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Logan looks back down at the box.
There are really only two ways to play this. The first is to pretend that he didn’t find them. This is a bad option, because he knows Wade will be listening from the living room, waiting to hear if his little joke paid off, and he doesn’t have super hearing but Logan’s been tossing metal boxes around pretty loud in here, so it’s probably pretty obvious.
The second option is to march back through and stab Wade through the head in the hope that, in the process of having to regrow half a temporal lobe, he doesn’t have the opportunity to make a memory out of this.
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05 Jul 2026
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no one's touched me there in a damn hot minute by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
07 Oct 2024
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Wade’s hot breath scalded his neck, and Logan’s dick fucking hurt he was so turned on.
But Logan couldn’t come.
Well, it wasn’t that he couldn’t come at all, more like, it took so goddamn long to get him there, it was almost never worth the effort or the time.
It’s really quite simple, Hank had told him once, when Logan had worked up the balls to ask him if he could find an explanation. To Hank, it was a basic overcorrection on the part of Logan’s healing factor. Any slight interruption in stimulation fucked with his nervous system just enough to keep him a step back from the edge.
(Logan's healing factor makes it hard to reach orgasm, Wade doesn't mind a challenge)
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28 Jun 2026
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Objectively, Logan understands that Wade likes anal. Likes bottoming. He likes riding Logan's dick. Sometimes gets so into it he comes without being touched. But it isn't until he finds the suitcase under the bed, that Logan understands that he doesn't understand at all.
Knowing Wade, he expected it to be full of guns, or knives. It's not.
It's full of dildos. Well, some other sex toys. There's a ball gag, and some novelty fuzzy handcuffs, a few vibrators, a few butt plugs. But mostly dildos. Lined up, most of them individually wrapped up in gym socks or little cloth bags.
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And Logan realizes, Wade *likes* anal. Not just as a way of pleasing his partner, not just a way to be close to each other. But in a "I want to do this even if I don't have a partner" sort of way.
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Once he's wrapped his head around the idea that this is a thing that Wade enjoys, it's not too far a leap to the next question, "Is it something that he would enjoy too?"****
What if Logan had decided, many many years ago, that bottoming wasn't fun, and just doesn't do it anymore. What if he decided to rethink that decision.Bookmarked by somethingdeepandprofound
24 Jun 2026
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Wade tries to focus in. He needs to concentrate. He needs to do what he said and no more. Quick handjob. Bit of touching. Absolutely nothing above the belt.
He can’t fucking kiss Logan, because that’s not what this is about. They're infected with sex pollen, not old man kissing disease. Wade needs to behave himself. This is not open season on all his soppiest daydreams. It’s just one friend helping another out.
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16 Jun 2026
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Metabolic Processes by preromantics
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
05 Aug 2024
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“It turns out you were targeted by some sort of fucking sex pollen trope. You have to fuck or die.”
Or: Logan gets hit with sex pollen. Wade is not mad about the situation, he’s mad about Logan’s willingness to die.
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15 Jun 2026