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Summoning a hero from another dimension makes perfect sense to the desperate and stupid.
Unfortunately, they're not the only ones to reap the consequences.
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- Part 1 of Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes
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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jun 2025
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All Din wanted to do was find the Child a sorcerer teacher, pick up a job or two, and follow his Creed.
Three out of three is good, right? Right?
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- Part 1 of The Way of Conquest
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Dr. Seuss Never Wrote This Sh*t by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Comics)
23 Jun 2025
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On Friday, Clint comes back to the tower from an op in Cairo.
He eats two tuna sandwiches. After that, he takes a shower.
Then, since he doesn’t have anything better to do, he finally decides to do something about the strange dick in his pants.
Okay, yeah. That sounds bad.
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Home Improvement Appendix: How They Met by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Jun 2025
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“Speaking of American heroes—“ Phil begins.
“I wasn’t,” Marcus says rudely.
Phil ignores him. “It was an honor to be wing man to a real, undeniable American icon,” he says, taking shrimp from the freezer to thaw. “I have his trading card from 1952, when his image was being used by Fairchild against Joe McCarthy’s campaign. A little foxing on the edges, but otherwise in good condition. Current valuation—“
The inchoate sound of rage that Marcus makes is satisfying in the way a good bowel movement is: viciously physical, and spiritually rejuvenating.
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- Part 2 of Home Improvement
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The Logistics of the Way by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
29 Nov 2024
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Side stories, perspectives, and the bits and bobs I wrote for the Way of Conquest that didn't make it into the story. Because plot.
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- Part 2 of The Way of Conquest
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Stories where actions have consequences.
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Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by pagination
Fandom Final Fantasy VII, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Nov 2024
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Crossovers where the problems of one reality are dealt with handily by the simple application of common sense--or the OP protagonists of another.
I mean, if it's all bullshit anyway, why not use the bullshit with the bigger gun?
These are all one-shots.
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- 158
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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
26 Jun 2025
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- 2
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Words are Hard by pagination
Fandom Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Spider-Man (Ultimateverse), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
20 Feb 2018
- Words:
- 35,898
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- 3
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- 226
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Home Improvement by pagination
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
22 Jun 2025
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i told you when i came i was a stranger by Caramelized
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Nov 2021
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A modern OC arrives in Yiling before the start of the Sunshot Campaign. She has no friends, no money, and no cultivation. She knows what's coming, but what could she possibly do about it?
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“Well…” I looked down at my fingernails and tried not to squirm. “If there were a way to separate Wei Wuxian from Madam Yu without ruining his relationship with his siblings, I’d encourage it. Like, as an example, marriage.”Xichen blinked. “To you?”
“No. Absolutely not. What even—?” The thought was so abhorrent I couldn’t hold it in my head. My brain spat it right back out. “To your brother.”
Xichen blinked. Again. “To Wangji?”
“Obviously?”
“This is a concern of yours?”
“I realize it’s not my business at all,” I admitted. “But you asked.”
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- 50,889
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- 27/27
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04 Jul 2026
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The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Barbley Quinn by iamawilderness
Fandoms: Harley Quinn (Comics), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), Poison Ivy (Comics), Barbie (Movie 2023), Batman - All Media Types, Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Batman: The Animated Series
17 Nov 2023
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“I’m sorry…” Ivy begins. “I thought I just heard you say your name is Barbie, which can’t possibly be right, because that would be dumb as shit.”
“Now who’s being mean?” Barbie says, crossing her arms petulantly.
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Barbie is Harley; Harley is Barbie. Poison Ivy has a bone to pick with both of them. (Look, this is Margot Robbie’s fault for being a ridiculously compelling actor; I don’t make the rules.*)
*Except a whole bunch of metafictional rules I am making up for this fic as I go along
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Three Nights in Qinghe by Daegaer for marquisguyun
Fandoms: 成化十四年 | The Sleuth of the Ming Dynasty (TV), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Jun 2024
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On his way to take up the governorship in Hetao, Wang Zhi breaks his travel at the home of a minor country nobleman. He is slightly exasperated to find he can't escape being his host's guest at a local festival.
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Spider and Bat Friends by emmacortana, tinkerslut
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Oxenfree (Video Games), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man (Ultimateverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Defenders (Marvel TV)
05 Dec 2023
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Peter fades away into dust and comes back in a world where clown-villains exist and bat-themed vigilantes run loose in the city.
He just wants to go home, man.
A collection of mostly-independent stories set in the DC universe, with the addition of one Peter Parker (and occasionally some company).
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- 171,328
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- 12
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"I'm dying, Severus... The pain, oh, the pain... make it stop..."
"I will do my best, my Lord."Or: Harriet has her period and Voldemort feels everything.