bisexualoftheblade
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have a piece of american dream (open up and swallow on your knees) by bisexualoftheblade for beagoldfish
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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Sometimes, when he’s on the ice being chirped by bratty, mouthy Ilya Rozanov, it’s too easy to imagine the younger man with his knees pressed against plush carpet and his face framed by Scott’s thighs.
Or: Scott Hunter could have any man he wants, but for some reason, all he can think about is teaching Rozanov how to finally shut up.
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[Podfic] A Cat Named Eddie by bisexualoftheblade_podfics (bisexualoftheblade) for writer_in_theory
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 May 2026
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PODFIC of writer_in_theory's fic A Cat Named Eddie
When Eddie starts hearing Steve talk about things he'd never done with him, he wonders what Steve is doing.
Or, Steve adopts a stray cat and names it Eddie and misunderstandings occur.
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[Podfic] The Value of This Moment (Lives in Metaphor) by bisexualoftheblade_podfics (bisexualoftheblade) for Fandoms_are_my_lifestyle
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Dec 2023
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PODFIC of Fandoms_are_my_lifestyle's The Value of This Moment (Lives in Metaphor)
“Come home with me,” Eddie says to Buck as they’re changing in the locker room afterward. “Come home with me, we’ll see Chris, you can sleep at mine.”
And Buck hears you’re safe now, hears it’s alright, hears I’m here for you, and he thinks of Mary-Elle struggling to push the word “husband” past her lips, thinks of the woman on the ground smiling through the pain as she thinks of the man she loves.
He looks at Eddie, and thinks of Mary-Elle, and says,
Okay.
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sinners and saints (i did something bad) by bisexualoftheblade for antiv3nomarts
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
06 Nov 2023
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Ketterdam is a world of saints and sinners. A world where you either believe, or you become just another demon that walks the streets.
A saint, a sinner, and a believer. An unholy trio, that, at its heart, is just three young kids trying to build something holy in the midst of the death and violence that surrounds them.
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not friends (no we're somewhere in between) by bisexualoftheblade
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four
05 Nov 2023
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When Peter Parker finally moved out of his shared apartment with Johnny Storm, everyone told him that it was a good thing he was finally growing up. Johnny had told Peter how proud he was of him, and how excited he was that he had gotten accepted to Columbia. And Peter had been happy, too— he still had his best friend, he has a new mentee as Spiderman, and he is in the grad school of his dreams.
MJ tells him every day since that moving out was the stupidest thing he had ever done, and that included breaking up with her back in high school.
But it’s fine, everything is fine! Peter can do this. It’s not like he’s in love with Johnny or anything, he’s just… horny. That’s all. He’s horny, every mid-twenties guy is at least a little bit horny for their best friend, right?
Recent series
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hello, alice, are you there? (i'm sinking further down the rabbit hole) by bisexualoftheblade
Fandom Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
02 May 2021
- Words:
- 2,840
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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The Magnus Archives is a Romantic Sitcom by bisexualoftheblade, DesertLily
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Nov 2021
- Words:
- 8,295
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Therapy for the Strange, Unusual, and Repressed by bisexualoftheblade
Fandom Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, The Bright Sessions (Podcast)
22 Mar 2021
- Words:
- 560
- Works:
- 1
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Smudged Glasses Are The Worst by percyisasmartass
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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Shane just won't ever keep his glasses on when Ilya wants to initiate sexy time.
Until he does, and Ilya loses his mind about it.
Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
05 Jul 2026
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“You want designated curse fuck buddies pact?” Ilya had asked, clearly confused. “With me?”
“It makes sense.” Shane insisted. “We’re already fucking, we know it doesn’t mean anything-”
Ignoring the uncomfortable feeling in his chest that always kicked in when he was reminded of that, Shane continues.
“-and we’re not going to hurt each other. Some of those curses and sex pollen can make a person pretty violent. We’re hockey players. We can take it.” Shane concludes firmly.
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- Part 11 of Retro Writing - May 2026 Challenge
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- English
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- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
05 Jul 2026
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Shane opened an incognito tab on Safari.
The cursor blinked at him as he thought of how to look something like this up. He can’t just type, ‘I want my husband to force me to drink so he can fuck me while I’m passed out’, because that might put him on a list. So instead, he hesitantly typed ‘I want my husband to fuck me while I’m drunk’, and waited with wide eyes as the search results popped up before him.
The first few links were kink websites, talking about consensual non consensual, but still not exactly what he was looking for. He scrolled, his thumb warm on the LED screen until he saw a Reddit post detailing his exact fantasy.
The subreddit was r/BDSMcommunity and the post is what intrigued him.
user29499594:
‘I want my boyfriend to fuck me while I'm blackout drunk. Is that weird?’
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Shane wants Ilya to be a handsome, coercive stranger who cant take no for an answer. (with lots of forced intoxication)
Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
05 Jul 2026
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wet by nightrose
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jul 2026
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Ilya plays with Shane's mouth.
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Part of the To Give and Hazard All series, but can stand alone.
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- Part 12 of To Give and Hazard All
Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
03 Jul 2026
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Shane’s eyes drop down, landing on Ilya’s mouth—except all that does is bombard him with fifty different images of what Ilya’s lips would look like with saliva dripping down his chin, cheeks rosy-red, gazing up at Shane with hazy, galaxy eyes as he lies naked and ruined in their sheets.
And then, because Shane never learned how to control his lovesick mind when it comes to Ilya, that thought is immediately accompanied by the image of Ilya all fucked-out, his blushing face panting with the exertion of keeping his thighs spread, of being taken apart. He thinks about Ilya moaning and whimpering, hole fluttering helplessly as Shane teases it with his tongue, his fingers, his cock, thinks about Ilya begging for him, to let him cum—
“Shane?”
—and suddenly Shane’s hungry in a completely different way.
(It’s 8:02 in the morning when Shane watches Ilya sleep—dead to the world, curls a mess, with drool dripping down pink lips and onto their silk pillows—and thinks, I want to fuck my boyfriend.)
Bookmarked by bisexualoftheblade
03 Jul 2026