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skipped practice by schittyfic
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Jun 2026
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“Mmm. You want it bad,” Ilya purrs, teeth grazing the column of his throat.
“Yeah,” Shane whines, hating how petulant it sounds. A fresh flare of determination rises up in response. “Just give it to me. Ilya. I can—just go hard. Just make it fit.”
Ilya laughs quietly, incredulously. It’s hot against Shane’s ear. “Make it fit."
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Or: in the midst of a stressful season, Shane's a little... out of practice. He's not gonna let that stop him getting what he wants.
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team spirit by schittyfic for HelluvaBoink
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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It had started, innocently enough, with a hickey.
I: mmm good morning my shane
I: why angry face? looks very pretty on you 😘
S: You said it’d go down in a day or two. I have a game today, asshole
S: The guys are gonna see
I: and??
I: i would fuck you in front of whole locker room if you let me)))
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Or: during the year after the cottage, Shane and Ilya's mixed-up feelings about keeping their relationship a secret devolve into a very public fantasy.
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assist by schittyfic for Sirens_scales
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Apr 2026
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When Ilya answers, he’s greeted with a whimpered moan that goes straight to his head, leaving him reeling like he’s just thrown back another shot. His mouth drops open, the cigarette dangling stupidly from his lower lip for a second until he plucks it free with his other hand.
Holy fuck. He must be dreaming. But the rough breaths filtering into his ear are too real, tethering him tightly to the moment.
“Jane,” he murmurs, gleeful and shocked. “This is not like you.”
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Or: after Shane confesses that he can struggle to get off if he's too stressed, Ilya suggests he should just call him next time. He doesn't think Shane would ever be desperate enough to go through with it.
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next time, probably by schittyfic
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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"We should – in the shower, maybe? The water would cover up any…” Hollander clears his throat awkwardly. “Noises.”
Ilya stares at him. A thoroughly entertained grin spreads slowly across his face. “Noises,” he repeats.
Hollander opens his mouth, closes it again. His lips are so swollen. Ilya wants to bite them. “Well, do you want him to hear everything?”
“You think walls are made of paper?” Ilya asks incredulously.
“I’m just saying…”
Ilya’s voice drops into a low, teasing purr. “You are telling me you can’t control yourself, Hollander, is that it? Now that you don’t have cock in your mouth, you will be too loud. You are worried you cannot keep all those pretty moans to yourself?”
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Or: Shane's worried they'll be overheard in room 1221. He has a very sensible solution. Ilya has other ideas.
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What starts as a very judgemental conversation about Patrick's lunch choices, turns into an unexpected development in Patrick's relationship with his new business partner.
Written for the prompt: "I can't believe we're friends sometimes."
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Condomless in the Creek by Deenerann, DelilahMcMuffin, EggplantSalad, Elswherefumbling, Januarium, Lisamc21, midnightstreet, reginahalliwell, rockinhamburger, schittyfic, SparklesMagicLightLove, unfolded73, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandom Schitt's Creek
04 Jan 2021
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Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.
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Ilya's plan was to grab Shane and push him over, change their positions, get on top and fuck him into the mattress, just like he'd promised. His body still feels brittle, though, and no matter how much he'd like to do that his knee isn't working with him on this one. He takes calculated risks, not stupid ones.
There are things they haven't done, though. Even bone-deep exhausted, Ilya is itching for it.
or: There are always new things to try.
Bookmarked by schittyfic
02 Jul 2026
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Where We Can Be Honest by JennaLee
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Mar 2026
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Ilya flopped onto the blanket next to Shane, dripping wet.
“So,” he said. “You like sexy role play, yes?”
Shane, who had just taken that moment to take a sip of ginger ale, promptly choked on it, spilling fizzy liquid all over his stomach and crotch.
“Jesus Christ,” he rasped, as Ilya laughed at him, the fucker. “Who starts a conversation like that?”
Shane and Ilya's intimacy at the cottage leads to some revelations that Shane had been repressing. Ilya is excited to give him exactly what he wants in every way.
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Bookmarked by schittyfic
30 Jun 2026
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prinesi myach by probablylily for naturalprey
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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"You trust me?" Ilya asks, once, easy. Shane nods without even thinking. Ilya throws the ball. Shane watches as it flies in an arc across the yard. Cookie isn't even back yet. "Prinesi myach."
Shane doesn't recognize the Russian. Just looks at Ilya.
"Go on," Ilya says, like Shane's stupid for still standing there. "Go get it."
"What?"
"Go get me the ball. Myach."
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Ilya didn't tell Shane that he's watching a dog for the weekend. Shane isn't upset about it, and he definitely isn't jealous.
Bookmarked by schittyfic
23 Jun 2026
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The steady, persistent pressure of Rozanov’s thick cock sinking into him is unlike anything Shane has ever felt before. He feels impossibly full, impossibly exposed, but more than that, he feels good.
Fuck, it’s good.
It’s so good that he forgets to feel awkward as he begins to rock back into Rozanov’s thrusts. He forgets to feel ashamed as Rozanov draws sounds out of him he didn’t even know he was capable of making. As Rozanov drives him out of his mind and deep into his own body, holds him there, forces him to feel everything and think nothing at all—
Shane forgets to feel anything but good.
(In which Shane has a dirty fantasy, and Ilya runs with it.)
“Ah,” Ilya says softly, brushing a finger along the column of Shane’s throat. “Is that what you want, Hollander? To be humiliated?”“Yes,” Shane says, the word a guttural moan. “No? I don’t know. Maybe. Fuck.”
“To be put to good use? To be told what to do?”
“Yes,” Shane gasps, relieved to be asked a simpler question. “That’s what I want.”
Bookmarked by schittyfic
15 Jun 2026
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Hinge by destielpasta
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jun 2026
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Don’t talk and don’t come and stay where I put you when I need you, or I’ll find another hole to fuck, one that’s always ready for me, Ilya had said last night in Shane’s ear, making him shiver in anticipation.
Shane doesn’t have anywhere to go. He doesn’t have anywhere to be, other than right here, until Ilya needs him.
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Or, Shane Hollander experiences a day of free use.
Bookmarked by schittyfic
11 Jun 2026