SpoonDeficiency



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    “Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”

    Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….

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    After realizing his long term slutty situationship will never love him back, Shane (with encouragement from friends) decides to start sleeping with other people...like... a lot. And Ilya Rozanov notices.

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    Shane ends things with Ilya, embarks on his slut era while Ilya crashes out and makes it everyones problem (and also Reddit's)

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    20 Jun 2026

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    "Are you Russian?" Shane turned and said, a little too loud.

    Ilya laughed and lowered his head to the bed. That was a very cute laugh. "What gave me away?" He straightened up and looked at Shane.

    "The accent. I'm sorry, um... It's hot, actually." Fuck, why would he say that?

    "Is okay. Are you gay?" Ilya crossed his arms and looked at Shane with a smirk that went straight to his dick.

    "Uh... I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to ask me that." Shane turned red in an instant. "I didn't mean anything when I said it's hot. I'm sorry." He was messing this up so badly he should just pack and go back home.

    "Stop apologizing. I know I'm hot, yes." Ilya finished making the bed and got closer to Shane, leaning on his desk. "You are hot too. We can tell each other that, since we are both straight." He lowered his head back and winked. Fucking winked. What an asshole.

    "I'm... I'm not—"

    "So, gay?"

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    Freshman year was supposed to be simple: get out of Ottawa, get drunk, get laid. Then Shane met his hot Russian neighbor, who very helpfully announced that he was straight.

    Shane believed him right up until he walked in on Ilya with another man's mouth on his dick.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Eight weeks after the tuna melt incident, Shane discovers that stepping away from Ilya Rozanov might not be as straightforward as he thought. After all, it would be hard to forget the man who knocked him up.

    Shane probably doesn’t want a kid, but he's finding it impossible to be honest with himself about much of anything.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    What if the video never leaked and their relationship was still a secret when Shane joined the Ottawa Centaurs? The team wait in anticipation for Rozanov's reaction to his career-long rival joining their team... but wait a minute, they're jumping into each other's arms, giggling like a couple of schoolgirls?

     

    Aka 5 times Ilya and Shane’s 'friendship' seems really gay and the 1 time everyone realises it’s been actually gay the whole time.

     

    Cue the Ottawa Centaurs being absolutely clueless, the Montreal Metros mourning the loss of their best player, and the Centaur WAG's (+Harris) being absolutely done with their ignorant partners.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    When Shane hears his teammates make homophobic comments about Scott Hunter, he starts to think that maybe Montreal isn't the place for him.

    Or, Shane joins the Centaurs when Ilya does.

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    04 Jul 2026

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