foerchen
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How to Care for Your New Human (a Guide by Aliens) by foerchen
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
23 Jun 2026
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Emergency Distress Call #91: This is Timothy Jackson Drake, Chief Engineer. It’s been twenty-five days since last contact. Twenty-two since Captain Greenway died, leaving me the last person alive. Ground Control, if you hear this… please rescue me. Please. Drake, out.
Emergency Distress Call #389: Still alive. Hi. I’ve been hearing weird things again, though. It’s not the hull. I don’t think the noises are coming from RedBird…
Emergency Distress Call #397: The sound keeps getting louder. What is this?
OR: Astronaut Tim gets stranded in space and is subsequently kidnapped (read: rescued) by Alien Batfamily. Bruce's adoption instincts start ringing immediately.
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- Part 14 of Effie's DC fics
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Groaning, Jason rubbed his eyes and cracked one open. As soon as he did, his pulse quickened. Something was off. This wasn’t his room. His walls weren’t painted navy blue, and he definitely didn’t have movie posters scattered across them. His initial panic settled into a strange confusion as he looked around more carefully. Why the hell was he in Dick’s room?
OR: After an encounter with an unknown sorcerer, the boys wake up body swapped the next morning. Of course, they decide to fuck with Bruce.
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- Part 9 of The Robin Chronicles
- Part 9 of Effie's DC fics
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"Looks like we’ve caught ourselves a lil' birdie, boys."
Dick let out a sob and rasped, "No, please. Stop..."
The goons only laughed cruelly. But before they could go any further, a gunshot was heard.
"The fuck do you rats think yer doin'!" came a voice booming from the alleyway entrance.
Two-Face. Shit.
OR: 4 times the one of the rogues helped a Robin + 1 time they helped them back
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- Part 13 of The Robin Chronicles
- Part 13 of Effie's DC fics
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“Where are you going, Tim?”
Freezing, Tim blue-screened. What was he supposed to say? Luckily for him, Bruce broke the small silence himself.
“Sorry, Tim. My bad. When one of the boys is sick, I usually take the other with me to the office. You couldn’t have known this,” the man gently explained.
Tim’s eyebrows rose. Which parent willingly took their children to work?
OR: Bruce takes Tim to the office as part of a family tradition
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- Part 4 of The Robin Chronicles
- Part 3 of Effie's DC fics
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Pulling his legs to his chest, Tim slammed his fist onto the keyboard angrily, stifling a sob as tears flooded his eyes. Why wasn’t this working? Why was nothing working today? Tim gasped for air as he hugged his legs, trying earnestly not to break down and cry. He wasn’t a kid, for fuck’s sake. He was a Drake at that. Drakes didn’t cry.
“Baby Bird?”
In his emotional turmoil, Tim had somehow not heard Jason ride into the Cave on his bike. Useless. Why couldn’t he do better? He was supposed to be Robin!
For a second, he tried to tell Jason to go away. To leave him alone just like everybody else had in his life. Instead of that, a loud sob escaped his treacherous mouth. Not even his mouth liked him…
OR: Tim needs a hug and Jason gives him one
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- Part 6 of The Robin Chronicles
- Part 5 of Effie's DC fics
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But, that wasn’t the reason why Tim stopped and was glued to his spot.
No.
Because what the fuck was Jason Todd-Wayne doing behind that counter and not being dead.
(Or; an amnesiac Jason Todd found himself working in a convenience store instead of being taken by the League of Assassins.)
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14 Dec 2025
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In a last ditch effort to heal his catatonia, Jason was submerged to the waters of Lazarus Pit but he was instead de-aged into an infant. Talia al Ghul saw more than a tragedy—she saw an opportunity. She claimed him as her own, she renamed him Jamil and plans to raise him in the shadows of the League of Assassins, with a fiercely protective Damian as his unexpected brother.
TLDR: The Lazarus Pit didn't heal Jason Todd—it turned him into an infant, and Talia al Ghul is hiding the miracle from her father.
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29 Nov 2025
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Things I almost remember (once upon a december) by tinyblueberry
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies)
09 Dec 2025
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AU where in the first year of the naval academy, Jake and Bradley get in car crash. Bradley gets amnesia and thinks he's still eighteen years old (before papers).
Jake is still unsure how the whole situation led to him being adopted by living Navy legends.
(or according to Bradley, that time when Jake stole his parents while he had amnesia.)
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13 Oct 2025
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After Alpha Willis Todd’s death, his Omega, Catherine, and their pup, Jason, were left unclaimed, becoming property of the Rehabilitation Center for Unclaimed Property (RCUP). Slated for sale as slaves, their future seemed bleak. Bruce Wayne, a proper Alpha with three pups of his own and a sprawling estate, hadn’t planned on taking an Omega—but when a friend showed him their listing, their deep blue eyes stirred his protective instincts. Though he despises the system, Bruce’s need to protect them outweighed his morals, and he purchased them. Now, Catherine and Jason must adapt to life in a household ruled by an Alpha they barely know.
Or:
The Omega Catherine Todd Fanfic nobody asked for.
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28 Sep 2025
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Waking up in your 10 year old body is… jarring to say the least.
Presented with an opportunity he can’t waste, Tim fixes everything, but at a cost no one remembers. They’ve forgotten it all.
They’ve forgotten him.
He convinces himself it's better this way...because it is.
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Damian doesn't have the patience for high society, but if he has to conform, he might as well learn from the best.
A continuation of Brothers Fight (Read Part 1 for context)
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- Part 2 of Better Off
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24 Sep 2025