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    He’s about to unlock the door when his phone buzzes, no doubt with an apology or an explanation. Someone screams outside of the bathroom. There’s a loud noise. More screams. What the-

    His phone buzzes again.

    Jane: don’t come out

    Jane: hide

    Jane: guns

    Jane: idk what’s happening

    Jane: call the cops

    Or

    Shane, Ilya, Scott Hunter and a bunch of MHL players find themselves in a hostage situation in the middle of the Las Vegas award ceremony. (Mid-situationship, the year pre-tuna melt).

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    27 Jun 2026

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    it’s the terror of knowing what this world is about by PrincessAmericaChavez - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

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    unrelated heated rivalry crack fics based in social media and/or texting! <3 each fic stands alone

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    21 Jun 2026

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    ronbin's HR social media/texting fics by ronbin - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷 (28.6.26 | 3)

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    18 Jun 2026

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    felt cute, might delete by bestbeforeapril - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷 (17.6.26 | 2)

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Deleted Messages can get you in trouble by Riekawrites - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷 (28.6.26 | 3)

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    Ilya just wanted to show off how many photos he took of the puppies. He didn’t notice the photos in the top left hand corner of his screenshot that were never supposed to see the light of day.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Leak by AC91 - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

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    Three times Ilya can't resist marking what's his, and one time Shane decides to return the favor.

    Or: Shane and Ilya's first season together on the Centaurs. Includes teasing teammates, introspection, therapy, personal growth, lots of sex and an attempt to bring home the Stanley Cup.

    (Also: A story about learning how to accept your true self and all the joy that can come from that.)

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    15 Jun 2026

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    The Hickey by dntat - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

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    14 Jun 2026

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    The Entire History of Montreal Jane by Anonymous - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷 (13.6.26 | 2)

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    The sound Shane makes now is not a whine or a whimper. It’s the sound of an omega. It’s the sound of an omega in distress.

    “Did he just—” someone says from behind him.

    “Shit, Marleau, did you just bitch Shane Hollander?”

    --OR--

    Shane gets hit hard enough to trigger a traumatic omegatisation, which sends an entire stadium of alphas into frenzy. Ilya needs to get him off the ice, away from the danger, and onto his knot.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Putting the Heat in Heated Rivalry by Mumble_Bee - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

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    A sex tape of Ilya with a girl leaks. Shane reacts normally.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    all my perversions by probablylily - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷 (13.6.26 | 2)

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    black dog by delagauchetiere - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

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    Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.

    He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...

    The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.

    He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.

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    Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Select All by Regolith (metonym) - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

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    soulmates verse where people are compelled to collect items for their soulmate that they might need/want/use.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    you and i might just be the best thing by blongblong - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷 (13.6.26 | 2)

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    Shane and Ilya have a very relaxed approach to planning their wedding. Everyone around them, not so much.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    hollanov wedding "planning" by nomsy - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷 (13.6.26 | 3)

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    Shane Hollander has always known the risk wasn’t going to be zero.

    Sneaking into a rival team’s hotel late at night to meet Ilya Rozanov comes with a margin of error.

    Unfortunately, statistics say that if you do something long enough, eventually the math catches up with you.

    He just didn’t see this one particular risk coming.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    A Study in the Statistical Likelihood of Disaster by theslowyearn - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

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    "You ARE a pervert."

    "Yes, but I am Shane's pervert. Is different."

    "That's not the defense you think it is."

    "And when we—" Ilya stopped himself, grinned. "Is probably too much information, yes?"

    "WAY too much information."

    Ilya delivers a TED Talk titled "Shane Hollander 101" and Hayden is the unwilling audience.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    (ass)inine confessions by badmetaphors - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

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    Ilya knows firsthand that the world isn’t comfortable. It’s loud, bright, demanding, a harsh place in direct opposition to everything he’s recently learned about autism.

    Is it so wrong that he wants Shane to feel safe here? To carve out a space where, even if only for a few hours, he doesn’t have to grin and bear anything? He can just be?

    Or: Ilya Rozanov has a lot of good ideas. Telling his fuck buddy that he should consider getting an autism diagnosis isn’t one of them.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    he turns off the big light by gurlsrool - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

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    The problem is that Shane’s not just a sweet, occasionally funny, soon to be famous millionaire. He’s also fucking hot. He’s got these warm brown eyes, perfect skin, and abs. Actual, literal abs.

    But when Jessica licked them last week, he didn’t even get hard. He said he was too stressed about the scouts coming to his next game. Her entire Centaurs loving family would be disappointed in her, but she’s really starting to hate hockey.

    Or: 5 times someone wanted Shane (and later found out why they couldn't have him), +1 time Shane wanted someone back

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    13 Jun 2026

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    if it's my chance I'm gonna take it by gurlsrool - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

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    12 Jun 2026

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    ilya rozanov: earning his #1 papa mug by itspeterlosingwendy - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷 (13.6.26 | 6)

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    Shane makes a list: reasons to Come Out on one side and to Stay Safe on the other. It's definitely not meant to accidentally star in the background of his mom's Instagram post for fans to find.

    But now that the world knows, maybe Shane can finally let himself have everything he's wanted.

    If only Ilya didn't go out and get engaged the next day. Which is fine! Rozanov was settling down? Shane could settle down, too. He would find himself a nice man.

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    21 May 2026

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    Nice Men in Montreal by canadawettt - ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

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