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King Candy had worked too hard and too long to let himself be killed by a mindless bug’s mindless programming. Turbo will not die this day.
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- Part 2 of Long May His Reign Be
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Sour Bill always knew there was something not quite right with his king.
it’s baby’s first fanfic! following sour bill and king candy over the fifteen years that passed from sugar rush being plugged in to the events of the movie. conspiracy, romance, and one (1) murder.
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- Part 1 of Long May His Reign Be
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King Candy lives after the events of the film and life gets far worse for every other character in the story. (we ignore the sequel in this household o7)
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Voldemort, unexpectedly short on money and growing tired of both Wormtail's existence and Nagini's incessant pleas to eat the wizard, has a most brilliant idea: crowdfunding, and the first reward tier is a livestreamed broadcast of Nagini getting her wish. It is a massive success - and the people demand more.
Said 'people' just so happens to include one Boy-Who-Lived.
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- Part 1 of Dark Livestream Extended Universe
- Part 10 of October, 2021
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Bookmarked by itssmoldugg
05 Jul 2026
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god i just love it when a crackfic just grows wings and evolves into something truly spectacular . none of it it doesn’t make sense yes it’s hilarious
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The flies gather. A feast has been left for them at the gates. Old pines slake their thirst on the offering made amongst them. A magpie roused from its slumber eyes something shiny far below its perch, but it looks too large to be pilfered.
It is a minute past midnight on the summer solstice, June 21st, 1997. These are the stories of three who stayed awake when the sun turned.
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- Part 3 of The Dreamweaver
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Bookmarked by itssmoldugg
05 Jul 2026
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my god was this a good read. imagine my surprise when i finish the first hundred thousand words and there’s more???? just incredible work here. man oh man
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Perhaps more than Parseltongue runs through Tom's veins.
The Gaunts have always carried a hunger in their blood. Not just for power—but for each other.
As Tom’s wrist works beneath the covers, he thinks about their legacy, and the way it had dripped from Harry’s tongue.
He feels no shame for his urges. Tradition is sacred, after all.
And Tom has always wanted a family.
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A Rather Useless Inheritance by Blood_Stained_Fingers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Nov 2023
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Being a Parselmouth came with the inherent predisposition to understand snake behaviours and imitate them. It was relieving Harry wasn’t going to kill anyone with venom, nor petrify them with his gaze. But also, somewhat frustrating as it was all completely useless. None of the skills that came with being a Parselmouth would help Harry survive Voldemort.
It might, in fact, have the opposite effect. For all Riddle's fury that Harry was the cause of his elder self’s defeat, he was fascinated by the fact Harry was also a Parselmouth. He had grabbed Harry’s face, turning him side to side looking bemusedly enraptured by Harry’s threat display. “At your age, I was imitating much more vicious snakes than this, Harry.”
That may have been all well and good, but Harry didn’t feel very vicious. He felt very threatened and in over his head.
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Bookmarked by itssmoldugg
30 Jun 2026
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this is thee voldemort/harry fic omg. unrepentantly evil and not batshit crazy and sososososo smart and that’s not even the best part. sooooooo much snakeiness in such a unique and creative way and ughhhh it’s so good. absolutely scrumptious
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Stan asked, “What would you say if I told you I got abducted by aliens last night? With Craig, Tweek and Cartman?”
Kyle raised his eyebrows. “I’d say that your wet dreams are getting weirdly specific and you should stop telling me about them.”
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Bookmarked by itssmoldugg
28 Jun 2026
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idk what it is with south park fic writers and making some of the most beautiful and also homosexual poetry known to man but i’m enjoying all of it