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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    Harry can't say he was exactly thrilled about being thrust into a new world and leaving everything behind, but slowly, sometimes quite so, he carves out his place and makes a new life for himself. That said life somehow includes his long-lost godfather, a team of superheroes, a Norse god for a best friend, and a magical shop that caters to Muggles was not what he was expecting. That he ends up falling in love and getting a new family out of it was even less expected.

    He thinks it all might end up being worth it.

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    He didn't want to be Harry Potter anymore.

    There was nothing left for him in the wizarding world so he was starting over.

    Harry Peverell, a 17-year-old muggle with too much time on his hands, moves to the only place where he might still have family.

    Forks, Washington, seems like the perfect place to start over and carve out a new place for himself but he's not the only immortal teenager in town and ignoring the problem doesn't seem to be making it go away.

    He didn't need to get involved with every supernatural mystery, and really, was it any of his business if his new cousin's eyes glowed amber sometimes? It certainly wasn't any of his business that a coven of vampires were pretending to be teenagers at his school.

    Harry is determined to ignore what's happening and instead focus on his hatred of Charles Dickens, Chemistry homework and Mike Newton.

    But the supernatural element of his new high school can't seem to leave him alone and Harry has always been really bad at staying out of things.

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    A series which started out as a fun Time-travel, alternate universe fix-it and has since evolved. The first two entries can be read in any order as stand-alone fics. However, I wrote Force Distortion first and reading How to Take Empire first takes away from the air of mystery in Force Distortion, though doing so does add a fair amount of dramatic irony.

    1) Force Distortion: A fun time-travel story featuring an Ahsoka Tano and Anakin Skywalker from an alternate timeline who assist "Canon" Ahsoka Tano and Anakin Skywalker avoid the terrible tragedy of Vader being born, RotS, and OT.

    2) How to Take An Empire: The story of the Ahsoka Tano and Anakin Skywalker from the alternate timeline and how they... well, how they took the Empire.

    3) It'll Be Like I Never Left: How the Anakin Skywalker from How to Take An Empire finds his true redemption.

     

    More to come!

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    22 Mar 2026

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