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Who we are in the shadows by orphan_account for drarryruinedme7
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2019
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What happens when you’re forced to become the very thing you despise?
Ex-Auror Harry Potter, tossed out of the Ministry for something he had no control over, has been looking for a way back to his former life. When he comes across Draco Malfoy in the criminal underbelly of Wizarding London and in need of protection, Harry figures bringing him in to face the Ministry's justice is his ticket back to everything he's lost.
But nothing is exactly as it seems. Not even Harry himself. And as he gets drawn further and further into Malfoy's world of honour and deception he finds himself questioning everything he thought he knew—about his childhood nemesis, the Ministry job he misses so much, and most of all, about himself.
What happens when you’re forced to see that you were wrong?
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07 Jul 2026
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Harry is all set to go on the first holiday he’s ever planned, his honeymoon, to the beautiful French Caribbean of La Désirade. A stunning tiny island that is literally called The Desired, how perfect is that for newlyweds to enjoy romantic time together after their wedding?
The only problem is that the wedding never happened…Harry decides to go anyway. He’s already paid for it and right now escaping the country seems like a very good idea! Two weeks of beaches, swimming, cocktails, sunsets, boat trips, massages… Definitely sounds better than sorting out the mess that is his life after Ginny left him at the altar.
Except that when he gets there he has to try and explain to the receptionist that he knows he still has to pay for the Honeymoon suite but he’d really rather not sleep in it. Surely there is a spare standard room he could stay in instead?She is not very helpful at all so he asks to speak to the hotel manager.
The last person he expects to step out from the office and try to recover his holiday in paradise is Draco bloody Malfoy.- Language:
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07 Jul 2026
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When a wizard or witch turns 17, they become of age.
When a wizard or witch turns 18, though, they discover their soulmate.
On Harry's 18th birthday his world turns upside down.
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Or, the one where Draco and Harry are forced to overcome their differences and discover what it actually was that kept fire burning between them.
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05 Jul 2026
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September 1997. Hogwarts is under the regime of Voldemort and the Carrows. Finding himself alienated by both his friends and his supposed enemies, Draco puts quill to parchment, and writes letters. He addresses them to the only person he can think of, as Hogwarts rapidly falls into chaos and ruin: Harry Potter. He goes to great lengths to ensure the letters are never discovered, and he’s pretty certain he’s done a great job.
Until the day of his trial.
PodFic available!- Language:
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- 40,507
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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05 Jul 2026
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Eddie Munson doesn't mind working at the Family Video Store. It's a nice sense of normalcy (not to mention money) and he gets to see Robin more because of it. However, between working together and sharing the same best friend, he's also been seeing a lot more of Steve Harrington.
He wants nothing more than to enjoy mindless fun with his friends now that everything with Vecna is over, but Eddie's finding it hard to move on from what happened. Even if the strangest thing in his life right now was simply the fact he and Steve Harrington might actually be friends.
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24 Dec 2025
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"It's easier to lose than to win." - Wayne Gretzky
Shiro is at the peak of his NHL career. Unfortunately, being famous has its downsides, particularly when it comes to dating. And that’s on top of the fact that he’s still in the closet.
However, a chance meeting with college student Lance, who seems to be the only person in the entire city who doesn’t know who he is, gives him hope that maybe he won’t die alone after all. Just as long as he can keep his identity a secret.
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09 Dec 2025
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Suits Meme Fill: During a case it comes out that Mike has never had sex, which causes Harvey to develop a slight obsession.
EDIT June 2026: I do not know where all of you are coming from in TWENTY TWENTY SIX but thanks for the kudos
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06 Sep 2025
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29 Jul 2025
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Barty Crouch Jr., a sex worker and recreational pianist, has spent too long playing a background character in someone else's romantic comedy. So, after the dramatic end of his eight-year entanglement with Regulus, Barty meets Evan Rosier, a handsome and charming restaurant owner who sets off all his usual alarm bells. However, when Barty begins playing piano for the dinner crowd at Evan's restaurant, he starts to see Evan in a new light. As they become closer, learning to trust each other with the darkest parts of themselves, Barty starts to question what he's even protecting himself from anymore.
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- Part 2 of SUGAR HIGH - Extended Universe
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- English
- Words:
- 96,145
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
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04 Jun 2025
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I Can't Dare to Dream About You Anymore by IvyCore
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2022
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After an accident in Divination class, Remus finds himself escaping into dreams of a future he never imagined possible. While at first, he is able to write them off as no more than fiction, he quickly finds himself desperate for the night to fall, eager to return again. As his fantasies start to shift the dynamics of one of his closest friendships, he realizes that maybe these dreams aren't as harmless as he wants them to be.
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03 Jun 2025
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Draco is all atwitter when he wakes up on his birthday with a few unexpected feathers. Suspecting foul play, he enlists Harry to help him get rid of his unfortunate birden—er, burden.
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27 May 2025
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The Streets of Drylliad by catcryptid
Fandoms: The Ascendance Trilogy - Jennifer A. Nielsen
19 Jul 2020
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A series of interconnected short stories following the lives of King Jaron, Tobias Branch, Princess Amarinda, Queen Imogen and Captain Roden Harlowe. Set three years after the events of The Shadow Throne, this series will features a wide array of headcanons, original characters, and fan developed ideas.
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25 May 2025
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The Shape of Desire is Your Name by dracoismytrashson (JGogoboots)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Call Me By Your Name (2017)
15 Jun 2019
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In those days, I often felt like I wanted to burn the world or I wanted it to burn me, scorch me with it’s mysteries and mundanities until I was a blackened strip of a thing, rapturously spent and reshaped into something far more interesting than I’d ever been. I was waiting for something to happen to me, some indelible experience to come along and justify this dangerous searing feeling inside me, this dormant volcano that felt at turns exciting and oh so volatile. I was certain Harry Potter was that thing. The match to my tinder.
In the luscious beauty of Italian summer, Harry Potter comes to stay with the Malfoys for six weeks.
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- Chapters:
- 8/8
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18 May 2025
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The brewing of amortentia in Regulus' potions class, creates a chain reaction few people expected.
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- Words:
- 164,536
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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- 16
- Comments:
- 1,126
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16 May 2025
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Harry hadn't expected to spend his eighth year fucking Draco Malfoy, but it's the only thing that helps him let go.
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- 6,159
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16 May 2025
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Kinktober 2023 attempt. A mix of the romantic and kink prompts. I will update tags and warnings as we go. Specific tags and warning will be listed at the top of each chapter.
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16 May 2025
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All the Young Dudes - Sirius's Perspective by Rollercoasterwords
Fandoms: All the Young Dudes - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Apr 2022
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this is an ATYD fanfic first!!! and a harry potter fanfic only by necessity. this is literally just me rewriting each chapter of atyd but from Sirius's perspective bc i love this story so much and can't get enough of it. all credit for the original work goes to MsKingBean89 and if for some reason you've stumbled upon this without reading the original ATYD first, please go do that!!
Read the original here
8/24/23
PLEASE DON'T POST MY FICS ON GOODREADS/STORYGRAPHS/ETC.PLEASE DON'T REPOST MY WORKS ON ANY OTHER SITES.
PLEASE DON'T PRINT OR BIND MY WORKS USING THIRD PARTY SITES THAT MAKE A PROFIT - DO IT BY HAND OR NOT AT ALL. DO NOT SELL BOUND COPIES OF MY FICS.
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- Part 1 of ATYD - Another Perspective
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- 628,178
- Chapters:
- 188/188
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- 12
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- 14,302
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12 May 2025
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All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Feb 2014
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Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
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- 149,549
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- 16/16
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12 May 2025
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When Regulus Black woke up in 1991 after he was supposed to die twelve years prior, he realized two things. One, the locket he had worked so hard to steal had never been destroyed so the Dark Lord was still alive. And two, Harry Potter, James Potter's son, was in danger.
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Regulus goes to school with the Golden Trio.
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- Part 1 of the golden king
- Language:
- English
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- 715,253
- Chapters:
- 160/160
- Collections:
- 37
- Comments:
- 9,147
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12 May 2025
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Moony and Padfoot are both well-known online streamers that meet in an Among Us lobby organized by Lily. They instantly connect with their quick banter and similar interests, even with a whole ocean between them.
Remus is alright with crushing on Sirius from afar. Until fans start shipping them and give them the name Wolfstar. Utterly ridiculous, of course. But why does Remus’ heart make a leap every time he thinks about it? And why, after countless hours on Discord calls, does he get the feeling that Sirius might feel the same?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 69,910
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 776
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- 4,255
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12 May 2025