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    MAKETH THE GOOD MAN. by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    11 Nov 2024

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    “You're American?” The young man turns to him. Despite the faint ringing in his ears, Bruce hears the man's tone of slight displeasure, and suspicion, at the fact.

    Wiping his cheek with the back of his hand and grimacing at the sting and blood that comes away, Bruce sighs, “And you're English. What an awful pair we make.”

    It was the right amount of wit and humorous self deprecation, since the stranger grins in response, “Pleasure to meet you. I wish it was under better circumstances.”

    Military, Bruce assumes, shaking the hand firmly, “Thomas Malone.” he introduces himself with a polite nod.

    “Alfred Pennyworth,” the young man replies, eyes narrowing when Bruce startles and squeezes his hand a little too tight. Holy shit.

    (Bruce gets sent fifty years into the past and meets a familiar stranger.)

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    No Speak, Only Batman by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

    08 Jun 2022

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    Batman doesn't use words, those prehistoric, plebian things. Instead, he stares deeply into your eyes, waits for you to absorb his meaning, and leaves. Either that or he fights it out like a normal person.

     

    Or, in which Batman's unique communication style is spectacularly unhelpful.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Chivalry is Dead and so is Jason Todd by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

    16 May 2021

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    "Jason," Clark said sternly. "You can't steal people's food and call it an offering to the dead because you aren't dead."

    "Fuck you, I'm a poltergeist."

    Or, in which a very much alive Jason takes it upon himself to haunt the League.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    The Waynes, Damsels in Distress by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

    05 Dec 2020

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life.

    Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Special Agent Artemis West by

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Artemis Crock joins the BAU. Can she keep her vigilante upbringing secret from her preceptive teammates?

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    06 Jul 2026