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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    “But do you like it at least? The dress I mean.”

    That, however, made Crowley’s grin flare up and he gave the angel one of those smiles that always went straight to his knees. “I certainly do, it’s gorgeous,” he smirked, “and tight, very tight, ‘bit of a risqué choice for an angel, if you ask me.”

    “Oh pish-posh,” Aziraphale waved dismissively at Crowley before settling his hand on the side of the demon’s face, gently tilting his head downwards, “not when the one wearing it already prefers clothes that’s practically painted on,” and leaned up to place a soft kiss to the corner of Crowley’s mouth, careful not to smear his lipstick. To his delight, Crowley’s jaw went momentarily taut under his hand and Aziraphale smirked at the visual swallow and tiny unintelligible “ngk” in the back of his throat. That was more like it.

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    Or; Aziraphale buys Crowley a dress and plans a whole date night as an excuse for him to wear it.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale's wings are exceptionally sensitive. This makes grooming them something of a challenge.

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    26 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    Crowley has gone too long without grooming, and his wings are in terrible shape. Grooming has always been a very personal thing, but Aziraphale offers to help. Crowley isn't expecting it to be quite as erotic as it is...

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    27 May 2026

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    Crowley and Aziraphale have begun their new lives together in a cottage in the South Downs, and they‘re both looking forward to time spent in quiet, domestic bliss. But Aziraphale begins to notice something odd: It's hard for him to pay for anything...

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    15 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    Crowley wasn't nervous. Nope. Not even a little bit. In fact, he was calm. Cool as a cucumber. Maybe even cooler, like, say... one of those fancy frozen cucumbers people used to put on their eyes in spas. Yeah, that was him. Frozen cucumber Crowley, chill as you like. He wasn’t sweating over the fact that he and Aziraphale were going out. Going out as in dating, official, capital D Dating.

    And the virginity thing? Nah, he wasn’t bothered. Not at all. So what if his hand was the only one who’d touched his dick? Didn’t mean anything. Plenty of people lived fulfilling lives without someone else’s hands down their pants. His own hands were doing just fine right now, thank you very much.

     

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    Crowley is a virgin a nervous virgin who might loose his virginity tonight if dinner goes accordingly.

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    03 May 2026