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    Ilya notices some habits of Shane's, and decides to push his limits.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “H’rder,” Shane whines into his mouth, not even trying to interrupt the kiss but speaking pathetically muffled and slurred around Ilya’s tongue.

    Ilya knocks their foreheads together, smiles.

    Nooooo Ilya, not before the game, Ilya,” he whines, a sweetly mocking imitation of Shane, “and now look at you, mhm? Why should I ever listen to your complaining, baby, when you’re gonna be such an easy, perfect slut for it anyways?”

    Or: Shane plays four-dimensional chess to get Ilya to fuck him even when he tells him no, for Shane-typical control freak reasons, in Shane-typical convoluted ways, with Shane-typical unawareness of this being a sex freak thing. Ilya provides, of course.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    well thank you zoé this was insane holy shit

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    Troy: Uh, guys.
    Troy: I just saw something I don’t think I was supposed to see.

    Bood: Seriously, Barrett?
    Bood: I told you to be careful on those porn sites.

    Hazy: 👀

    Troy: No!
    Troy: Fuck.
    Troy: NO.
    Troy: I went to the hospital to see Roz.

    Dykstra: Wait, didn’t he say for us to not visit?
    Dykstra: That he was totally fine and would be home tomorrow?

    Troy: Well, yeah, but I didn’t think that meant ME.

    Bood: I’m pretty sure that was exclusively for you.

    Haas: How was he?
    Haas: Did he look okay?
    Haas: Do you think he’s going to be alright?

    Troy: Uh, yeah.
    Troy: I think he’s going to be fine.
    Troy: Because Shane Hollander was lying in the hospital bed with him.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Holly
    @iknowpuck
    shane hollander is standing in front of me at the coffee shop

    Holly @iknowpuck · Replying to @iknowpuck
    oooh he's texting a girl named lily

    Holly
    @iknowpuck
    he's kind of an asshole… no man is safe really

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    A chat between Shane and a certain "Lily" gets exposed. Cue misunderstandings and chaos.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Selected text messages from the phones of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, circa 2020-2021.

     
    Troy Barrett: I’m planning to drive up to Toronto to finish packing up my apartment on Saturday, and I was wondering if you’d want to grab dinner after your game while we’re both in town?
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    Jane: …did you tell Barrett about us?
    Lily: no i promise
    Lily: he maybe thinks it is possible, but i did not tell
    Jane: I don’t think he has any idea
    Lily: what makes you say this
    Jane: Just a hunch

     
    Or: Troy asks for Shane’s number, and Ilya gives it to him. What could go wrong? Or maybe more importantly, what could go right?

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    01 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    cute af

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    Steven @stevenanderson65
    replying to @shanefiles

    I'm located in Ottawa, hit me up @shanehollander 😉

     

    Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
    replying to @stevenanderson65

    he is super gay not super blind! he has hot husband he would not hit up ugly man

     

    ilya's defense attorney @ilyaspecs
    replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️

    ILYA PLS😭😭😭😭

     

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    ilya letting the internet know his husband is super gay

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “I could blindfold you and find some other cock to fuck you, and you’d still be crying from it.”
    “I’d know. I’d know it wasn’t yours.”
    “Yeah? Should I bring a lineup next time? Have them all fuck you and watch you take their cocks like the greedy whore you are? Not let you come ‘til you know which cock is mine?”
    And Shane had blacked out with how hard he’d come from the idea of it.

     

    Or, Shane tries to guess which cock fucking him is Ilya's.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Shane is twelve when he realizes he can understand Russian.

    Or, in a world where you can understand whatever language(s) your soulmate speaks, it takes Shane and Ilya an embarrassing amount of time to realize they’re soulmates.

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    30 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    :)))))))))))) this was so so so so good my god i love them so much it hurts

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    Shane is unafraid (read: actually terrified) to say people who make out in public are disgusting. This goes for everyone, but it just so happens that he’s caught high-key judging a gay couple.

    Now everyone thinks he’s homophobic.

    Fuck his life.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “No need to be scared, malysh,” Ilya whispers. “Everyone is excited to see you.”

    Shane shakes his head and tries to protest over what’s happening, but the duct tape over his mouth keeps him quiet. He hears Hayden quietly swear from where he’s sitting in the loveseat next to JJ. Ilya shushes Shane.

    “Tonight is going to happen,” he says, his tone a little sharper. “I own you, remember? So I can make you do whatever I want. And tonight, I want to see all of your friends fuck your mouth and your ass. You are going to be good and take what you are given. Yes?”

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    29 Jun 2026

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    JJ: I saw my teammate's partner kissing someone else in a bookstore in vermont!
    JJ: assemble the troops!
    Shane (knows): oh no.

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    27 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this was so cute :)

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    your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov
    Admin note: POST IS WIP
    1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
    2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
    3. He’s supportive of the porn industry, which is notably exploitative and misogynistic.
    [cont…]

    subhollander reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
    #first celeb ever to get cancelled for bisexual pegging porn im crying #also not be that person but that was amateur porn #so???

    torontoszamboni reblogged ⇄ subhollander
    so you’re also saying that the women were amateurish at their job???

    subhollander reblogged ⇄ torontoszamboni
    quick tell me what amateur porn means

    hunter4life reblogged ⇄ subhollander
    then let’s talk about the fact that he liked that tweet as a pr stunt to distract from the f-slur????

    russianlovemachine reblogged ⇄ hunter4life
    #shane: what are you doing #ilya, swallowing: public relations

    Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!

    Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!

    Barrett: Happy birthday!!

    Dykstra: It’s your birthday!

    Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️

    Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.

    Bood: Okay. Well.
    Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.

    Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?

    Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.

    Barrett: Oh, goody.

    Ilya: My husband.
    Ilya: Shane Hollander.
    Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
    Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
    Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
    Ilya: Forgot my birthday.

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    20 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    pov your friend is sleeping next to you and you are trying not to laugh out loud but basically failing lamentablement and also it's boiling hot in this fuck ass room

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    Ilya: I have a complaint to file with HR

    Shane: What?

    Ilya: This is the second month in a row I haven’t received a paycheck.
    Ilya: It’s unacceptable, Hollander.
    Ilya: I want to file a complaint.

    Shane: 😑
    Shane: Wasn’t aware I still needed to pay you when you’re now a co-owner on all my accounts.
    Shane: You know.
    Shane: Because we’re MARRIED.

    Ilya: I’m going to tell the whole world.
    Ilya: Imagine what they will say when I tell them Shane Hollander fucks over his employees both literally and figuratively.

    Shane: For fuck’s sake.
    Shane: You’re not my manny anymore.
    Shane: You’re my husband.

    Ilya: 🥹

    Shane: Are you about to get really emotional again because I called you my husband?

    Ilya: YES.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “I (45M) think my son (20M) and his friend (20M) are dating. How do I make them comfortable?”

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    David Hollander consults Reddit for help with his son and his potential relationship.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Shane could deny it – he could try to pretend the man in the audio whimpering for more isn’t him, that it’s a scam, that it was fake or edited. He could get lawyers involved, or take it to the press before anything leaks and control the narrative himself. But he doesn’t know how much more the blackmailer has, and he can’t risk Ilya getting outed or deported or – well, he can’t risk Ilya.
    *Shane and Ilya don't get caught at the cottage. But they still get caught.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    17 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this was soooo funny!!!

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    Ilya: Marly got spiked.
    Jane: Shit. Is he okay?
    Ilya: Yes, but we do not have ride back to hotel.
    Jane: I'm on my way.

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    Set somewhere in the episode 4 "My Moon Man" Montage.

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    17 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ok this was good i liked it!! cuties

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    NHL Updates @NHLUpdates
    Montreal captain Shane Hollander begs for information about a mysterious “Boston Lily” who he’s been secretly dating for six years, sparking a viral movement to reunite the pair. Full story below.

    metrooos @hockleberry
    guys I think we might have to lock the fuck in????? #FindBostonLily

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    Amnesiac!Shane knows that he's in love, but not who he's in love with. The internet vows to assist.

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    14 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this made me really sad somehow... ilya rozanov my pookie i love you so damn much... <3

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