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    Arthur and Merlin are going to get their damn farm if it's the last thing I do.

    Series and fic titles all inspired by The Lion's Roar by Frist Aid Kit.

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    Zombie!Apocalypse AU~

    “Is it very bad?” Hannibal’s voice had raised just a slight octave. “And it was the dog, yes? The dog bit you, not the thing?”

    “What? Yes. It tried. Hannibal, wha-”

    “Be quiet. Please. I will be there momentarily.”

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Will had spent the past few years of his life in isolation, live alone, work alone, hunt alone. That all changes when a chance encounter drives him into the path of someone who not only understands his hunger but is more than willing to feed it.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “You’re not going to try to discourage me, Will?”

    Another glance, a pursing of lips. “... No. I can see the determination in your face. You know what you want and you have the means to obtain it. Most clients think they know what they want- until they hear how long it will take and how much that work will cost. We’ll work out some numbers, of course, and draft a contract. If you’re willing to be patient with the piece then I’m willing to give it my best go.”

    A small, pleased smile spread across the psychiatrist’s face. “I think this is the start of a beautiful partnership, Will. I look forward to working with you.”
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    Or the one where Hannibal has found a lost treasure and Will has given up on police work and has turned his talents to restoring oil paintings.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Will stares at the bird. The bird stares back. In its beak, a very finely embroidered cloth, and in that, the tiniest of soft fists pushing forward from a folded corner.

    “Don’t you dare,” Will says, crouching, hand that is not currently cradling an overly large pour of whiskey pointed at the bird to ward it off.

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    After Hannibal is arrested and the trial dates are set, the stork visits Will Graham. With it, it brings a baby, a legally binding birth certificate, and a hope chest full of gifts for her. Nobody except Will thinks this is weird.

    (Alternatively, what if the Scarlet Letter was a dark romantic comedy?)

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Post-fall, on-the-run saga of Will and Hannibal saving each other from the brink of death, reconciling old wounds, becoming more intimate, and doing whatever it takes to stay together and free.

     

    (Plus some laughs along the way.)

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    15 Jun 2026