t have, the woman demands to speak with the leader of the Others. As Ben begins to confront the man he has become, he must determine this stranger’s true intentions—just as she fights to earn his trust.
**Updated with some new content and chapter notes**
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03 Jul 2026
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“You alright,” Nancy checks in as she finishes tying off her makeshift wrap, tucking the tail into the waistband of his sweatpants. Her fingers linger on his waistband and she looks up at him. He looks wrecked and obscene, covered in dirt and blood with sweat making his whole torso glisten. Steve’s brown eyes have blackened as he takes her in, chest heaving from adrenaline or being turned on she isn’t sure and she doesn’t care. He reaches down, cupping her face and pulls her up to stand with him. Steve’s lips meet her in both appreciation for patching him up and heightened emotions at how dire their battle with the bats just was.
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A shamelessly spicy version of the Lover’s Lake sequence if Nancy and Steve had stayed in love the whole series
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- Part 5 of Stancy Fics
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01 Jul 2026
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look at the way we gotta hide what we’re doin’ (‘cause what would they say if they ever knew?) by stellarpoint (pettifogger)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 May 2023
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“Steve?”
“Shit,” Eddie mutters.
In the doorway to the bedroom, Steve scrubs at his eyes and runs a hand through his hair. If it’s possible, he looks even more tired and rumpled than Eddie. He’s wearing a pastel sweatshirt and old gym shorts and his hair is flat on the right and sticking out at odd angles on the left.
“Jesus, Henderson. I thought I heard your voice,” Steve grumbles. “What are you doing here?”
“What are you doing here?” Dustin fires back.
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- Part 4 of Steddie Outsider POVs
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01 Jul 2026
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under the weirwood by winterbuckyy
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), House of the Dragon (TV)
28 Dec 2025
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01 Jul 2026
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He’s standing across from Ilya in his kitchen. Their feet are almost touching, Ilya’s in black socks that Shane also has multiple pairs of, Shane’s in his favourite soft striped ones. The rain is getting louder outside, moving from a drizzle to a downpour. And Ilya is looking at him like he loves him.
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30 Jun 2026