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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Scott lifted his eyes to take the order, and made the mistake of looking at the kid's face.

    And—stopped.

    It was a stupid, total, machine-grinding-to-a-halt kind of stop, the milk pitcher hanging dumb in his hand. Because the kid was, objectively, a problem. Dark curls shoved back off his forehead like he'd done it with wet hands and given up, one already escaping to flop down again. Brown eyes that were currently very wide and aimed, with devastating sincerity, at Scott. Built—under the too-small hoodie—like something off a Soviet gymnastics poster, all that muscle packed onto five-foot-eight of pure disaster, which somehow read boyish instead of intimidating, like a golden retriever that had been to the gym and felt strongly about it. He smelled, faintly, of cedar and black pepper.

    He was, in short, exactly Scott's type, head to toe, and Scott resented every inch of it instantly and on principle.

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    The one where Scott quit hockey to become a barista god and Kip is an awkward but charming rugby player who started frequenting Scott's coffee shop.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    What if Shane Hollander got on his knees in a dirty club bathroom in LA, and got more than an orgasm out of it? What if he also made a friend who helped him stand up for himself?
    What if Ilya Rozanov had his very own pet dinosaur?
    What if Scott and Kip met differently?
    What if the queer NHL hockey players found each other sooner, and had each other's backs?
    What if they didn't have to navigate self-discovery, queer love, and homophobia on their own, and what if they all got to come out on their own terms?
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    A funny, sweet, and (briefly!) angsty story about unexpected connections and the power of queer friendship. Told through characters' POVs and text history.

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    02 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    The first text arrives on a warm night, late. He sees the banner notification drop down with Kip’s name. The message preview hovers long enough for him to read it.

    It’s been six months since he made Kip walk out.

    Or: The long, winding road back.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “Hey man, did the LASIK already fade? Thought it was supposed to last longer—my sister was thinking about it, and I told her how well it went for you and Jonesy.”

    Hunter looks up from the table, confused, “Huh? No, my eyes are great. Still recommend it.”

    “Oh, I saw the contact lens solution, and I thought…” Carter trails off. He suddenly realizes he’s prying, something he hates doing in general but learned long ago not to do with Hunter specifically. Hunter opens his mouth and then shuts it. His whole face looks like a rabbit caught in crosshairs.

    “I, that was,” he stammers, pauses for a beat. “My cousin visited. Thanksgiving. She forgot hers, and I bought some for her.”

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    Carter Vaughn does not want to pry. But he does want to know what's going on.

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    01 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Scott watches the typing dots appear and reappear, and then:

    Kip: come find me

    And then the message fills with a link to location sharing, Kip’s small icon is a moving bubble in downtown Boston. The world narrows to the point on the screen

    -—-

    Scott Hunter texts his ex-boyfriend after losing the playoffs.

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    01 Jul 2026